Don Rickles Best Lines - April 2024

I Only Roast the Ones I Love: Busting Balls Without Burning Bridges

• ASIN: B002O0Q75G
• ASIN: B002O0Q75G
• Manufacturer: Gallery Books

Casino

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Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions

There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and insults and comebacks for all occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to Intelligence, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate-or completely inappropriate-putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you. Knock Knock is an award-winning purveyor of witty books and gifts. Our crackerjack in-house team creates humorous nonfiction and specialty journals from the ground up, and we also publish n... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1601060580
• UPC: 825703501087
• ASIN: 1601060580
• ISBN: 9781601060587
• Brand: Knock Knock
• Manufacturer: Knock Knock

Zookeeper

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Stick a Fork in Me: A Novel

A rollicking, no-holds-barred tour of the world of big-time college sports from “the best sportswriter in America” (Larry King).Pete Wallace, a good old boy from Texas, paid his dues coaching football on obscure campuses in the boondocks of America until he landed the athletic director's job at Western Ohio University. For 15 years, he has steadily and skillfully guided the school into the high society of major college sports. But now Pete, fed up with politically correct campus culture and babysitting fragile egos, is retiring from the "arms race." As he waits for the university's board o... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01N6GHT85
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• Manufacturer: Gallery Books

TCM Greatest Classic Films Collection: World War II - Battlefront Europe (Kelly's Heroes / Where Eagles Dare / The Dirty Dozen / Battleground)

TCM Greatest Classic Films: World War II-Battlefront Europe (4FE) (DVD)KELLYS HEROES They were goldbricks until they found out about the gold bricks a fortune in Nazi-confiscated bullion! Clint Eastwood reups with the director of his Where Eagles Dare for this alternately action-filled and tongue-in-cheek tale of GIs who decide to get something extra out of the war. Telly Savalas, Donald Sutherland and Don Rickles co-star. THE DIRTY DOZEN Lee Marvin portrays a tough-as-nails major volunteered in the Army way to command a squad of misfits on a suicide mission against Nazi brass. Charles Bronson... [Read More]

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• UPC: 883929059393
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• Brand: Warner Home Video
• Manufacturer: WarnerBrothers

Toy Story 2

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Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box

From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England. His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog... [Read More]

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• Size: standard
• Manufacturer: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Toy Story 3

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Kelly's Heroes

They were goldbricks until they found out about the gold bricks – a fortune in Nazi-confiscated bullion! Clint Eastwood reups with the director of his Where Eagles Dare for the action-filled and tongue-in-cheek tale of GIs who decide to get something extra out of the war. Eastwood’s title character masterminds a scheme to slip behind enemy lines and steal the loot. Co-stars include a trio on the verge of big-time TV success: Carroll O’Connor, Telly Savalas and Gavin MacLeod. Plus, Don Rickles plays the expectedly outspoken Crapgame. And in the same year as his starmaking M*A*S*H, Donald ... [Read More]

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• UPC: 883929107735
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• Brand: Warner Manufacturing
• Manufacturer: WarnerBrothers

Kelly's Heroes

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Partysaurus Rex (Short)

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Dirty Work

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Smith Optics Hudson Tactical Sunglass with Black Frame (Polarized Gray Lens)

The Smith Elite Tactical Sunglass products are diesigned for military and law enforcement professionals that need eye protection but equally as important want to look good doing what they do. We took that into consideration when designing the Tactical Sunglass line

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• UPC: 715757326272
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• Brand: Smith Optics Elite
• Size: OS
• Manufacturer: Smith Optics Elite

Toy Story of Terror

Disney Pixar proudly presents a wacky new tale featuring all your favorite characters from the Toy Story films. Join Woody, Buzz, Jessie and their pals in a frighteningly fun animated adventure. What starts out as an exciting road trip for the Toy Story gang takes an unexpected turn for the worse following a detour to a roadside motel. After Mr. Potato Head suddenly disappears, his friends find themselves caught up in a hilarious mystery that must be solved before they suffer the same fate in this thrilling Toy Story OF TERROR!

• ASIN: B00KHA8992
• UPC: 786936842319
• ASIN: B00KHA8992
• Brand: Walt Disney Video
• Manufacturer: Walt Disney Studios

Don Rickles - Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.

Don Rickles - Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.We stand behind our products and services to deliver to your doorsteps

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• Color: Multicolor
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Don Rickles - My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.

Don Rickles - My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.We stand behind our products and services to deliver to your doorsteps within the

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Don Rickles - Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.

Don Rickles - Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.We stand behind our products and services to deliver to your doorsteps

• UPC: 810797349
• Size: 24"X20"24\" x 20\"

Personnel includes: Fat Joe, Buju Banton, Remy, R. Kelly, M.O.P., Petey Pablo, Ja Rule, Ashanti, Prospecy, Ludacris, Armageddon, Xzibit, Busta Rhymes, Noreaga.Producers include: Irv Gotti, Bink, Rockwilder, Psycho Les, Younglord."What's Luv" was nominated for the 2003 Grammy Awards for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration.He's an oversize Latino rapper who came of age in the South Bronx. Sound familiar? Fat Joe once counted Big Pun as a stablemate, and J.O.S.E. starts out with a heartfelt tribute to the late star. It's strictly business from then on, however, with "King of N.Y." making claims for Joe's supremacy over the Tri-State area, with vocal encouragement from dancehall toaster Buju Banton and "Definition of a Don" (featuring the immortal line "If I can't afford it I'll extort it") consolidating his claims of domination. Elsewhere R. Kelly makes an appearance on the R&B-flavored "We Thuggin'" which documents a night out on the town, while the mightily bankable Ludacris is featured on "Get the Hell on With That," proving that, if nothing else, Fat Joe can pick his partners with impunity.

JEALOUS ONES STILL ENVY (J.O.S.E.)

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Don Rickles - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24x20 - Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the w

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Bob Newhart - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24x20 - Don Rickles and I are best friends. I know that might seem strange to those who know Don only by reputation, but somebody has to be his frie

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Best Don Sphynx Mom Ever : Cat Mom Notebook - Blank Lined Journal for Kitty Owners & Lovers

Best Don Sphynx Mom Ever: Cat Mom Notebook - Blank Lined Journal for Kitty Owners & Lovers Height : 0.23 In Length : 9.00 In Width : 6.00 In Weight : 0.35

• UPC: 979945768

Don't Feel Guilty for Doing What's Best for You.: Blank Lined Journal with Soft Matte Cover

Don't Feel Guilty for Doing What's Best for You.: Blank Lined Journal with Soft Matte

• UPC: 663909845

I Don't Rise and Shine I Caffeinate and Hope for the Best: Blank Lined Journal Notebooks to Write in V1

I Don't Rise and Shine I Caffeinate and Hope for the Best: Blank Lined Journal Notebooks to Write in

• UPC: 388801315

Camping Is Where Kids Don't Remember Their Best Days on Television: Blank Lined Journal with Calendar for Campers

Camping Is Where Kids Don't Remember Their Best Days on Television: Blank Lined Journal with Calendar for

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