Best Ass In Texas - April 2024

Liquid Ass

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.

• ASIN: B000OCEWGW
• UPC: 782675018923
• ASIN: B000OCEWGW
• Brand: Liquid Ass
• Size: 30ml (1 liquid oz)
• Manufacturer: Liquid Assets Novelties LLC

American Flag 3x5 Heavy Duty Premium Commercial Grade 2-Ply PolyMax Polyester The Best US Flag 100% Made in USA Tough Durable Fade Resistant All Weather Sewn Stripes Embroidered Stars Brass Grommets

* The Best QUALITY AMERICAN FLAG Available Anywhere - Our U.S. Flags are manufactured with individual PolyMax 2-ply polyester Sewn Stripes, 100% Made in the USA and PROUD of it! * We are a member of Flag Manufacturers Association of America. We label our flags Made in U.S.A. (because they are!) * Flag has a 1-1/2" heavy duty, bright white, strong and durable header which includes two solid BRASS GROMMETS for easy installation. * Flag features LOCK STITCHING on ALL seams plus FOUR ROWS of Lock Stitching on the Fly End for increased durability. The "fly end" is the end part of the flag that ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00V5CZWTQ
• UPC: 760999533308
• ASIN: B00V5CZWTQ
• Brand: Made in USA Flags
• Size: 3' by 5' Foot
• Manufacturer: Made in USA Flags

Mug Shots - 6 Piece Shot Glass Set of Famous Gangster Mugshots - Comes in a Colorful Gift Box

This handsome set of shot glasses features mug shots of six of America's most notorious gangsters. So now you can down a bourbon with Pretty Boy Floyd, a Sambuca with Lucky Luciano, a schnapps with Bugsy Siegel, or a Jell-o shot with John Dillinger. Each shot glass has a front and profile mug shot of a famous gangster, along with his rap sheet. For instance, Lucky Luciano's rap sheet includes murder, racketeering, drug trafficking, and mugging. The set comes in an attractive box and includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd.

• ASIN: B0055OGI16
• UPC: 814229006909
• ASIN: B0055OGI16
• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
• Manufacturer: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Cute Now... ('Til I'm Beating Your Ass in Poker - Texas Hold em Card Playing Baby/Infant Bodysuit Creeper - Pick Color and Size (6M, Kelly Green)

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• ASIN: B07BH164N8
• ASIN: B07BH164N8
• Brand: Cute Now
• Size: 6M

Baptized In The Rio Grande [Explicit]

• ASIN: B01HFSTVPE
• ASIN: B01HFSTVPE
• Manufacturer: Razor & Tie

Greatest Hits So Far...

11 of the 14 tracks are former #1 singles

• ASIN: B00NWFE03S
• UPC: 075678671081
• ASIN: B00NWFE03S
• Brand: Atlantic
• Manufacturer: Atlantic

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: 40th Anniversary

• ASIN: B00MLYOJ96
• ASIN: B00MLYOJ96

Liquid Ass Spray Mister Fart Prank Pooter Stink Bottle Smell Bomb - PRANK GAG

Listing is for 1 bottle of Liquid Ass "spray top" ( if you want the "streamer tip" ones please see our eBay store ) Authentic butt crack smell in a spray bottle - for the ultimate fart and stink prank Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poop. The pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. This gagging stench will have people laughing until it hurts! Liquid Ass will spray out in a nearly clear l... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01JUS9H6K
• UPC: 717261574170
• ASIN: B01JUS9H6K
• Brand: Liquid Ass
• Size: Original version
• Manufacturer: United States

Texas Tactical Patch - Subdued Silver

Our Texas Tactical Patches are 100% embroidered with velcro hook backing and can be added to any of your gear with velcro loop. The 2"x3" size is specifically designed for use with tactical caps. This Lone Star state flag patch will make any Texan smile.

• ASIN: B007PWH3LA
• ASIN: B007PWH3LA
• Brand: Gadsden and Culpeper
• Manufacturer: Gadsden and Culpeper

TI-84 Plus CE Color Graphing Calculator, Gray

The TI-84 Plus CE makes comprehension of math and science topics quicker and easier. Ideal for middle school through college.

