Best New One Liners - April 2024

Cold Days (The Dresden Files, Book 14)

After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first command is the seemingly impossible: kill an immortal. Worse still, there is a growing threat to an unfathomable source of magic that could mean the deaths of millions.   Beset by enemies new and old, Harry must gather his friends and allies, prevent a... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• Manufacturer: Roc

Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Inc... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1631583727
• ASIN: 1631583727
• ISBN: 1631583727
• Brand: Racehorse
• Manufacturer: Racehorse

One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five successive years, allowing users to revisit previous thoughts on a specific day of the year over the span of five years, and reflect on change and progress.Use the One Line a Day 5-year journal format to provide an ins... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0811870197
• ASIN: 0811870197
• ISBN: 0811870197
• Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Plum Island (John Corey Book 1)

• ASIN: B000FA5SMK
• ASIN: B000FA5SMK
• Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

One-Liners: A Mini-Manual for a Spiritual Life

Ram Dass has always been a master of the one-liner. Here is the nitty-gritty by the author of Be Here Now—more than 200 penetrating observations and pithy spiritual instructions on such topics as How It All Is, Love and Devotion, Suffering, Aging, Planes of Consciousness, Death and Dying, Service and Compassion, Psychedelics, Social Awareness, and Liberation.“This book is a kind of spiritual brandy, a distillation of the lectures I’ve given over the course of the past decade or so. These quotes are the little “aha!” moments, the cameos that have been served up out of our collective c... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1400046238
• ASIN: 1400046238
• ISBN: 1400046238
• Brand: Brand: Harmony
• Manufacturer: Harmony

Feral Sins (The Phoenix Pack Book 1)

• ASIN: B008QYT6FC
• ASIN: B008QYT6FC
• Manufacturer: Montlake Romance

Floral One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

A sweet new version of the classic bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Floral One Line a Day features vibrant floral watercolor artwork on its cover and within. With foil-stamped accents, gilded page edges, and a silky ribbon marker, this strikingly beautiful five-year diary brings unexpected joy and reflection to each day, and makes an exceptional gift for Mother's Day, graduations, and all sorts of spring like celebrations.This beautiful 365 day journal will inspire thoughtful daily reflections and become a keepsake record to treasure long after its pages are filled. It makes a gr... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452164614
• ASIN: 1452164614
• ISBN: 1452164614
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners

One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.

• ASIN: 0517587165
• ASIN: 0517587165
• ISBN: 9780517587164
• Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

Thief of Time: A Novel of Discworld

• ASIN: B000W916WK
• ASIN: B000W916WK
• Manufacturer: HarperCollins e-books

INSULTS - The Best Insults Ever - Win at any verbal argument!

Brought to you by The Clown Factory. This is a collection of the best INSULTS in history. Please take some time out of your day to read this book, but try not to cry your eyes out or use these on an innocent victim. This collection includes the following:I. Insults with Animal References II. Insulting Someone's IntelligenceIII. Insulting Someone's PersonalityIV. Insulting Someone's LooksV. Insults about Annoying People VI. Random Insults

• ASIN: B00D1BI04S
• ASIN: B00D1BI04S

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

• ASIN: 0800788036
• ASIN: 0800788036
• ISBN: 0800788036
• Manufacturer: Revell

Gaining By Losing: Why the Future Belongs to Churches that Send (Exponential Series)

People are leaving the church J.D. Greear pastors. Big givers. Key volunteers. Some of his best leaders and friends. And that’s exactly how he wants it to be.When Jesus gave his disciples the Great Commission, he revealed that the key for reaching the world with the gospel is found in sending, not gathering. Though many churches focus time and energy on attracting people and counting numbers, the real mission of the church isn’t how many people you can gather. It’s about training up disciples and then sending them out. The true measure of success for a church should be its sending capaci... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00PFCPQ3O
• ASIN: B00PFCPQ3O
• Manufacturer: Zondervan

Stalking Jack: The Hunt Begins... (Madeline Donovan Mysteries Book 1)

Follow Madeline into the streets of Whitechapel as she hunts down the demon, Jack.The SS City of New York is about to embark on its maiden voyage to London. This lavish liner will have its passengers filled with wonder at its opulence. Madeline Donovan has set sail for London to escape a painful occurrence in her life, but instead she is drawn into the intrigue of a mystery that will have all of London and the world talking. Newspaper accounts of the first victim, of the infamous Jack the Ripper, reach the ship. After that, it is on everyone's mind, especially a group of women, who will entrea... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00Y6X55TS
• ASIN: B00Y6X55TS

Troubleshooting SharePoint: The Complete Guide to Tools, Best Practices, PowerShell One-Liners, and Scripts

Utilize a treasure trove of free SharePoint troubleshooting tools and receive insightful guidance about the types of SharePoint issues that can be discovered through their use. Chapters in this book contrast solid and least privileged builds in order to help you understand the types of issues that are raised when farms are not built the least privileged way.Because SharePoint errors often present themselves one way, when an issue is actually something entirely different, the process of finding the root cause can feel like going down a rabbit hole. Hands-on exercises get you comfortable with l... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1484231376
• ASIN: 1484231376
• ISBN: 9781484231371
• Manufacturer: Apress

10PCS Reusable Baby Modern Cloth Diaper Nappy Liners (#1)

baby's sleeping environment is always moisture which is easy for bringing bacteria, our insert absorb urine fast and reduce the pollution. Brand new and high quality. Easy use, Soft and Breathable Machine washable and dryable, very easy to be clear. Fast absorbent inundation. Reusable and fast dry.

