Best Puns Of All Time - April 2024

What to Expect When You're Expecting

A completely revised and updated edition of America’s pregnancy bible, the longest-running New York Times bestseller ever. With 18.5 million copies in print, What to Expect When You’re Expecting is read by 93% of women who read a pregnancy book and was named one of the “Most Influential Books of the Last 25 Years” by USA Today. This cover-to-cover (including the cover!) new edition is filled with must-have information, advice, insight, and tips for a new generation of moms and dads. With What to Expect’s trademark warmth, empathy, and humor, it answers every conceivable question expe... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01DCHZE3A
• ASIN: B01DCHZE3A
• Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

Tuck Everlasting

The classic novel about a young girl who stumbles upon a family's stunning secretWhat if you could live forever?Is eternal life a blessing or a curse? That is what young Winnie Foster must decide when she discovers a spring on her family’s property whose waters grant immortality. Members of the Tuck family, having drunk from the spring, tell Winnie of their experiences watching life go by and never growing older.But then Winnie must decide whether or not to keep the Tucks’ secret―and whether or not to join them on their never-ending journey.Praise for Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt:... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0312369816
• ASIN: 0312369816
• ISBN: 9780312369811
• Brand: Macmillan / Mps
• Manufacturer: Square Fish

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

• ASIN: 0800788036
• ASIN: 0800788036
• ISBN: 0800788036
• Brand: Elliott, Rob
• Manufacturer: Revell

Do Unto Otters: A Book About Manners

"Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you."―Socrates (the Greek philosopher), circa 470-399 B.C.Mr. Rabbit's new neighbors are Otters.OTTERS!But he doesn't know anything about otters. Will they get along? Will they be friends?Just treat otters the same way you'd like them to treat you, advises Mr. Owl.In her smart, playful style Laurie Keller highlights how to be a good friend and neighbor―simply follow the Golden Rule! This title has Common Core connections.Do Unto Otters is a 2008 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year.

• ASIN: 0312581408
• ASIN: 0312581408
• ISBN: 0312581408
• Brand: Square Fish
• Manufacturer: Square Fish

Jaws: Memories from Martha's Vineyard: A Definitive Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Greatest Suspense Thriller of All Time

The filming of the blockbuster film Jaws is regarded as a landmark event in both the history of motion pictures and the quaint New England island of Martha's Vineyard, where the geographic isolation necessitated the hiring of hundreds of locals to work as actors and laborers. Among this virtual army of hometown participants were numerous professional and amateur photographers, each with full access to the production's inner workings--for the first time ever this compiles their behind-the-scenes photographs and stories into a treasure trove of Jaws rarities. Included are a foreword by director ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1781163022
• ASIN: 1781163022
• ISBN: 1781163022
• Brand: Titan Books UK
• Manufacturer: Titan Books

A Discovery of Witches: A Novel (All Souls Trilogy)

• ASIN: 0670022411
• ASIN: 0670022411
• ISBN: 0670022411
• Brand: Brand: Viking Adult
• Manufacturer: Viking

Forming Intentional Disciples: The Path to Knowing and Following Jesus

How can we transmit a living, personal Catholic faith to future generations? By coming to know Jesus Christ, and following him as his disciples.These are times of immense challenge and immense opportunity for the Catholic Church.Consider these statistics for the United States.Only 30 percent of Americans who were raised Catholic are still practicing.Fully 10 percent of all adults in America are ex-Catholics.The number of marriages celebrated in the Church decreased dramatically, by nearly 60 percent, between 1972 and 2010.Only 60 percent of Catholics believe in a personal God.If the Church is ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B008H4NAPI
• ASIN: B008H4NAPI
• Manufacturer: Our Sunday Visitor

Funny Retro Style Golf Cart T-Shirt With Time To Par Tee Pun

• ASIN: B07QW3NYG9
• ASIN: B07QW3NYG9
• Brand: Funny Gifts For A Golfer
• Size: Male Small
• Manufacturer: Funny Gifts For A Golfer

Justice: What's the Right Thing to Do?