• ASIN: B01NC0GADQ
• UPC: 033317207732
• ASIN: B01NC0GADQ
• Brand: Texas Instruments
• Manufacturer: Texas Instruments

Body Glide Original Anti-Chafe Balm, 1.5oz, 2-pack

Protect your skin against rubbing that causes chafing, irritation and raw skin. The balm forms a dry, invisible barrier, effective wherever skin is rubbed by clothing, footwear or skin. Never wet or greasy

• ASIN: B0779KPX4D
• UPC: 605296001535
• ASIN: B0779KPX4D
• Brand: BodyGlide
• Size: 1.5oz 2 Pack
• Manufacturer: Body Glide

Kyocera DuraMax E4255 PTT Rugged Black Sprint

The Kyocera DuraMax E4255 is a rugged, durable cell phone adhering to military standard 810G for dust, shock, vibration, temperature extremes, blowing rain and water immersion up to 30 minutes in up to 1 meter. The DuraMax also features a 3MP camera with video recording and a LED flash, multi-format player, push-to-talk, Bluetooth functionality and GPS navigation. This is a highly durable phone with excellent sound quality.

• ASIN: B00AWVM0DW
• UPC: 060383751852
• ASIN: B00AWVM0DW
• Brand: Kyocera
• Manufacturer: KYOCERA

You Are My Favorite Asshole Black Shot Glass

This black 1.75 oz shot glass is the perfect gift for when words alone just don't cut it. It's sarcastic, funny, and best when it's true. If your asshole is anything like mine they will drink from this glass with pride. This design, as with all of our designs, is etched into the glass. That makes it a dishwasher-safe permanent design for the life of the glass.

• ASIN: B076Z2QKZP
• ASIN: B076Z2QKZP
• Brand: Mixing Spirits

Maelstrom Men's TAC FORCE 8 Inch Military Tactical Duty Work Boot with Zipper, Black, 11 W US

The Maelstrom TAC FORCE 8 inch tactical zipper boot is specifically designed with tactical and law enforcement professionals in mind. It is made with components that will enhance your performance in diverse environments. Polish-able, water-resistant leather and nylon are employed for the upper, keeping your feet dry and comfortable. Its breathable moisture wicking liner prevents bacterial buildup and cools down your feet during high activities. The padded collar and tongue offers extra all day comfort. To enhance speed, a lightweight, flexible, shock-absorbing synthetic compound is engineered ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00E24Y4YI
• UPC: 818320012111
• ASIN: B00E24Y4YI
• Brand: Maelstrom
• Size: 11 Wide
• Manufacturer: Maelstrom Footwear

Blood and Steel: Cedar Crest Country Club

• ASIN: B07K5BKNBF
• ASIN: B07K5BKNBF

Coal Miner's Daughter / Smokey and the Bandit / The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas / Fried Green Tomatoes (DVD)

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• UPC: 21609992
• Color: YOther
• Rating: 4.833

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (DVD)

Texas madam Miss Mona and her sheriff boyfriend try to save her Chicken Ranch from a TV

• UPC: 2061703
• Color: YOther
• Rating: 4.414

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (Blu-ray)

Texas madam Miss Mona and her sheriff boyfriend try to save her Chicken Ranch from a TV

• UPC: 49072503
• Color: YOther

Weird texas : your travel guide to texas's local legends and best kept secrets: 9781402766879

"If your taste extends to the odd side of traveling, [this is your

• UPC: 10372041
• Rating: 4.0

Texas Slow Cooker : 125 Recipes for the Lone Star State's Very Best Dishes, All Slow-Cooked to Perfection

Texas Slow Cooker provides southern flavors with cooking know-how from The Lone Star State. Even great cooks, such as Cheryl Jamison, one of the preeminent authorities on American regional cuisine and the author of many

• UPC: 56102329

The Chicken Ranch : The True Story of the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Chicken Ranch

• UPC: 53688092
• Rating: 5.0

Live in Texas (Includes DVD) (Digi-Pak) (CD)

Live In Texas (CD/DVD)

• UPC: 2449597
• Rating: 5.0

Golden Years My Ass : Adventures in Geriatric Indignity

Roger Welsch's humorous take on his hahahaha Golden Years, a subject in which he now considers himself an expert. Portions of this book have been shared with friends facing medical problems and have each and

• UPC: 53334516

Self-Portrait of a Texas Cowboy : Ass Over Teakettle

Self-Portrait of a Texas Cowboy: Ass Over

• UPC: 53310265

The Best Catch in Texas - eBook

They Said He Had Striking LooksAnd Nicolette Saddler certainly felt that something had struck her straight in the heart when she first locked eyes with Dr. Ridge Garroway. But Nicolette had had her fill of

• UPC: 233516547
• Rating: 3.0