Best Funny Text Messages - April 2024

What If Everybody Did That?

If you drop just one soda can out the window, it’s no big deal ... right? But what if everybody did that? What if everybody broke the rules ... and spoke during story time, didn’t wash up, or splashed too much at the pool? Then the world would be a mess. But what if everybody obeyed the rules so that the world would become a better place? Using humorous illustrations rendered in mixed media, these questions are answered in a child-friendly way and show the consequences of thoughtless behavior.

• ASIN: 0761456864
• ASIN: 0761456864
• ISBN: 0761456864
• Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
• Manufacturer: Two Lions

Giraffes Can't Dance

The bestselling Giraffes Can't Dance is now a board book!Giraffes Can't Dance is a touching tale of Gerald the giraffe, who wants nothing more than to dance. With crooked knees and thin legs, it's harder for a giraffe than you would think. Gerald is finally able to dance to his own tune when he gets some encouraging words from an unlikely friend.With light-footed rhymes and high-stepping illustrations, this tale is gentle inspiration for every child with dreams of greatness.

• ASIN: 0545392551
• UPC: 659213182920
• ASIN: 0545392551
• ISBN: 0545392551
• Brand: Scholastic
• Manufacturer: Cartwheel Books

The Pout-Pout Fish (A Pout-Pout Fish Adventure Book 1)

• ASIN: B004CYERTK
• ASIN: B004CYERTK
• Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

The Odd 1s Out: How to Be Cool and Other Things I Definitely Learned from Growing Up

Instant New York Times bestseller · Hilarious stories and advice about the ups and downs of growing up, from a popular YouTube artist and storyteller.Like any shy teen turned young adult, YouTube star James Rallison ("The Odd 1s Out") is used to being on the outside looking in. He wasn't partying in high school or winning football games like his older brother. Instead, he posted comics on the Internet. Now, he's ready to share his hard-earned advice from his 21 years of life in the funny, relatable voice his fans love. In this illustrated collection, Rallison tells his own stories of growi... [Read More]

• ASIN: 014313180X
• ASIN: 014313180X
• ISBN: 014313180X
• Manufacturer: TarcherPerigee

Ada Twist, Scientist

A #1 New York Times Bestseller A Wall Street Journal Bestseller A USA Today Bestseller Inspired by real-life makers Ada Lovelace and Marie Curie, this beloved #1 bestseller champions STEM, girl power and women scientists in a rollicking celebration of curiosity, the power perseverance, and the importance of asking “Why?”    Don't miss Ada’s further adventures—with her friends Iggy Peck and Rosie Revere—in the instant New York Times bestseller Rosie Revere and the Raucous Riveters, the first all-new chapter book starring The Questioneers! Ada Twist’s head is full of questions. L... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1419721372
• ASIN: 1419721372
• ISBN: 1419721372
• Brand: imusti
• Manufacturer: Harry N. Abrams

Iggy Peck, Architect

This beloved New York Times bestselling picture book is a fun-filled, inspiring story about the power of teamwork and the importance of celebrating individual gifts and self-expression.    And now you can follow Iggy’s further adventures—with his friends Rosie Revere and Ada Twist—in the instant New York Times bestseller Rosie Revere and the Raucous Riveters, an all-new chapter book starring The Questioneers! Some kids sculpt sand castles. Some make mud pies. Some construct great block towers. But none are better at building than Iggy Peck, who once erected a life-size replica of the... [Read More]

• ASIN: 081091106X
• ASIN: 081091106X
• ISBN: 081091106X
• Brand: imusti
• Manufacturer: Abrams Books for Young Readers

Do Unto Otters: A Book About Manners

"Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you."―Socrates (the Greek philosopher), circa 470-399 B.C.Mr. Rabbit's new neighbors are Otters.OTTERS!But he doesn't know anything about otters. Will they get along? Will they be friends?Just treat otters the same way you'd like them to treat you, advises Mr. Owl.In her smart, playful style Laurie Keller highlights how to be a good friend and neighbor―simply follow the Golden Rule! This title has Common Core connections.Do Unto Otters is a 2008 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year.

