Best Parenting Advice Funny - April 2024

The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby.   Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns,... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1594745978
• ASIN: 1594745978
• ISBN: 9781594745973
• Brand: RANDOM HOUSE
• Manufacturer: Quirk Books

Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets & Advice for Living Your Best Life

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Ali Wong’s heartfelt and hilarious letters to her daughters (the two she put to work while they were still in utero) cover everything they need to know in life, like the unpleasant details of dating, how to be a working mom in a male-dominated profession, and how she trapped their dad.“Fierce, feminist, and packed with funny anecdotes.”—Entertainment WeeklyNAMED ONE OF FALL’S MOST ANTICIPATED BOOKS BY Time • Vox • USA Today • HuffPost • Bustle • Vogue • PopSugar • BookRiot • Shondaland In her hit Netflix comedy special Baby Cobra, an eigh... [Read More]

• ASIN: 052550883X
• ASIN: 052550883X
• ISBN: 052550883X
• Manufacturer: Random House

1-2-3 Magic: 3-Step Discipline for Calm, Effective, and Happy Parenting

"Dr. Phelan's strategies have seen a resurgence in the parenting world. Maybe that's why you feel like everywhere you go, you keep overhearing other moms say to their misbehaving children, 'That's one. That's two. That's three.' And then you watch in disbelief as their kid actually stops!" ― PopSugar MomsAre you the parent of a strong-willed child? Is bedtime a nightly battle? Are you looking to discipline without stress?Since kids don't come with a manual, 1-2-3 Magic is the next best thing. Dr. Thomas Phelan has developed a quick, simple and scientifically proven way to parent that actuall... [Read More]

• ASIN: 149262988X
• ASIN: 149262988X
• ISBN: 149262988X
• Brand: Ingramcontent
• Manufacturer: Sourcebooks

Cat and Nat's Mom Truths: Embarrassing Stories and Brutally Honest Advice on the Extremely Real Struggle of Motherhood

THE NATIONAL BESTSELLERHilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days after giving birth (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to dodge post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything no one will tell you about having kids. Mixing memoir, humor, and advice, Cat and Nat tell never-before-told stories about the stress, guilt, joy, and laundry (oh the laundry!) of being a mom in their first book. With seven kids between them and milli... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0525574913
• ASIN: 0525574913
• ISBN: 0525574913
• Manufacturer: Harmony

What to Expect When You're Expecting

America’s pregnancy bible answers all your baby questions.When can I take home a pregnancy test?How can I eat for two if I’m too queasy to eat for one?Can I keep up my spinning classes?Is fish safe to eat? And what’s this I hear about soft cheese?Can I work until I deliver? What are my rights on the job?I’m blotchy and broken out—where’s the glow?Should we do a gender reveal? What about a 4-D ultrasound?Will I know labor when I feel it?Your pregnancy explained and your pregnant body demystified, head (what to do about those headaches) to feet (why they’re so swollen), back (how t... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0761187480
• ASIN: 0761187480
• ISBN: 0761187480
• Brand: Workman Publishing Company
• Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

Girl, Wash Your Face: Stop Believing the Lies About Who You Are so You Can Become Who You Were Meant to Be

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERDo you ever suspect that everyone else has life figured out and you don’t have a clue? If so, Rachel Hollis has something to tell you: that’s a lie.As the founder of the lifestyle website TheChicSite.com and CEO of her own media company, Rachel Hollis developed an immense online community by sharing tips for better living while fearlessly revealing the messiness of her own life. Now, in this challenging and inspiring new book, Rachel exposes the twenty lies and misconceptions that too often hold us back from living joyfully and productively, lies we’ve told ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1400201659
• ASIN: 1400201659
• ISBN: 9781400201655
• Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
• Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson

We're Pregnant! The First Time Dad's Pregnancy Handbook

Tips, tricks and friendly advice about becoming a fabulous first-time dad Being a great first-time dad doesn’t mean being perfect, it means approaching and participating in the pregnancy experience with confidence. From easy-to-understand stats on the mommy and baby, to discussing and designing a birthing plan, We’re Pregnant! The First-Time Dad’s Pregnancy Handbook provides insightful, in-depth suggestions on how to be an ideal partner, and become a fully-prepared parent.We’re Pregnant! The First-Time Dad’s Pregnancy Handbook gives the first-time father the tools he needs to prepare... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1939754682
• ASIN: 1939754682
• ISBN: 1939754682
• Manufacturer: Rockridge Press

