Best Adult One Liners - April 2024

Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”•Wher... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1569756228
• ASIN: 1569756228
• ISBN: 1569756228
• Brand: Arnott, Stephen/ Haskins, Mike
• Manufacturer: Ulysses Press

Cold Days (The Dresden Files, Book 14)

After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first command is the seemingly impossible: kill an immortal. Worse still, there is a growing threat to an unfathomable source of magic that could mean the deaths of millions.   Beset by enemies new and old, Harry must gather his friends and allies, prevent a... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• Manufacturer: Roc

Delightfully Twisted Jokes: The Best Dirty Jokes, Funny Anecdotes, and Hysterical One-Liners for Adults (Best Joke Collection Book 1)

Looking for hilarious jokes to tell your friends, family, coworkers, or just to enjoy for yourself? Look no further! Here is a collection of 250 of the best jokes for people who aren't offended by dirty words, sick stories, or taboo subjects!Delightfully Twisted Jokes is filled to the brim with great jokes that will keep you and your friends entertained for hours! But It is not for the faint of heart or the easily-offended! This book is not intended for children.This collection has 20 sections with jokes about:MARRIAGEOLD FOLKSANIMALSJERKSSEXSTUPID PEOPLEWORKTHE POLICE AND MILITARYRELIGIONSCHO... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07FZYBGYL
• ASIN: B07FZYBGYL

One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five successive years, allowing users to revisit previous thoughts on a specific day of the year over the span of five years, and reflect on change and progress.Use the One Line a Day 5-year journal format to provide an ins... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0811870197
• ASIN: 0811870197
• ISBN: 0811870197
• Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

War Hammer: Nate Temple Series Book 8

Two old dudes want to kill me. Oh, and one of them is my ancestor…And after centuries of practice, they’re pretty good at the whole murder thing. But at least they want to kill each other just as badly.Now, I’ve taken down a Greek Goddess, worn a Horseman’s Mask, and I ride a homicidal unicorn who hates rainbows with a passion. Some might say sending two senior citizens to a permanent retirement home should be a breeze.It ain’t.Because that’s not my biggest concern. One of my friends is in danger, or possibly dying, and I need to get her back before her fiancé kills me. But findin... [Read More]

• ASIN: B077S4GN5C
• ASIN: B077S4GN5C
• Manufacturer: Argento Publishing, LLC

Joker Face: Over 450 Comedians Share Their Best One-liners

Stewart Lee has seen a ghost but doesn’t believe in the afterlife. Rob Beckett can peel a banana with his feet. Viv Groskop gave birth to a baby next to a dishwasher.What do you get when you combine unknown facts about some of Britain’s best-loved comedians with their favorite one-liners and candid, black-and-white portraits? The result is Joker Face, a hilarious record of the British comedy scene from comedian Steve Best, a 20-year veteran of the comedy circuit.In this book – a companion to the 2014 book Comedy Snapshot – Best paints an intimate and very funny portrait of some of our ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1783523387
• ASIN: 1783523387
• ISBN: 1783523387
• Manufacturer: Random House UK

Plum Island (John Corey Book 1)

• ASIN: B000FA5SMK
• ASIN: B000FA5SMK
• Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion!Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low.The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment.So whether ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00PMIH1IO
• ASIN: B00PMIH1IO
• Manufacturer: Adams Media

Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners

One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.

• ASIN: 0517587165
• ASIN: 0517587165
• ISBN: 9780517587164
• Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

Best Jokes for Adults: (Collection of Jokes, One-Liners, Short Stories, and Celebrity Quotes about Love, Sex & Relationships)

Awesome collection of classy jokes, hilarious short stories, and funny quotes from famous actors and comedians. Perfect stocking stuffer gift for your coworker, family or friend!Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. ~Will FerrellI wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either.Making love is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?A: Because... [Read More]

• ASIN: B079DS4XTN
• ASIN: B079DS4XTN

Sun Stand Still: What Happens When You Dare to Ask God for the Impossible

• ASIN: B003E8AIP2
• ASIN: B003E8AIP2
• Manufacturer: Multnomah

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12

Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!200+ jokes! Good, clean family funknock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!

