Best Humorous One Liners - April 2024

Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners

One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.

• ASIN: 0517587165
• ASIN: 0517587165
• ISBN: 9780517587164
• Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dad tell. Here are hundreds to crack the whole family up.Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona.This comedic canon c... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1631583727
• ASIN: 1631583727
• ISBN: 1631583727
• Brand: Racehorse
• Manufacturer: Racehorse

Cold Days (The Dresden Files, Book 14)

After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first command is the seemingly impossible: kill an immortal. Worse still, there is a growing threat to an unfathomable source of magic that could mean the deaths of millions.   Beset by enemies new and old, Harry must gather his friends and allies, prevent a... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• Manufacturer: Roc

Wacky Jokes for Kids: Over 500 Kids' Jokes including One-Liners, Knock-Knock Jokes, Tongue Twisters and Wacky Facts for Kids - Perfect for kids ages 5 to 12.

The new Wacky Jokes for Kids book by Joshua Shifrin is a great joke book for kids ages 5 to 12. Wacky Jokes for Kids contains over 500 jokes including great One-Liners, funny Knock-Knock jokes, Kids' Tongue Twisters and Wacky Facts for Kids! Wacky Jokes for Kids is great for the young reader who likes a good laugh, as well as fun for the whole family. Wacky Jokes for Kids makes a great gift for kids and grand-kids alike and will encourage them to read and have fun along the way!

• ASIN: 1099714729
• ASIN: 1099714729
• ISBN: 1099714729
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Atlantic Rim: Resurrection

• ASIN: B079XVC2ST
• ASIN: B079XVC2ST

WE'RE ALL A MESS, IT'S OK: A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ESSAYS AND ONE-LINERS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF EVERYDAY LIFE

The number one best-selling author of "The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book Of Failures" brings you her newest gem, "We're All A Mess. It's OK." Over one hundred contributors share their failures, setbacks and most embarrassing moments for this compilation of hilarity with the hopes that their stories would give the embarrassed and struggling souls some comic and inspirational relief.Life is riddled with pain, disappointments, and failures, but given enough time, they're folly. "We're All A Mess. It's OK" captures life's most absurd moments honestly and without a filter. It's filled with funny ess... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0998968412
• ASIN: 0998968412
• ISBN: 0998968412
• Manufacturer: Amy Lyle

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil.New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that’s both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles—it’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles too!

• ASIN: B010RCTC3G
• ASIN: B010RCTC3G
• Manufacturer: Zonderkidz

Animal Jokes for Kids: Funny Laugh-out-Loud One-Liners, Knock Knock Jokes and Animal Puns.

Funny Animal jokes for kids ages 6-12. Written by an English teacher with a focus on word variance to help children build their vocabulary. Education AND fun! You'd be crazy not to buy it. Why don’t frogs tell jokes? Because all they hear are crickets. Where does a squid go when he gets really sick? He pays a visit to the doctopus. How do snakes clean the snow off their cars? With the windshield vipers.

• ASIN: 1976705711
• ASIN: 1976705711
• ISBN: 1976705711
• Manufacturer: Independently published

A House to Mend a Broken Heart: A warm, witty and heartwarming read (The Willow Tree Hall Series Book 1)

Everyone is hiding from something... Perfect for fans of Milly Johnson and Lucy Diamond. Willow Tree Hall has been the proud ancestral home of the Cranley family for centuries. But now the house is falling apart, and the elderly Earl is growing too frail to manage it himself. Annie Rogers is looking for a job that will allow her to disappear. The role of live-in housekeeper to Arthur, Earl of Cranley, and his reluctant heir, Sam Harris, is just perfect. How hard can it be to run a household? But with no qualifications, and Sam criticising her at every turn, Annie suddenly finds herself comple... [Read More]

• ASIN: B06XRZRB8V
• ASIN: B06XRZRB8V
• Manufacturer: Aria

Troublesome Mind

Mercy Dee (born Mercy Davis Walton, August 3, 1915 December 2, 1962) was a jump blues pianist who found fame after spending years working the fields in Texas. Troublesome Minds is a testament to the natural talent Mercy Dee possessed when it came to picking up rhythms from his blues background and melding them with the style of Texas pianists. The junction of the two styles plus Mercy Dees own prolific lyricism made him into a popular singer and performer on not just the West Coast, but across the country. The songs range from humorous to self-pitying, all are from the heart of Mercy Dee.

• ASIN: B0000001IJ
• UPC: 096297036921
• ASIN: B0000001IJ
• Manufacturer: Arhoolie Records

Co-WRECKER (The Binghamton Series Book 1)

Co-Wrecker is a small town, coworkers to lovers romance that can be read as a standalone romantic comedy. See why readers are falling in love with this nerdy alpha male.What do ice cream and Sadie Montgomery have in common? They're both ice cold, but one taste is never enough.I wanted to be friends — I would have even settled for her seeing me as anything but a nerd — but there was no getting through. So just like any hard-headed, red-blooded man out there, I made up my mind.I’d make my coworker fall for me.I’d like to say it was simple, but like every other epic love story, all it too... [Read More]

• ASIN: B06XQHDZXV
• ASIN: B06XQHDZXV
• Manufacturer: Hot-Lanta Publishing, LLC

children jokes

• ASIN: B07PRVV2W7
• ASIN: B07PRVV2W7
• Brand: Working man
• Manufacturer: Working man

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of—absolutely hilarious anecdotesone-liners worth repeatingjokes to cure what ails a personcartoons to brighten any dayAnyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

• ASIN: 0736922571
• ASIN: 0736922571
• ISBN: 0736922571
• Manufacturer: Harvest House Publishers

'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy (Greatest Hits Mysteries Book 1)

• ASIN: B00DDW52K0
• ASIN: B00DDW52K0
• Manufacturer: Gemma Halliday Publishing

Drunk 3 | Funny Drinking Team, Group Halloween Costume Unisex T-Shirt-Adult,3XL Red

A unisex t-shirt with a professionally applied, vibrant, durable screen print on front letting the world know that this isn't just some random group of drunks running around - these are professionals..

• ASIN: B00SNNFYCU
• ASIN: B00SNNFYCU
• Brand: Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.
• Size: 3X-Large

World's Best Mom Parental Humor Quote Decorative Ceramic Gift Coffee 11 Oz. Mug

World's Best Mom Parental Humor Quote Decorative Ceramic Gift Coffee 11 Oz.

• UPC: 110414752
• Color: Pink
• Size: One Size

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• UPC: 105038960
• Model: mug_151506_1
• Color: Black
• Rating: 5.0

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• UPC: 168426264
• Model: mug_203249_3
• Color: White
• Size: N/A

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• UPC: 184523924
• Model: mug_151532_1
• Color: White
• Size: N/A

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• UPC: 183266244
• Model: mug_151532_4
• Color: Black

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• UPC: 137814410
• Model: mug_151522_4
• Color: Black

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• UPC: 935797415
• Model: mug_151297_6
• Color: BlueBlue/White
• Size: 11 fl oz11 oz

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• UPC: 254860282
• Model: mug_151498_4
• Color: Black/WhiteBlack
• Size: 11 fl oz11 oz

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• UPC: 184568155
• Model: mug_151532_3
• Color: White

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• UPC: 381101112
• Model: mug_151495_4
• Color: Black/WhiteBlack
• Size: 11 fl oz11 oz