Best Jack Handey Deep Thoughts - April 2024

Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired

A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts”—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.Includes daily “wisdom” such as:“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”“It takes a bi... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0425133656
• ASIN: 0425133656
• ISBN: 0425133656
• Manufacturer: Berkley

Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak

With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.

• ASIN: 0786880449
• ASIN: 0786880449
• ISBN: 0786880449
• Manufacturer: Hachette Books

Deeper Thoughts, All New

The sequel to Deep Thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains "inspirational" lunacy from the Saturday Night Live regular.

• ASIN: 1562828401
• ASIN: 1562828401
• ISBN: 1562828401
• Manufacturer: Hachette Books

What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats

Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.

• ASIN: 1401322662
• ASIN: 1401322662
• ISBN: 1401322662
• Manufacturer: Hachette Books

Lost Deep Thoughts: Don't Fight the Deepness

The latest installment in "Deep Thoughts" series unearths more of the pseudo-inspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, "The Lost Deep Thoughts" takes a profound plunge into the world of Handey's life-altering aphorisms. 96 photos.

• ASIN: 0786883057
• ASIN: 0786883057
• ISBN: 0786883057
• Manufacturer: Hyperion

The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure

The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover a... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1455534536
• ASIN: 1455534536
• ISBN: 1455534536
• Brand: Grand Central Publishing
• Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak

With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.

• ASIN: B00C021D20
• ASIN: B00C021D20
• Manufacturer: Hyperion

Good Chemistry (Good Clouds Book 1)

Dark and absurdly hilarious humor pieces, poems, and drawings. They will make you think. They will make you laugh. They will make you turn the page, ashamed.

• ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
• ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
• Manufacturer: Langan Mae

[Jack Handey] Deep Thoughts:- Inspiration for The Uninspired - SoftCover

Brand New

• ASIN: B07VNM13N9
• ASIN: B07VNM13N9
• Brand: Bestinova
• Manufacturer: Bestinova

Highlights - Deep Thoughts: Laughter

• ASIN: B01LOKXZ5Q
• ASIN: B01LOKXZ5Q

BellaCross This Thoughts Wall Decal is a Thought of The Day for Everyday Message. A Vinyl Wall Decal displaying Stylish Lettering to Encourage deep Thoughts. - Burgundy

Proudly made in the United States of America.This wall decal is BURGUNDY and displays a:"Thoughts the most powerful thing in the universe" messageApproximate Decal Size: 16" x 24" or (40.5 cm x 61 cm)(Please note that the pictures shown are for illustrative purposes only and may not precisely represent actual decal size.)Join the hot trend in home decor using vinyl wall decals, quotes, phrases or designs to decorate the walls in your home, office or any other place where you want to add a special and unique decorative touch.Installation: Just follow these 5 simple steps.➊ Find a smooth surfa... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07NQ5Q96M
• ASIN: B07NQ5Q96M
• Brand: BellaCross
• Size: 16" x 24"
• Manufacturer: BellaCross

got thought? - 16oz All Purpose Pint Beer Glass

Need a gift for your boss, spouse, friend, neighbor, mailman, or alcoholic in your life? This pint glass makes a great choice for a gift! It features a classic styling made from a newly designed mold for maximum durability.

• ASIN: B07H6T2V1F
• ASIN: B07H6T2V1F
• Brand: Knick Knack Gifts
• Manufacturer: Knick Knack Gifts

#thought - 16oz Hashtag All Purpose Pint Beer Glass

Need a gift for your boss, spouse, friend, neighbor, mailman, or alcoholic in your life? This pint glass makes a great choice for a gift! It features a classic styling made from a newly designed mold for maximum durability.

• ASIN: B07H6RWJX5
• ASIN: B07H6RWJX5
• Brand: Knick Knack Gifts
• Manufacturer: Knick Knack Gifts

got thought? - 5oz Round Drinking Alcohol Flask, Matte Black

Need a gift for your boss, spouse, friend, neighbor, mailman, or alcoholic in your life? This round flask makes a great choice for a gift! It features a classic styling made from a newly designed mold for maximum durability.

