What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. It's designed to be easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, maki... [Read More]
How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean!How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts!What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey!What do you call a train full of chewing gum?A chew-chew train, of course!Here at last: the jokes that every six year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gi... [Read More]
Brain Teasers for Kids - A Riddles Book for the Whole Family“The mind once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions.” Ralph Waldo Emerson This kids book is a collection of 300 brain teasing riddles and puzzles. Their purpose is to make children think and stretch their minds. They are designed to test logic, lateral thinking as well as memory and to engage the brain in seeing patterns and connections between different things and circumstances.They are laid out in three chapters which get more difficult as you go through the book, in the author’s ... [Read More]
Kids love jokes--reading them, learning them, and sharing them. Curated by the editors of Highlights(TM), this brand-new collection of 365 rib-tickling, laugh-out-loud jokes is guaranteed to bring loads of giggles to children and their grown-ups. Hilarious black-and-white cartoons round out the fun. What does a duck eat with soup? Quackers, of course!This uproarious humor collection features 365 sidesplitting riddles and jokes--with lots of funny cartoons to add to the fun. Kids will love amusing themselves--and friends and family--with this hilarious collection of jokes in a wide range of top... [Read More]
From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on the secret genius of irrational behavior.Have you ever been pissed because you're not pretty enough, and then gotten even more pissed that someone didn't find you as pretty as you think you are? Have you ever obsessed over the size of your thighs while eating dessert, all the while saying you'll work out extra tomorrow? Or spent endless hours wondering why you have to bear the brunt of other people's insecurities? I mean, after all, I'm pretty great. Why cope with insecurities I... [Read More]
SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!
Hilarious Joke Book For 7 Year Old Kids! What a great gift!Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 7 year old kids promises hours of fun for the whole family!Good clean fun for everyone!Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter!Funny jokes like.........Knock knock.Who’s there?Arfur.Arfur who?Arfur got why I came over!What did the bee say when he got home from work?Honey, I'm home!What did the big raindrop say to the small raindrop?Two's company but three's a cloud!Knock knock.Who’s there?Baby... [Read More]
A revised and updated new edition of the bestselling workbook and grammar guide The Blue Book of Grammar and Punctuation is a concise, entertaining workbook and guide to English grammar, punctuation, and usage. This user-friendly resource includes simple explanations of grammar, punctuation, and usage; scores of helpful examples; dozens of reproducible worksheets; and pre- and post-tests to help teach grammar to students of all ages. Appropriate for virtually any age range, this authoritative guide makes learning English grammar and usage simple and fun. This updated Eleventh Edition reflects ... [Read More]
What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today.Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the jokes that every seven year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. It's designed to be easy to read with illustr... [Read More]
Are you in need for fun and interesting for kids?This awesome book, packed with hilarious and thought-provoking scenarios, is a perfect solution for kids parties, family game or car trip rides.Kids love "Would You Rather" questions because they appeal to their sense of adventure and are silly. Watching them trying to find the solution will be hilarious!The only rule that cannot be broken is that of having fun!So, welcome to the "Would you rather...?" world! Have a nice game!ORDER NOW!
THE INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "This is your happy hour with Amy Schumer... It's Bossypants meets Trainwreck meets your long weekend." —TheSkimm “Amy’s got your back. She’s in your corner. She’s an honesty bomb. And she’s coming for you.” —Actress Tilda Swinton and Trainwreck co-starThe Emmy Award-winning and Tony-nominated comedian, actress, writer, and star of Inside Amy Schumer and the acclaimed films Trainwreck and I Feel Pretty has taken the entertainment world by storm with her winning blend of smart, satirical humor. Now, Amy Schumer has written a refreshingl... [Read More]
Q: What do planets use to download music? A: Neptunes. Q: What goes zzub zzub? A: A bee flying backwards. Q: Why did the baby cookie cry? A: Because it was a wafer so long. Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-colored ... [Read More]
Hilarious Joke Book For 9 Year Old Kids! What a great gift!Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for 9 year old kids promises hours of fun for the whole family!Good clean fun for everyone!Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter!Funny jokes like.........Knock knock.Who’s there?Thor.Thor who?My hand is Thor from all this knocking!What sort of dog really loves bubble baths?Shampoodles!What kept the cavemen awake at night?A Dino-Snore!Knock knock.Who’s there?Honey bee.Honey bee who?Honey bee kind... [Read More]
What kind of lion isn’t scary? A. A dande-lion.What do you call it when cows lead an uprising?A. Udder chaos.You’re only 7 once, so enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Awesome Jokes for 7 Year Olds is a fun collection of silly jokes that every 7 year old should know! This fun joke book would be an ideal gift as the giver can personalize the front cover, making it a perfect Christmas stocking filler, or a fun birthday gift for 7 year olds. This book is part of a series of joke books made for 5,6,7,8 and 9 year olds.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERNAMED A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR BY: NPR, ESQUIRE, The LA Times, and NEWSWEEKWINNER OF THE STRANGER GENIUS AWARDShrill is an uproarious memoir, a feminist rallying cry in a world that thinks gender politics are tedious and that women, especially feminists, can't be funny. Coming of age in a culture that demands women be as small, quiet, and compliant as possible--like a porcelain dove that will also have sex with you--writer and humorist Lindy West quickly discovered that she was anything but. From a painfully shy childhood in which she tried, unsuccessfully, to hide... [Read More]
For use in schools and libraries only. An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,500 family-friendly jokes includes old classics, newfangled variations, and every shade of joke, pun, and riddle, organized by subject for easy
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