• ASIN: 0312581408
• ASIN: 0312581408
• ISBN: 0312581408
• Brand: Square Fish
• Manufacturer: Square Fish

First Day Jitters (Mrs. Hartwell's Classroom Adventures)

Everyone knows that sinking feeling in the pit of the stomach just before diving into a new situation. Sarah Jane Hartwell is scared and doesn't want to start over at a new school. She doesn't know anybody, and nobody knows her. It will be awful. She just knows it. With much prodding from Mr. Hartwell, Sarah Jane reluctantly pulls herself together and goes to school. She is quickly befriended by Mrs. Burton, who helps smooth her jittery transition. This charming and familiar story will delight readers with its surprise ending.Fun, energetic illustrations brighten page after page with the busy ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 158089061X
• ASIN: 158089061X
• ISBN: 158089061X
• Brand: CHARLESBRIDGE PUBLISHING
• Manufacturer: Charlesbridge

The Gruffalo

A mouse is taking a stroll through the deep, dark wood when along comes a hungry fox, then an owl, and then a snake. The mouse is good enough to eat but smart enough to know this, so he invents . . . the gruffalo! As Mouse explains, the gruffalo is a creature with terrible claws, and terrible tusks in its terrible jaws, and knobbly knees and turned-out toes, and a poisonous wart at the end of its nose. But Mouse has no worry to show. After all, there’s no such thing as a gruffalo. . . .

• ASIN: 0142403873
• ASIN: 0142403873
• ISBN: 0142403873
• Manufacturer: Puffin Books

The Charisma Myth: How Anyone Can Master the Art and Science of Personal Magnetism

• ASIN: B005GSZZ24
• ASIN: B005GSZZ24
• Manufacturer: Portfolio

American Born Chinese

Gene Luen Yang is the National Ambassador for Young People's Literature.Jin Wang starts at a new school where he's the only Chinese-American student. When a boy from Taiwan joins his class, Jin doesn't want to be associated with an FOB like him. Jin just wants to be an all-American boy, because he's in love with an all-American girl. Danny is an all-American boy: great at basketball, popular with the girls. But his obnoxious Chinese cousin Chin-Kee's annual visit is such a disaster that it ruins Danny's reputation at school, leaving him with no choice but to transfer somewhere he can start all... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0312384483
• ASIN: 0312384483
• ISBN: 0312384483
• Brand: Square Fish
• Manufacturer: Square Fish

Grumpy Monkey

The hilarious New York Times bestselling picture book about dealing with unexplained feelings...and the danger in suppressing them!Jim the chimpanzee is in a terrible mood for no good reason. His friends can't understand it--how can he be in a bad mood when it's SUCH a beautiful day? They encourage him not to hunch, to smile, and to do things that make THEM happy. But Jim can't take all the advice...and has a BIT of a meltdown. Could it be that he just needs a day to feel grumpy?Suzanne and Max Lang bring hilarity and levity to this very important lesson. This picture book is an excellent case... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0553537865
• ASIN: 0553537865
• ISBN: 0553537865
• Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE LLC
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Potty (Leslie Patricelli board books)

A new toddler title charts a crucial achievement. There comes a point in a toddler’s life when going in one’s diaper is only one possible option, and the question must be raised: "Should I go in my potty?"With pitch-perfect humor and pacing, Leslie Patricelli follows the inner dialogue (sure to have little ones shouting responses) and hilarious actions of everyone’s favorite Baby, winding up with an over-the-top look of surprise and delight that will have both parents and offspring laughing out loud--"I did it!"

• ASIN: 0763644765
• ASIN: 0763644765
• ISBN: 0763644765
• Brand: Candlewick Press MA
• Manufacturer: Candlewick

Just Me and My Dad (Little Critter)

Mercer Mayer’s Little Critter is going on a camping trip with his dad in this classic, funny, and heartwarming book. Whether he and his dad are canoeing, fishing, or building a campfire, parents and children alike will relate to this beloved story. A perfect gift for Father’s Day . . . or any day!

• ASIN: 0307118398
• UPC: 033500118395
• ASIN: 0307118398
• ISBN: 0307118398
• Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Classic Seuss)

• ASIN: B00ESF285S
• ASIN: B00ESF285S
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Tinder Best Opening Messages - eBook

Tinder is an online dating site. However, unlike other dating sites, Tinder does not do matches based on mathematical logic. Other dating websites actually try very hard to make their matches transform into a marriage,

• UPC: 977755870

Happy 70th Birthday : You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 70 Year Old Men or Women, Husband, Wife, Grandma, Grandpa, Grandparent, Best Friend, Sister or Brother, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

Happy 70th Birthday: You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 70 Year Old Men or Women,

• UPC: 689699528

Farter's Day Journal (I Mean Father's Day Journal) : Funny Dad Gag Gift With Trump Message For Farters (Fathers) - Great Motivation & Inspiration Notepad & Diary For Dads To Write In Notes, 6x9 Lined Paper, 120 Pages Ruled

Farter's Day Journal (I Mean Father's Day Journal): Funny Dad Gag Gift With Trump Message For Farters (Fathers) - Great Motivation & Inspiration

• UPC: 573217968