Be Prepared: Be Prepared

• ASIN: 0743251547
• ASIN: 0743251547
• ISBN: 0743251547
• Brand: Simon & Schuster
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

Children are amazing. Their limitless capacity for love is matched only by their ability to make you feel like an idiot. Don’t worry. You’re not alone.Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore:- Why you shouldn’t touch the wand in the sonogram room- The exact moment your opinion no longer counts- How people will respond to the news- How TV and baby classes have lied to us- Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room- Converting diapers into usable guilt- How to assure your child says your name firstAnd much, much moreTher... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1523244119
• ASIN: 1523244119
• ISBN: 1523244119
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right (1) (Oh Crap Parenting)

Jamie Glowacki—potty-training expert, Pied Piper of Poop, and author of the popular guide, Oh Crap! Potty Training—shares her proven 6-step plan to help you toilet train your preschooler quickly and successfully.Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert at OhCrapPottyTraining.com, show you how it’s done. Her 6-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, be... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1501122983
• UPC: 884327561884
• ASIN: 1501122983
• ISBN: 1501122983
• Brand: Gallery Books
• Manufacturer: Gallery Books

Best Books for Kids Who (Think They) Hate to Read: 125 Books That Will Turn Any Child into a Lifelong Reader

Get Your Child Hooked on Books!Reading can become a favorite part of any child's life—even children who think they hate to read. And, with the help of this unique book, it's easy to put your reluctant reader on the path to becoming an enthusiastic reader. Inside are 125 books that are certain to ignite your child's interest in reading. You'll find a variety of titles with real kid appeal—the best of the best for children of all reading levels. These books will captivate your child's interest and create a passion you never thought possible. So, for the love of reading and your child, come i... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0761527559
• UPC: 086874527553
• ASIN: 0761527559
• ISBN: 0761527559
• Brand: Three Rivers Press
• Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

Under the Chinaberry Tree: Books and Inspirations for Mindful Parenting

Celebrating Chinaberry's twentieth anniversary, the women behind America's beloved children's book catalog share their wisdom about the joys of children's literature and parenting.The Chinaberry catalog was created when Ann Ruethling became troubled by the violence in many old-fashioned nursery stories and the poor grammar or mediocre plots in newer children's books. Handpicking a hundred high-quality titles a year, she has become an indispensable friend to thousands of parents, and Chinaberry has become a gold standard for its industry.Under the Chinaberry Tree celebrates the world of childre... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0767912020
• ASIN: 0767912020
• ISBN: 0767912020
• Manufacturer: Broadway Books

Go Ask Ali: Half-Baked Advice (and Free Lemonade)

New York Times bestselling author Ali Wentworth offers her hilarious and unique advice on surviving the absurdity of modern life in her third collection of laugh-out-loud comic vignettes.Ali Wentworth’s first two books, Ali in Wonderland and Happily Ali After, were lauded by readers, critics, and fellow comedians alike. Entertainment Weekly included Happily Ali After on its "Must List" and hailed it as "hilarious. . . . Her glass isn’t half full—it’s "empty and cracked," while Cosmopolitan praised it as "razor-sharp." Chelsea Handler called Ali in Wonderland "truly hilarious," and Kath... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0062466011
• ASIN: 0062466011
• ISBN: 0062466011
• Brand: Harper
• Manufacturer: Harper

The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers

FATHERHOOD DEMYSTIFIED! Finally-a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies-just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak. The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on such topics as: * Cutting the Cord: The ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0316159956
• ASIN: 0316159956
• ISBN: 0316159956
• Brand: Hachette Book Group
• Manufacturer: Little, Brown and Company

Mamaleh Knows Best: What Jewish Mothers Do to Raise Successful, Creative, Empathetic, Independent Children

