Best Funny One Liners - April 2024

WE'RE ALL A MESS, IT'S OK: A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ESSAYS AND ONE-LINERS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF EVERYDAY LIFE

The number one best-selling author of "The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book Of Failures" brings you her newest gem, "We're All A Mess. It's OK." Over one hundred contributors share their failures, setbacks and most embarrassing moments for this compilation of hilarity with the hopes that their stories would give the embarrassed and struggling souls some comic and inspirational relief.Life is riddled with pain, disappointments, and failures, but given enough time, they're folly. "We're All A Mess. It's OK" captures life's most absurd moments honestly and without a filter. It's filled with funny ess... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0998968412
• ASIN: 0998968412
• ISBN: 0998968412
• Manufacturer: Amy Lyle

The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs

Finally in paperback?with lots of brand-new jokes from today's top comedians. What could be funnier than a great joke? How about 2,000 great jokes? In this side?splitting compendium, revised and updated and featuring a new introduction by Drew Carey, members of the world-renowned Friars Club and other comedians provide zingers for every occasion, situation, and taste. Organized alphabetically and by topic, this book is made for browsing, but it's also perfect for finding icebreakers for social occasions, adding a touch of humor to business speeches, and spicing up toasts. Hundreds of the best-... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1884822630
• UPC: 768821226305
• ASIN: 1884822630
• ISBN: 1884822630
• Brand: Brand: Black Dog n Leventhal Publishers
• Manufacturer: Black Dog & Leventhal

Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”•Wher... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1569756228
• ASIN: 1569756228
• ISBN: 1569756228
• Brand: Arnott, Stephen/ Haskins, Mike
• Manufacturer: Ulysses Press

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

• ASIN: 0800788036
• ASIN: 0800788036
• ISBN: 0800788036
• Brand: Elliott, Rob
• Manufacturer: Revell

Floral One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

A sweet new version of the classic bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Floral One Line a Day features vibrant floral watercolor artwork on its cover and within. With foil-stamped accents, gilded page edges, and a silky ribbon marker, this strikingly beautiful five-year diary brings unexpected joy and reflection to each day, and makes an exceptional gift for Mother's Day, graduations, and all sorts of spring like celebrations.This beautiful 365 day journal will inspire thoughtful daily reflections and become a keepsake record to treasure long after its pages are filled. It makes a gr... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452164614
• ASIN: 1452164614
• ISBN: 1452164614
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12

Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!200+ jokes! Good, clean family funknock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!

• ASIN: 1987734912
• ASIN: 1987734912
• ISBN: 1987734912
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock. Who’s there?Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock. Who’s there?Anita to borrow a pencil.New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too!

• ASIN: 0310750628
• UPC: 025986750626
• ASIN: 0310750628
• ISBN: 0310750628
• Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
• Manufacturer: Zonderkidz

Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners

One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.

• ASIN: 0517587165
• ASIN: 0517587165
• ISBN: 9780517587164
• Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

Cold Days (The Dresden Files, Book 14)

After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first command is the seemingly impossible: kill an immortal. Worse still, there is a growing threat to an unfathomable source of magic that could mean the deaths of millions.   Beset by enemies new and old, Harry must gather his friends and allies, prevent a... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• Manufacturer: Roc

The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell

Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.  

• ASIN: 1683221001
• ASIN: 1683221001
• ISBN: 1683221001
• Brand: Barbour Publishing Company
• Manufacturer: Barbour Books

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Popular author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids turns his witty pen to the classic knock-knock joke, providing hours of entertainment for young and old.

• ASIN: 0800788222
• ASIN: 0800788222
• ISBN: 0800788222
• Brand: Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
• Manufacturer: Revell

The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids: A 3-in-1 Collection

Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.

• ASIN: 0800723074
• ASIN: 0800723074
• ISBN: 9780800723071
• Brand: Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
• Manufacturer: Revell

Feral Sins (The Phoenix Pack Book 1)

• ASIN: B008QYT6FC
• ASIN: B008QYT6FC
• Manufacturer: Montlake Romance

NEW...DIRTY, FUNNY, SEXY, WITTY ONE LINER JOKES: The best hot one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.