• ASIN: B07DY18RKK
• UPC: 702215775154
• ASIN: B07DY18RKK
• Brand: dsb
• Size: one size
• Manufacturer: DSB

(2 Pack) Sealy Multi-Use Liner Pads with Waterproof Liner, 2 Pack (4 Pads Total)

The Sealy Multi-Use Pads come in a convenient two-pack and are waterproof, versatile and handy for everyday use. These travel-sized pads make changing, feeding and more easier for on-the-go moms. The two-sided reversible pads are

• UPC: 50437033
• Color: White
• Size: Cradle
• Rating: 4.25

Always Discreet Incontinence Pads for Women, Moderate Absorbency, 198 Count

Finally, your sensitive bladder can feel like no big deal - and that's a really big deal! Whether you're relaxing at home or out with friends, the last thing you want to think about is

• UPC: 39878652
• Model: 92729PK
• Color: NoneOther
• Size: Regular
• Rating: 4.212

Poise Incontinence Pads for Women, Ultimate Absorbency, Regular, 112 Ct

With trusted 3-in-1 protection for dryness, comfort and odor control, Poise Ultimate Absorbency Incontinence Pads now have a new ContourFit design to give you the confidence and incontinence protection you need day or night. The

• UPC: 55537321
• Model: 47441
• Color: Purple
• Size: Regular
• Rating: 3.841

Poise Incontinence Pads, Light Absorbency, Regular, 54 Count

Nobody wants to worry about bladder leakage. Poise Moderate Absorbency Incontinence Pads provide even more absorbency, giving you the confidence and protection you need. An Absorb-Loc core quickly absorbs wetness and odor. The Leak-Block* sides

• UPC: 50160156
• Model: 45905
• Color: Not ApplicableOther
• Size: Regular
• Rating: 3.769

HOSPECO Napkin Receptacle Liner, Kraft Waxed Paper, 500/Carton -HOS260

Kraft waxed paper liners for Hospeco 250-201W, ND-1, Sanisac and all standard wall units (sold separately). With gusset for better

• UPC: 27130584
• Model: KL
• Color: BrownMulticolor
• Size: 500Kraft Waxed Paper Sanitary Napkin Receptacle Liners - 500 Li
• Rating: 5.0

U by Kotex Security Ultra Thin Pads with Wings, Heavy Flow, Unscented, 80 Ct

Experience comfort and trusted protection with the super slim U by Kotex Security Ultra Thin Pads with Wings (80 pads). This feminine pad has a breathable, cottony SOFT TOUCH cover for comfortable protection. The material

• UPC: 699661577
• Model: 49056
• Color: Green
• Size: Long
• Rating: 4.367

ALWAYS Ultra Thin Size 2 Super Pads With Wings Scented, 40 Count

Are you getting the right protection from your pad? Using the wrong pad size can lead to leaks. Step up in size to help stop leaks. Now you can find your fit with Always MY

• UPC: 51335065
• Model: 3700095239
• Size: NA
• Rating: 3.76

Old Ones Are the Best Joke Book : Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners ...

• UPC: 362864406275
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 14 USD

A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags & one liners

• UPC: 362266941728
• Category: Fiction
• Price: 5 GBP

Joker Face : Over 400 Comedians Share Their Best One-liners, Paperback by Bes...

• UPC: 362937956457
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 17 USD

Old Ones are the Best: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns by Mi

• UPC: 391926148079
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 20 USD

Pullover Hooded One Liners Sweatshirt Mom Likes Me Best

• UPC: 163771925642
• Category: Hoodies & Sweatshirts
• Price: 37 USD

The Best Joke Book for Silly Kids. The Funniest Jokes, One Liners, Riddles......

• UPC: 333433137068
• Category: Children & YA Non-Fiction
• Price: 5 USD

Pond liner 30x30 ,40 years, Best seller 2020, number one selling, Reinforced

• UPC: 254393644894
• Category: Pond Liners
• Price: 469 USD

Pond liner 25x30 ,40 years, Best seller 2020, number one selling, Fish

• UPC: 254399871205
• Category: Pond Liners
• Price: 401 USD

The Old Ones Are The Best: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns

• UPC: 282860231115
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 12 USD

Joker Face: Over 450 Comedians Share Their Best One-liners by Best New..

• UPC: 392670110619
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 17 USD