"For Michael Sandel, justice is not a spectator sport," The Nation's reviewer of Justice remarked. In his acclaimed book―based on his legendary Harvard course―Sandel offers a rare education in thinking through the complicated issues and controversies we face in public life today. It has emerged as a most lucid and engaging guide for those who yearn for a more robust and thoughtful public discourse. "In terms we can all understand," wrote Jonathan Rauch in The New York Times, Justice "confronts us with the concepts that lurk . . . beneath our conflicts." Affirmative action, same-sex marriag... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0374532508
• ASIN: 0374532508
• ISBN: 9780374532505
• Brand: Farrar Straus Giroux
• Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Shadow of Night: A Novel (All Souls Trilogy)

• ASIN: 0670023485
• ASIN: 0670023485
• ISBN: 0670023485
• Manufacturer: Viking

The Towers of the Sunset (Saga of Recluce Book 2)

• ASIN: B004O0TUNU
• ASIN: B004O0TUNU
• Manufacturer: Tor Books

Becket

• ASIN: B0031ZG0WI
• ASIN: B0031ZG0WI

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock. Who’s there?Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock. Who’s there?Anita to borrow a pencil.New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too!

• ASIN: 0310750628
• UPC: 025986750626
• ASIN: 0310750628
• ISBN: 0310750628
• Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
• Manufacturer: Zonderkidz

The Book of Life (All Souls)

The #1 New York Times bestselling series finale and sequel to A Discovery of Witches and Shadow of Night.  Look for the hit TV series “A Discovery of Witches” airing Sundays on AMC and BBC America, and streaming on Sundance Now and Shudder.   After traveling through time in Shadow of Night, the second book in Deborah Harkness’s enchanting series, historian and witch Diana Bishop and vampire scientist Matthew Clairmont return to the present to face new crises and old enemies. At Matthew’s ancestral home at Sept-Tours, they reunite with the cast of characters from A Discovery of ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0670025593
• ASIN: 0670025593
• ISBN: 0670025593
• Brand: Viking Books
• Manufacturer: Viking

All You Need (The Need You Series Book 3)

A pro hockey player and a PR powerhouse burn up the ice in the third sexy Need You novel from the New York Times bestselling author of the Mastered Series and the Blacktop Cowboys® Series.   PR agent Annika Lund can spin any disaster into a win. But revamping the reputation of a notorious Swedish hockey player will take every trick in her arsenal, especially when his agent insists that convincing everyone he’s no longer a playboy is top priority. And that it requires a sham relationship—with Annika playing the part of the loving girlfriend.   On fire in the rink and in the bedroom, Axl ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01FEY5DF8
• ASIN: B01FEY5DF8
• Manufacturer: Berkley

The Best Book of Puns

From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition

• UPC: 39565899

The Old Ones are the Best Joke Book : Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns

Originally published in 2012 by Prion

• UPC: 56128769

The Best of B.C. : 58 Years of Pithy Prehistoric Puns and Fun

"Johhny Hart and Mason

• UPC: 52096042

The New York Times Tons of Puns Crosswords : 75 Punny Puzzles from the Pages of The New York Times

75 of the most clever and punny New York Times crossword

• UPC: 46129972

Gagged and Bound : A Book of Puns, One-Liners and Dad Jokes

Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious

• UPC: 53426690

Legacy: The Best of Big Pun (CD) (explicit)

Legacy: The Best Of Big Pun

• UPC: 27413814

It's a Punderful Life : A fun collection of puns and wordplay

Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they're good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it's good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly

• UPC: 29267544

World's Best (and Worst) Puns

What do polar bears eat for lunch? Icebergers! Crack yourself up with jokes like this one in this book filled with hilarious

• UPC: 308033679

The New York Times Large-Print Tons of Puns Crosswords : 120 Large-Print Puzzles from the Pages of the New York Times

Large-print type may make these puzzles from the pages of The New York Times easy on the eyes, but they will still challenge the brain. This brand new Large-Print Omnibus features: - 120 easy-to-read crossword

• UPC: 55519489

Away with Words : An Irreverent Tour Through the World of Pun Competitions

"Fast Company reporter Joe Berkowitz investigates the bizarre and hilarious world of pun competitions from the Punderdome 3000 in Brooklyn to the world championships in Austin"--Back

• UPC: 55463408
• Rating: 3.5