• ASIN: B07H56M4JV
• ASIN: B07H56M4JV
• Brand: Knick Knack Gifts
• Manufacturer: Knick Knack Gifts

got thought? - Ceramic White Outer & Black Inner 1.5oz Shot Glass

Need a gift for your boss, spouse, friend, neighbor, mailman, or alcoholic in your life? This shot glass makes a great choice for a gift! It features a classic styling made from a newly designed mold for maximum durability.

• ASIN: B07H54Z4BF
• ASIN: B07H54Z4BF
• Brand: Knick Knack Gifts
• Manufacturer: Knick Knack Gifts

Three Jack Reacher Novellas (with bonus Jack Reacher's Rules) : Deep Down, Second Son, High Heat, and Jack Reacher's Rules

This compilation includes three Jack Reacher novellas and the ultimate fan guide Jack Reacher's Rules.Deep Down: In thriller master Lee Child's short story Deep Down, Jack Reacher must track down a spy in soldier's clothing--by

• UPC: 31133356

Best of the Best from the Deep South Cookbook

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• UPC: 13318134

Three Men in a Boat (illustrated) + Three Men on the Bummel + Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow: The best of Jerome K. Jerome - eBook

This carefully crafted ebook: “Three Men in a Boat (illustrated) + Three Men on the Bummel + Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow: The best of Jerome K. Jerome” contains 3 books in one volume

• UPC: 500787306
• Rating: 4.143

Cryptic: The Best Short Fiction of Jack McDevitt - eBook

Jack McDevitt loves a good mystery. And he enjoys baffling his readers with enigmas like why, after so many years of listening with no results, would a SETI director hear an artificial signal and keep

• UPC: 699993005
• Rating: 4.0

In the Deep Blue Sea : Jack and the Geniuses Book #2

New York Times-bestselling authors Bill Nye the Science Guy and Gregory Mone take middle-grade readers on a scientific adventure in Book 2 of the exciting new Jack and the Geniuses series. The series combines real-world

• UPC: 986755683

Deep Cover Jack - eBook

FBI Agents Otto and Gaspar pick up where Lee Child’s “Persuader” leaves off in the Hunt for Jack Reacher.Lee Child Gives Diane Capri Two Thumbs Up!"Full of thrills and tension, but smart and human, too.

• UPC: 872488290
• Rating: 5.0

Deep Thoughts : Inspiration for the Uninspired

A unique collection of Handey's "Deep Thoughts"--irreverent observations on life as seen on Saturday Night Live. An Emmy Award-winner and co-producer of SNL, Handey's works have been published in The New Yorker, National Lampoon, Omni,

• UPC: 1898753
• Rating: 2.5

Deep Cover Jack

"Make some coffee. You'll read all night." - Lee ChildFBI Agents Otto and Gaspar pick up where Lee Child's "Persuader" leaves off in the Hunt for Jack Reacher.Lee Child Gives Diane Capri Two Thumbs Up!

• UPC: 893487946
• Rating: 5.0

Fry It Like a Pro the Ultimate Cookbook for Your T-Fal Deep Fryer : An Independent Guide to the Absolute Best 103 Fryer Recipes You Have to Cook Before You Die

This expansive book explains how this remarkable kitchen appliance makes the best food of your life incredibly easy to prepare. Get the most out of every meal AND the most out of your T-fal deep

• UPC: 377682845

In the Deep Blue Sea : Jack and the Geniuses Book #2

Jack, his genius siblings Ava and Matt, and Dr. Hank Witherspoon visit the Hawaiian island home of technology billionaire Ashley Hawking, who with engineer Rosa Morris has built a revolutionary electricity plant that harvests energy

• UPC: 55745349

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey Vintage 1994 SNL Coffee Mug Better Not Take A Dog

• UPC: 293507353533
• Category: Mugs & Coasters
• Price: 26 USD