Best Things To Masturbate With - April 2024

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

• ASIN: B004H0M8KO
• ASIN: B004H0M8KO
• Brand: Unknown
• Manufacturer: TarcherPerigee

Erasing Eden

• ASIN: B06W2K76V3
• ASIN: B06W2K76V3

Premium Silicone Sex Lubricant by Healthy Vibes, 8 Oz Longest Lasting Personal Lube [Sensitive Skin on Women, Men, and Couples] Intimate Black Label | Paraben & Glycerin Free

Silicone lubricant has so many uses in your daily life, its actually quite impressive. It's not just for sex anymore! Lets just state the facts first... FACTS: - Silicone lubricant is 100% waterproof (so now you can do it in the pool!) - Silicone lubricant does not dry out(Think Energizer Bunny of lube!) - Silicone lubricant can be hard to wash off (Quality Silicone such as Healthy Vibes Black Label is easy to clean off) - Silicone lubricant is awesome for anal sex or normal (what is normal anyways?) - Silicone lubricant is 100% safe to use with latex condoms (Certain brands only. Healthy Vib... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01A1EIPK6
• UPC: 716222553544
• ASIN: B01A1EIPK6
• Brand: Healthy Vibes
• Size: 8 Fl Oz
• Manufacturer: Healthy Vibes

50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips)

DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED! GET THE TOP 100 BESTSELLING BOOK (December 2016, 2017, 2018) THAT IS SURE TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AS IT HAS FOR 1000s OF BUYERS WORLDWIDE! Over 90% positive reviews don't lie!Cooking cock is tougher than you might think. Learn to slay this dragon from someone who has trained at the breast of some of Europe's sauciest moms and grandmas.Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, "50 Ways to Eat Cock" is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes... [Read More]

• ASIN: 148259143X
• ASIN: 148259143X
• ISBN: 148259143X
• Brand: Ingramcontent
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

The cats of America are under siege!  Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety... [Read More]

• ASIN: 045149492X
• ASIN: 045149492X
• ISBN: 045149492X
• Brand: Three Rivers Press CA
• Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Farting animals are funny!This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it!Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more!Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.Enjoy!Be sure to SHARE your coloring creations on Instagram with #fartinganimals.And, if you like this book, be sure to check out all of my coloring books including:the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK, andthe SUPER CUTE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK.

• ASIN: 1539486125
• ASIN: 1539486125
• ISBN: 1539486125
• Brand: Unknown
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Disney Mad Hatter Hat for Adult Men and Women by elope

Dressing up for your next Halloween party or a fun Alice in Wonderland theme party has never been so simple. This Mad Hatter hat is all you need. The Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter hat features authentic gold tassel trimmings as well as the notorious 10/6 price tag. An imitation peacock feather is also attached to the band. It makes your costume quick and easy. You will become the infamous Mad Hatter character and make a memorable impression on everyone at the party. Wanna go all out? Add a few accessories like the long orange curly wig and some green contacts and you're all set. Be a little m... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0032AMW56
• UPC: 618480625127
• ASIN: B0032AMW56
• Brand: elope
• Size: One-Size
• Manufacturer: Elope Inc.

Doc Martin: Series 8 [Blu-ray]

After all their ups and downs as a couple, Dr. Martin Ellingham (Martin Clunes, Men Behaving Badly) and his wife, Louisa (Caroline Catz, Murder in Suburbia), are finally living together with their son, James Henry, but their problems are far from over. With Louisa’s encouragement, James Henry has grown attached to Buddy the dog, but Martin is disgusted by the four-legged friend. In need of a new nanny, Louisa finds herself juggling too many responsibilities and considers switching careers, causing a rift with Martin. Meanwhile, Portwenn is abuzz as the residents prepare for a wedding. The... [Read More]

• ASIN: B074BQ87P7
• UPC: 054961259496
• ASIN: B074BQ87P7
• Brand: Acorn Media
• Manufacturer: Acorn Media

Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

• ASIN: 1402237146
• UPC: 760789227684
• ASIN: 1402237146
• ISBN: 1402237146
• Brand: imusti
• Manufacturer: Sourcebooks

Passion Lubes, Natural Water-based Lubricant, 16 Fluid Ounce

No more sticky, smelly lubes! No more stained sheets! No more dangerous chemicals Passion Natural Water Based Lube is your go-to lubricant for all your personal needs. With a slick and slippery feel, Passion effectively reduces friction and discomfort to create a more enjoyable experience for everyone involved. Free of parabens, glycerin, petrochemicals, and other harmful ingredients, those with sensitive skin can put their mind at rest. Glycerin is a common ingredient found in most water-based lube that creates that tacky, sticky feeling that turns you off! Many women and men find that they�... [Read More]

• ASIN: B004OEBMAK
• UPC: 811847014149
• ASIN: B004OEBMAK
• Brand: Passion Lubes
• Size: 16 Fl. Oz
• Manufacturer: Passion Lubes

Penis Games Six Toys for Man Silicone Vibrate Things for Couples Man Toys Adullt Prime Vibrartor Bullet Couples Toys for Pleasure Adullt Toys Bullet Sexy Toys for Couple Waterproof Tshirt

