Best Dick Pics Ever - April 2024

Tipsy Elves Men's American Flag Patriotic T Shirts - USA Tee Shirts for Men (Medium, Dick Pic)

When it's time to sport some Patriotism there is no better way than sporting some of Tipsy Elves' American Flag themed T Shirts. Our Red, White and Blue Tees are sure to turn heads and produce some high fives when you wear them. These USA T-Shirts are perfect paired with a pair Tipsy Elves shorts, pants or swim trunks. All Tipsy Elves shirts are uber soft and comfortable and are perfect for lounging around or working out at the gym. Just like America, these colors don't run in the wash. You can be sure that when you buy a Tipsy Elves T-shirt they were built to last!

• ASIN: B074CCZ168
• UPC: 842217121150
• ASIN: B074CCZ168
• Brand: Tipsy Elves
• Size: Medium

Tom Clancy Presents: Act of Valor

• ASIN: B006JSSFPE
• ASIN: B006JSSFPE
• Manufacturer: Berkley

Slapped! The Movie

• ASIN: B07J6T6V55
• ASIN: B07J6T6V55

We Play (Read With Dick and Jane)

Dick can play. Jane can play. Spot can play, too! Have fun with Dick and Jane as you read along with this sweet and simple story.

• ASIN: 0448434105
• ASIN: 0448434105
• ISBN: 0448434105
• Brand: Penguin Young Readers
• Manufacturer: Penguin Young Readers

Fucking Adorable - Cute Critters with foul Mouths

New Low Price! Limited Time Only! This coloring book book is full of sweary insults said by the cutest critters possible!! From an adorable raccoon calling someone a "Cumstain" to a "Cunt-A-Saurus Rex", you'll love these filthy cuties! If you love to swear and love all things cute, you'll adore this book. This is guaranteed to be your favorite swear word coloring book you own in your collection! It also makes a great novelty gift for friends! The book has 30 different single sided sweary pages to color!Fucking Adorable-er, the adorable sweary sequel to this book, is now available! amazon.com... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1537498649
• ASIN: 1537498649
• ISBN: 1537498649
• Brand: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Masterpiece Theatre: Elizabeth I - The Virgin Queen

The Virgin Queen is a refreshing and intimate account of the Elizabeth Is rule. The tale begins when Elizabeth is a teen-age princess imprisoned in the Tower of London by her half-sister Queen Mary, charged with conspiracy and treason. We follow the young princess as she fights to hang on to her head and at the same time consolidate her power.

• ASIN: B000BKDNX0
• UPC: 783421405592
• ASIN: B000BKDNX0
• ISBN: 1593755325
• Brand: WGBH Boston Video
• Manufacturer: PBS

Copic Premium Artist Markers - 72 color Set A - Intermediate Level

Ciao 72-piece Set A. Scores of anime, manga, and comics artists as well as landscape, product, architecture, and fashion designers prefer Copic markers because of their ultra-blendable, low odor, alcohol based inks. Unlike water-based inks, which tend to pill and oversoak the paper while blending, Copics mix on the surface to deliver the wonderfully rich blends they’re known for. This outstanding performance has distinguished Copic markers as the celebrated coloring tool within professional, semi-professional and hobby circles alike.

• ASIN: B000MRR41E
• UPC: 798256974403
• ASIN: B000MRR41E
• Brand: Copic Marker
• Size: 1-Pack
• Manufacturer: Copic Marker

Here's One You Didn't Know About

2015 collection. The great bluesman B. B. King was one of the few artists whose every note was of interest. This 25-track CD - of mostly previously unissued recordings - is drawn from his sessions for Modern Records between 1954 and 1962. 'Be Careful Baby' is a rare thing - a B. B. King song that has never been released before in any version, while two tracks appeared on our 2014 RPM compilation Speak Easy. The version of 'Catfish Blues' is from a completely different session to the familiar issued version and from B. B.'s commentary appears to be the version he played on the road. There are m... [Read More]

• ASIN: B016J2CDKC
• UPC: 029667074322
• ASIN: B016J2CDKC
• Brand: Ace (Label)
• Manufacturer: Ace Records

Foot Traffic -Women's Animal-Themed Socks, Llama (Shoe Sizes 4-10)

Foot Traffic's Animal-Themed Socks for Women feature a wide variety of playful, fun and adventurous animal designs, making it easy to find the perfect pair! At Foot Traffic a talented team of sock experts spends every day creating, producing and marketing distinctive fashion legwear and fun, unique novelty socks for men and women. For over 30 years, we have been committed to offer our customers on-trend creative designs, consistent quality, and great value. We are excited to bring colorful, functional and fun products to hundreds of boutiques and sock enthusiasts around the world.

• ASIN: B011SMWZLK
• UPC: 811035026053
• ASIN: B011SMWZLK
• Brand: Foot Traffic
• Size: One Size Fits Most

All About the D

Temptation has never come in a hotter package.You know how people say you can never believe what you read on the interwebs? That a hot guy online is probably a creeper with a beer gut and a shoe fetish, not the sexy beast he pretends to be?So I had no clue that the anonymous blogger who contacted my law firm about his naughty website would be droolworthy in real life. Not that I'm interested in him in that way. Attorneys can't go around sleeping with their clients. Not even if he is the most beautiful man I've ever met and so ridiculously smart he makes my nerdy-girl heart sigh.Besides, he has... [Read More]

• ASIN: B071RMVWQF
• ASIN: B071RMVWQF

50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips)

DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED! GET THE TOP 100 BESTSELLING BOOK (December 2016, 2017, 2018) THAT IS SURE TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AS IT HAS FOR 1000s OF BUYERS WORLDWIDE! Over 90% positive reviews don't lie!Cooking cock is tougher than you might think. Learn to slay this dragon from someone who has trained at the breast of some of Europe's sauciest moms and grandmas.Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, "50 Ways to Eat Cock" is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes... [Read More]

• ASIN: 148259143X
• ASIN: 148259143X
• ISBN: 148259143X
• Brand: Ingramcontent
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

The Hunters

• ASIN: B004FWYXPC
• ASIN: B004FWYXPC

Mae West - The Glamour Collection (Go West Young Man/ Goin' To Town/ I'm No Angel/ My Little Chickadee/ Night After Night)

• ASIN: B000E6ESX0
• UPC: 025192845321
• ASIN: B000E6ESX0
• Brand: WEST,MAE
• Manufacturer: Universal Pictures Home Entertainment

Goodell vs. Obama: The Battle for the Future of the NFL

"PFTCommenter is one of the dumbest guys on the Internet, and that makes him a genius. Damn, now I sound stupid, too." -Bomani Jones, ESPN"It's great, and I have no idea what just happened, but Jerry Jones dick exploded and that's enough for me." -Spencer Hall, SB Nation"The only parody Twitter account worth following" -Deadspin.com"This is the least influential book of anything I've ever read. I hated it." -Adolf HitlerIn what is being hailed by many, probably, as the best, funniest, most gut-shittingly poignant literary work since The New Testament, PFT Commenter takes you on a realistic-fic... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00KLCZMXC
• ASIN: B00KLCZMXC

Outback Steakhouse Gift Card $50

Outback Steakhouse starts fresh every day to create the flavors that our mates crave. Our new creations and grilled classics are made fresh daily using only the highest quality ingredients sourced from around the world.

• ASIN: B00BXLVBC6
• UPC: 076750028274
• ASIN: B00BXLVBC6
• Brand: Outback Steakhouse

Dick Cavett - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24x20 - I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, wh

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• UPC: 881940741
• Color: Multicolor