• ASIN: 1987734912
• ASIN: 1987734912
• ISBN: 1987734912
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

TidyCare Commode Liners - Value Pack - Disposable Bedside Commode Liners - 48 Commode Liners - Adult Commode Chair - Commode Pail Liners - Universal fit

Finally...a mess-free solution to care giving TidyCare liners are designed to fit most any bedside commode. . Simply cover the removable bucket of your bedside commode with a TidyCare plastic disposable liner, smooth into place, When finished, dump loose contents into the toilet, then remove the liner from the commode, pull the drawtape closure and tie it closed. Simply discard the liner just as you would dispose of a diaper. TidyCare liners make clean up a snap. Finally...A mess free solution to care giving! The best part of the TidyCare story TidyCare is assembled at Sunshine Industries, a v... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01N52XNSP
• UPC: 728028427134
• ASIN: B01N52XNSP
• Brand: TidyCare
• Manufacturer: The Cumberland Companies LLC

Cold Service (Spenser Book 32)

• ASIN: B000PC7218
• ASIN: B000PC7218
• Manufacturer: G.P. Putnam's Sons

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

• ASIN: 0800788036
• ASIN: 0800788036
• ISBN: 0800788036
• Manufacturer: Revell

Best Winter Hats Adult Reversible Striped Slouchy W/Fleece Lining (One Size) - Khaki/Camel

For a Cold Day on the Slopes, on Your Bike, or Out About. This Best Winter Hats Reversible Knit Slouchy. Striped Design W/Fleece Lining. One Size Fits Most. Best Fit From 22 1/4" - 23

• UPC: 811154279
• Color: BeigeKhaki/Camel

Best Winter Hats Adult Garter Stitch Slouchy W/Soft Plush Lining (One Size) - Black

Look Great on the Slopes, in the Snow, at the Game, or Just Out and About With This Best Winter Hats Adult Solid Color Insulated Garter & Stockinette Stitch Knit Slouchy Beanie With Soft Fur

• UPC: 765485347
• Color: Black

Best Winter Hats Adult Chenille Zig Zag Winter Skull Cap W/Fleece Lining (One Size) - Gray/Brown

For a Cold Day on the Slopes, on Your Bike, or Just Out About. This Stylish Quality Knit Chenille Zig Zag Design Winter Cap Beanie W/Fleece Lining Will Make Sure You Are Warm. One Size

• UPC: 223864913
• Color: BrownGray/Brown

Tranquility Adult Liner 2078 One Size Fits Most Case of 120, White/Peach

Tranquility 2078 Slimline Adult Incontinence Liner

• UPC: 990706422

Thanks for being the best priest ever: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Thanks for being the best priest ever: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 788197379

I shoot people: Funny Photographer Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

I shoot people: Funny Photographer Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 274176565

Fucking Awesome Doctor: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Doctor: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 727079910

Fucking Awesome Aunt: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Aunt: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 369961315

2 in 1 Coloring Book Deadpool and Colossus: Best Coloring Book for Children and Adults, Set 2 in 1 Coloring Book, Easy and Exciting Drawings of Your L

2 in 1 Coloring Book Deadpool and Colossus: Best Coloring Book for Children and Adults, Set 2 in 1 Coloring Book, Easy and Exciting Drawings of Your

• UPC: 466348461

2 in 1 Coloring Book Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Wall-E: Best Coloring Book for Children and Adults, Set 2 in 1 Coloring Book, Easy and Exci

2 in 1 Coloring Book Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Wall-E: Best Coloring Book for Children and Adults, Set 2 in 1 Coloring Book, Easy and

• UPC: 608977899

THE BEST LITTLE BOOK OF ONE LINERS - HENNY YOUNGMAN

• UPC: 264645446563
• Category: Fiction & Literature
• Price: 10 USD

Best. Gags. Ever!: Over 1,000 of the World's Funniest Jokes, One-liners and Zin

• UPC: 312454021385
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 3 USD

The Old Ones Are the Best: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-liners and Puns

• UPC: 392228498461
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 5 USD

Joker Face: Over 450 Comedians Share Their Best One-liners by Best, Steve Book

• UPC: 382748536124
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 14 USD

The Old Ones Are The Best: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns

• UPC: 283345998854
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 11 USD