• ASIN: B07W6QKYFX
• UPC: 885993234683
• ASIN: B07W6QKYFX
• Brand: kangtaodf
• Manufacturer: kangtaodf

Breaking the Cycle: Free Yourself from Sex Addiction, Porn Obsession, and Shame

Anyone who has struggled with sex addiction knows that living with constant sexual compulsions can be extremely difficult. But summoning the courage to find help for this condition can be even more of a challenge. If addictions to pornography, strip clubs, massage parlors, prostitutes, phone sex, or chat rooms have made you feel trapped, this book can help you find a way to break free. Written by a former sex addict who specializes in counseling people who suffer from sexually compulsive behavior, Breaking the Cycle presents a step-by-step plan to enjoying a life of productivity and purpose.... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1608820831
• ASIN: 1608820831
• ISBN: 1608820831
• Manufacturer: New Harbinger Publications

Jacobson Hat Company Chicken Rooster Plush Mask Hat

Rule your roost in style with this deluxe plush chicken hat! Sized to fit most kids and adults.

• ASIN: B014U7DXNO
• UPC: 715007663904
• ASIN: B014U7DXNO
• Brand: Jacobson Hat Company
• Size: Large
• Manufacturer: Jacobson Hat Company

Ethical Justice: Applied Issues for Criminal Justice Students and Professionals

This textbook was developed from an idiom shared by the authors and contributors alike:  ethics and ethical challenges are generally black and white - not gray.  They are akin to the pregnant woman or the gunshot victim; one cannot be a little pregnant or a little shot. Consequently, professional conduct is either ethical or it is not.  Unafraid to be the harbingers, Turvey and Crowder set forth the parameters of key ethical issues across the five pillars of the criminal justice system: law enforcement, corrections, courts, forensic science, and academia. It demonstrates how each pillar is ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0124045979
• ASIN: 0124045979
• ISBN: 0124045979
• Brand: Brand: Academic Press
• Manufacturer: Academic Press

Sex Toys for Man Silicone Vibrate Fellatio Things for Couples Man Toys Adullt Prime Suction Vibrartor Bullet Couples Toys for Pleasure Adullt Toys Bullet Waterproof Six Toys for Couple T-Shirt

• ASIN: B07W3B3LZM
• UPC: 885993221492
• ASIN: B07W3B3LZM
• Brand: wuxuehong
• Manufacturer: wuxuehong

Everybody Masturbates for Girls

Candy is a 10 year old girl that has discovered something that feels really good. But after being yelled at for doing it, it's up to Candy's mom to explain to Candy that it's OK

• UPC: 53389680
• Rating: 5.0

Everybody Masturbates - eBook

About the Story:Billy is a 10 year old boy with a big problem. His older brother just told him that he was going to grow hair on his hands. Now its up to Billys dad

• UPC: 314399909

20 Things Adoptive Parents Need to Succeed : Discover the Secrets to Understanding the Unique Needs of Your Adopted Child-and Becoming the Best Parent You Can Be

From the author of the bestselling "Twenty Things Adopted Kids Wish Their Adoptive Parents Knew" comes an invaluable resource guide filled with practical advice to help adoptive parents form closer bonds with their

• UPC: 10920868

Revenge, Ice Cream, and Other Things Best Served Cold

Gemma vows revenge against Hallie, but things immediately get complicated when Ford, Josh, and Teddy return to the Hamptons but Gemma is scooping ice cream all day at her father's insistence, and just as the

• UPC: 49120447

The Best Thing about Kindergarten

It's graduation day and Ms. Appleby asks her students, "What is the best thing about Kindergarten?" They all have an answer--and every answer is different. But Ms. Appleby has a secret answer that will surprise

• UPC: 21971466
• Rating: 5.0

The Best Thing I Never Had - eBook

‘Funny and Addictive!’ Fabulous Magazine (Sun) Funny, sad and honest, if you loved David Nicholls’ One Day and The Note this is the book for you. ‘So much more than a love story, more of

• UPC: 547669819
• Rating: 2.0

The Next Best Thing

Lucy Lang isn't looking for fireworks. She's looking for a nice, decent man, but someone who won't inspire the slightest stirring in her heart. A young widow, Lucy can't risk that kind of loss again.

• UPC: 23467321
• Rating: 4.111

Lonely planet: the best things in life are free - hardcover: 9781760340629

The Best Things in Life are Free is packed full of money-saving tips for the global traveller. From parks, museums and exercise classes that are free, to insider ideas on food and experiences offered at

• UPC: 49740781
• Rating: 2.0

The Pleasure of Finding Things Out : The Best Short Works of Richard P. Feynman

A magnificent treasury of the best short works of Feynman--from interviews and speeches to lectures and printed articles--presents a fascinating view of a life in science like no

• UPC: 3586682
• Rating: 4.118

The Best Worst Thing (Paperback)

A simply told, deeply riveting, and perceptive debut novel that strikes a universal chord by exploring what it's like to be a 10-year-old who doesn't feel ready to grow up and leave childhood

• UPC: 56199069
• Rating: 4.0