Best One Liners About Life - April 2024

One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five successive years, allowing users to revisit previous thoughts on a specific day of the year over the span of five years, and reflect on change and progress.Use the One Line a Day 5-year journal format to provide an ins... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0811870197
• ASIN: 0811870197
• ISBN: 0811870197
• Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

WE'RE ALL A MESS, IT'S OK: A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ESSAYS AND ONE-LINERS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF EVERYDAY LIFE

The number one best-selling author of "The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book Of Failures" brings you her newest gem, "We're All A Mess. It's OK." Over one hundred contributors share their failures, setbacks and most embarrassing moments for this compilation of hilarity with the hopes that their stories would give the embarrassed and struggling souls some comic and inspirational relief.Life is riddled with pain, disappointments, and failures, but given enough time, they're folly. "We're All A Mess. It's OK" captures life's most absurd moments honestly and without a filter. It's filled with funny ess... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0998968412
• ASIN: 0998968412
• ISBN: 0998968412
• Manufacturer: Amy Lyle

Floral One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

A sweet new version of the classic bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Floral One Line a Day features vibrant floral watercolor artwork on its cover and within. With foil-stamped accents, gilded page edges, and a silky ribbon marker, this strikingly beautiful five-year diary brings unexpected joy and reflection to each day, and makes an exceptional gift for Mother's Day, graduations, and all sorts of spring like celebrations.This beautiful 365 day journal will inspire thoughtful daily reflections and become a keepsake record to treasure long after its pages are filled. It makes a gr... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452164614
• ASIN: 1452164614
• ISBN: 1452164614
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Modern One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Daily Journal, Mindfulness Journal, Memory Books, Daily Reflections Book)

Record and reflect on every day with the One Line a Day keepsake journal. Discover the eye-catching new version of our bestselling memory books: Featuring the painterly brushstrokes of the beloved stationer Moglea, this beautifully colorful daily journal was created to help you record and remember something in particular about every day. Whether you want to find the beauty in ordinary, you're tracking the progress of a new adventure, or you just want to practice daily reflections, One Line a Day will provide the perfect space to do so. Includes full-color artwork on every page inside along wit... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452164622
• ASIN: 1452164622
• ISBN: 1452164622
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania

#1 New York Times BestsellerFrom the bestselling author and master of narrative nonfiction comes the enthralling story of the sinking of the LusitaniaOn May 1, 1915, with WWI entering its tenth month, a luxury ocean liner as richly appointed as an English country house sailed out of New York, bound for Liverpool, carrying a record number of children and infants. The passengers were surprisingly at ease, even though Germany had declared the seas around Britain to be a war zone. For months, German U-boats had brought terror to the North Atlantic. But the Lusitania was one of the era’s great t... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0307408876
• ASIN: 0307408876
• ISBN: 0307408876
• Brand: Erik Larson
• Manufacturer: Broadway Books

Feral Sins (The Phoenix Pack Book 1)

• ASIN: B008QYT6FC
• ASIN: B008QYT6FC
• Manufacturer: Montlake Romance

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Popular author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids turns his witty pen to the classic knock-knock joke, providing hours of entertainment for young and old.

• ASIN: 0800788222
• ASIN: 0800788222
• ISBN: 0800788222
• Brand: Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
• Manufacturer: Revell

Ash - A Thriller (Asher Benson Book 1)

9 AM EST: A senator shoots himself on national television.10:32 AM EST: An entire floor of government agents leap to their death from their office building.12:57 PM EST: All the police officers inside a station murder each other.And the day has just begun.Lieutenant Asher Benson left Iraq with a traumatic brain injury, PTSD, and a Purple Heart. His doctors warned that the symptoms would be life altering. They had no idea. As his body healed, the thoughts of those around him began to echo through Ash’s mind, stretching the boundaries of his sanity.Five years later, Ash is drowning the voices ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00HL7Y1X2
• ASIN: B00HL7Y1X2

The Warlord Wants Forever (Immortals After Dark Book 1)

• ASIN: B06ZZWDBDV
• ASIN: B06ZZWDBDV
• Manufacturer: Pocket Star

One Line A Day Journal: Five Years of Memories, 6x9 Diary, Dated and Lined Book, Floral

This beautifully designed One Line A Day Journal is an easy way to record funny, loving, sad, happy or poignant moments in life. It contains 365 pages, 6"x9", each with five separate lined areas allowing you to write down and revisit your most precious memories. Whether as a thoughtful gift or a journal for yourself, the pages are ready and waiting to be filled.DETAILS:365 Pages - One For Each Day of The YearCrisp White Pages with a Thick Cardstock CoverStylish, Elegant Cover ArtDimensions: 6" x 9"Perfect BoundGreat for Mom!