Fourth volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent. After the success of the first three volumes, this fourth book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokesSexy jokesWitticisms... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1077678320
• ASIN: 1077678320
• ISBN: 1077678320
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Would You Rather Game: 500 Questions for Kids, Teens, and their Adults

500 modern, fun, and clean Would You Rather questions.Play in a group or just the two of you!Fun to play at parties while you’re waiting for the pizza.A great distraction for long car rides, or waiting in line at the airport.Order now.

• ASIN: 1794097090
• ASIN: 1794097090
• ISBN: 1794097090
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Men's #1 Dad & Best Dad Ever Novelty Funny Socks Father's Day 2-PACK

Is your Dad the Best Dad Ever or #1 Dad? Let him decide which one he feels like with this 2-Pack of Men's Novelty socks for dad! He can wear them on Father's Day, his

• UPC: 683040882
• Model: 122BSTDG-101DAD1BK-BDL
• Color: GrayBlack
• Size: One Size

Best Friend Poop Poop and Toilet Paper in Love Funny Logo - Crew Socks

CREW SOCKS, OSFA, GREAT GIFT, Officially Licensed by JMD

• UPC: 296378855

Napoleon Dynamite Nalpoleon One Liner Men's White Funny T-shirt NEW Sizes S-2XL

An amazing T-Shirt from the movie of the North Dakota Dancing master, what are you waiting to get this New T Line Graphic Tee? White Crew Neck Short Sleeve Napoleon Dynamite Movies & TV Nalpoleon

• UPC: 988769664
• Color: White
• Size: S

Napoleon Dynamite Nalpoleon One Liner Women's White Funny T-shirt NEW Sizes S-2XL

An amazing T-Shirt from the movie of the North Dakota Dancing master, what are you waiting to get this New T Line Graphic Tee? White Crew Neck Short Sleeve Napoleon Dynamite Movies & TV Nalpoleon

• UPC: 633983931
• Color: White
• Size: XL

Carol Burnett - I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.

Carol Burnett - I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.We stand behind our products

• UPC: 742003976
• Size: 24"X20"24\" x 20\"

Yo Mama Jokes - 555 Funny Insults - The New And Best Ones (Illustrated Edition) - eBook

WARNING: Extremely funny and insulting!HERE THEY ARE: The new and best Yo Mama Jokes - not the same old ones you've heard a 1000 times before! You'll definitely love this funny book - even if

• UPC: 314613852

Mens Best Buckin Dad Ever Antlers Tshirt Funny Fathers Day Hunting Tee For Guys

No need to hunt for the best dad. I already have one! Great for the father that takes you out into the woods and shows you how to tag your first buck! Have you tried

• UPC: 947717266
• Model: 017BestBuckinDadEverAntlersMEN-4XL
• Color: BlueHeather Navy
• Size: 4XL

Mens Best Buckin Papa Ever Tshirt Funny Fathers Day Hunting Tee For Guys

Happy Father's Day to the best bucking father I know! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love!

• UPC: 669110178
• Model: 018BestBuckinPapaEverMEN-4XL
• Color: BlueHeather Navy
• Size: 4XL
• Rating: 2.0

Mens Best Dog Dad Ever Tshirt Funny Fathers Day Puppy Tee For Guys

Working to give my dog a better life Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only

• UPC: 113096098
• Model: 018BestDogDadEverMEN-3XL
• Color: GrayHeather Grey
• Size: 3XL
• Rating: 5.0

Mens Best Husband Ever T shirt Funny T shirts for Dad Fathers Day Gift Sarcasm Valentines Day

Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only are they printed on super soft cotton but

• UPC: 161652047
• Model: 016BestHusGRY-MEN-4XL
• Color: GrayHeather Grey
• Size: 4XL
• Rating: 5.0

300 Best Jokes 2016 : Clean One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

• UPC: 143172793716
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 4 USD

+300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Col... by Shaw, Donald

• UPC: 392043858575
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 23 USD

300 Clean Jokes for Kids: Best One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection,D

• UPC: 372500809894
• Category: Non Fiction
• Price: 2 GBP

300 Clean Jokes for Kids: Best One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

• UPC: 292977802517
• Category: Fiction
• Price: 3 GBP

+300 Best Jokes : Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

• UPC: 143184186849
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 26 USD