We all know the stereotype of the Jewish mother: Hectoring, guilt-inducing, clingy as a limpet. In Mamaleh Knows Best, Tablet Magazine columnist Marjorie Ingall smashes this tired trope with a hammer. Blending personal anecdotes, humor, historical texts, and scientific research, Ingall shares Jewish secrets for raising self-sufficient, ethical, and accomplished children. She offers abundant examples showing how Jewish mothers have nurtured their children’s independence, fostered discipline, urged a healthy distrust of authority, consciously cultivated geekiness and kindness, stressed educati... [Read More]

• ASIN: 080414141X
• ASIN: 080414141X
• ISBN: 080414141X
• Brand: Harmony
• Manufacturer: Harmony

Dear Girls : Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets & Advice for Living Your Best Life

Wong's heartfelt and hilarious letters to her daughters cover everything they need to know in life, like the unpleasant details of dating, how to be a working mom in a male-dominated profession, and how she

• UPC: 846114810

Parents Magazine's the Best Advice I Ever Got : 1,023 Fast Fixes, Simple Solutions, and Wise Ideas for Raising Kids

Tips on every major child rearing subject, from baby care basics to strategies for working moms, are presented with a food pyramid and height-weight charts, and advice from parents, including celebrities such as Marie Osmond

• UPC: 984351606
• Rating: 5.0

The B.A.B.Y. (Best Advice for Baby & You) Book : The Essential Parents Guide to Postpartum Care for the First Few Days...and Beyond

A parent reference guide for mother and baby care during the first few days after delivery in the hospital. Goes over care right after delivery, what mom can expect with her care and the care

• UPC: 188440995

The Best Parenting Advice I Got From Non-Parents

This book is simply a fun gift to give anyone who's about to become a parent or for someone who's already a parent. We are always hearing advice from people on how to raise their

• UPC: 270292621

Mother Knows Best? : The Truth About Mom's Well-Meaning (But Not Always Accurate) Advice

Will a little warm milk really help you sleep? Does turning a light off for a few minutes use more energy than it saves? Will chicken soup cure a cold? If you pick up a

• UPC: 17621057

Happy Mothers Day, from the Best Child a Parent Could Ever Have: Mother's Day Notebook - Funny, Cheeky Birthday Joke Journal for Mum (Mom), Sarcastic Paperback

Happy Mothers Day, from the Best Child a Parent Could Ever Have: Mother's Day Notebook - Funny, Cheeky Birthday Joke Journal for Mum (Mom), Sarcastic Height : 0.17 In Length : 9.00 In Width :

• UPC: 658220525

Best Effin Counselor Ever: Gift for Therapist Advice Guidance Worker - Funny Composition Notebook - Cheeky Joke Journal Planner for Bestie Friend Paperback

Best Effin Counselor Ever: Gift for Therapist Advice Guidance Worker - Funny Composition Notebook - Cheeky Joke Journal Planner for Bestie Friend Height : 0.21 In Length : 9.00 In Width : 6.00 In Weight

• UPC: 810516766

Another Parenting Book You Don't Need : With a Side of Unsolicited Advice

Another Parenting Book You Don't Need is a parody on parenting, which also offers advice for parents from all walks of life. It brings truth and raw openness about the mayhem that is being a

• UPC: 882988055

Worlds Best Stepson: Father's Day Book from Stepfather Stepmother Parent - Funny Novelty Gag Birthday Xmas Journal from Toddler Father to W Paperback

Worlds Best Stepson: Father's Day Book from Stepfather Stepmother Parent - Funny Novelty Gag Birthday Xmas Journal from Toddler Father to W Height : 0.17 In Length : 9.00 In Width : 6.00 In Weight

• UPC: 555365879

Dad You're the Best Parent: Blank Lined Notebook Journal and Funny Gift for Yo' Daddy (Great Alternative to a Card) Paperback

Dad You're the Best Parent: Blank Lined Notebook Journal and Funny Gift for Yo' Daddy (Great Alternative to a Card) Height : 0.21 In Length : 9.00 In Width : 6.00 In Weight : 0.32

• UPC: 890160358