• ASIN: 1542355524
• ASIN: 1542355524
• ISBN: 1542355524
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Cold Days (The Dresden Files, Book 14)

After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first command is the seemingly impossible: kill an immortal. Worse still, there is a growing threat to an unfathomable source of magic that could mean the deaths of millions.   Beset by enemies new and old, Harry must gather his friends and allies, prevent a... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• Manufacturer: Roc

The Complete Life's Little Instruction Book

The Complete Life's Little Instruction Book contains the 1,560 entries found in all three volumes of the New York Times Bestselling Life's Little Instruction Book series. Bound in a deluxe, maroon, leather edition, this collectible hardcover makes a perfectly elegant gift for any occasion. Though originally written as a gift from a father to a son, its simple message has been enjoyed by men and women of all ages."Most of us already know how to live a successful and purposeful life," says the author. "We know we should be understanding and thoughtful, responsible, courageous, and appreciative. ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1558534903
• UPC: 031869004908
• ASIN: 1558534903
• ISBN: 1558534903
• Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson

Stalking Jack: The Hunt Begins... (Madeline Donovan Mysteries Book 1)

Follow Madeline into the streets of Whitechapel as she hunts down the demon, Jack.The SS City of New York is about to embark on its maiden voyage to London. This lavish liner will have its passengers filled with wonder at its opulence. Madeline Donovan has set sail for London to escape a painful occurrence in her life, but instead she is drawn into the intrigue of a mystery that will have all of London and the world talking. Newspaper accounts of the first victim, of the infamous Jack the Ripper, reach the ship. After that, it is on everyone's mind, especially a group of women, who will entrea... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00Y6X55TS
• ASIN: B00Y6X55TS

A Night to Remember: The Sinking of the Titanic (The Titanic Chronicles Book 1)

• ASIN: B0078X73B6
• ASIN: B0078X73B6
• Manufacturer: Open Road Media

The Portable Dorothy Parker (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)

The second revision in sixty years, this sublime collection ranges over the verse, stories, essays, and journalism of one of the twentieth century's most quotable authors. In this new twenty-first-century edition, devoted admirers will be sure to find their favorite verse and stories. But a variety of fresh material has also been added to create a fuller, more authentic picture of her life's work. At the heart of her serious work lie her political writings dealing with race, labor, and international politics. "A Dorothy Parker Sampler" blends the sublime and the silly with the terrifying, a so... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0143039539
• ASIN: 0143039539
• ISBN: 0143039539
• Brand: Penguin Books
• Manufacturer: Penguin Classics

The Worst Day of My Life Ever!: My Story about Listening and Following Instructions...or Not! (Paperback)

RJ has had a rough day he wakes up with gum stuck in his hair, misses recess because hes late to school, earns a zero on his math homework, kicks the ball into his own

• UPC: 15575420
• Rating: 4.5

All the Lives I Want : Essays About My Best Friends Who Happen to Be Famous Strangers

"Alana Massey's prose is to brutal honesty what a mandolin is to a butter knife: she's sharper; she slices thinner; she shows the cross-section of a truth so deftly--so powerfully and cannily--it's hard to look

• UPC: 56197063
• Rating: 4.0

All the Lives I Want : Essays About My Best Friends Who Happen to Be Famous Strangers

"From columnist and critic Alana Massey, a collection of essays examining the intersection of the personal with pop culture through the lives of pivotal female figures--from Sylvia Plath to Britney Spears--in the spirit of Chuck

• UPC: 55033754
• Rating: 4.0

Girl, Wash Your Face : Stop Believing the Lies About Who You Are so You Can Become Who You Were Meant to Be

With wry wit and hard-earned wisdom, popular online personality and founder of TheChicSite.com Rachel Hollis helps readers break free from the lies keeping them from the joy-filled and exuberant life they are meant to

• UPC: 56142911
• Rating: 4.1

We're All a Mess, It's Ok: A Collection of Funny Essays and One-Liners about the Struggles of Everyday Life (Paperback)

The number one best-selling author of "The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book Of Failures" brings you her newest gem, "We're All A Mess. It's OK." Over one hundred contributors share their failures, setbacks and most embarrassing moments

• UPC: 821274251

Badass Women Give the Best Advice : Everything You Need to Know about Love and Life

Find out, once and for all, what women talk about when they talk about love in this collection of advice and insight from literati, glitterati, psychologists, sexperts and all-around

• UPC: 965735056

What Southern Women Know About Flirting : The Fine Art of Social, Courtship, and Seductive Flirting to Get the Best Things in Life

Rich explains the mystique of Southern women and why they always get what they want, and shows how women can achieve the same kind of personal and professional success by retaining their femininity and respect

• UPC: 25952392
• Rating: 5.0

Essential Oils Learn About the 9 Best Essential Oils to Use to Have Healthier Skin, Stronger Immune System, and a More Energized Life - eBook

This book will be talking about a certain series of oils that have miraculous health properties, and it’s a series of oils that can change your life. Essential oils are some of the best things

• UPC: 533546277

Meditation: The Best Guide to Live a Peaceful Life and Forget About Stress - eBook

Stress. It’s just a part of life, right? If you’re looking for the best alternative way to treat your stress, this is the ebook for you. You’re going to learn the best meditation methods to

• UPC: 356169406

Straight from Your Gay Best Friend : The Straight-Up Truth about Relationships, Work, and Having a Fabulous Life

"An advice guide for straight women from the vantage point of a gay man"--Provided by

• UPC: 54353954