Funny Best Friend Poems - April 2024

A Poem for Mornings Funny Coffee Mug - 13 oz Glass - Birthday Gift Ideas for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Best Friends, Coworker - Mugs for Men and Women - Gag Gifts for Mother's or Father's Day

Looking for the best gift to give for a coffee lover? Let’s make it obvious and grab one of these Customized Coffee Mugs by Humor Us Home Goods! Show your receiver how much you love them by making them laugh while they enjoy their morning cup of coffee! This coffee cup is a perfect gift idea on any occasion for anyone who loves coffee. Give them the best gift on their special day! Get them this Novelty Coffee Mug now!

• ASIN: B01DCZJRWQ
• UPC: 724051236095
• ASIN: B01DCZJRWQ
• Brand: Humor Us Home Goods
• Size: 13 oz
• Manufacturer: Humor Us Home Goods

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452110581
• ASIN: 1452110581
• ISBN: 9781452110585
• Brand: Francesco Marciuliano
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Love Poems for Married People

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERBased on his wildly popular New Yorker piece, Thurber Prize-winner John Kenney presents a hilarious collection of love poems for, well, married people. Full of brilliant wit, dynamic energy, and a heavy dose of reality, Love Poems for Married People takes the poetic form, turns it upside down and leaves it in the dishwasher to dry. Inspired by one of the most shared New Yorker pieces of all time, this collection captures the reality of life once the spark of a relationship has settled--and hilariously so. With brand new pieces that cover all areas of married life, from... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0525540008
• ASIN: 0525540008
• ISBN: 0525540008
• Manufacturer: G.P. Putnam's Sons

Bohemians, Bootleggers, Flappers, and Swells: The Best of Early Vanity Fair

For the magazine’s centenary celebration, an anthology of pieces from the early golden age of Vanity FairIn honor of the 100th anniversary of Vanity Fair magazine, Bohemians, Bootleggers, Flappers, and Swells celebrates the publication’s astonishing early catalogue of writers, with works by Dorothy Parker, Noël Coward, P. G. Wodehouse, Jean Cocteau, Colette, Gertrude Stein, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sherwood Anderson, Robert Benchley, Langston Hughes—and many others. Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter introduces these fabulous pieces written between 1913 and 1936, when the magazine publi... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1594205981
• UPC: 884177370001
• ASIN: 1594205981
• ISBN: 1594205981
• Manufacturer: Penguin Press

The Hiccupotamus

“There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-the-wall read-aloud. HIC! HIC! HIC!

• ASIN: 0761456228
• ASIN: 0761456228
• ISBN: 0761456228
• Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
• Manufacturer: Two Lions

George and Martha: The Complete Stories of Two Best Friends Collector's Edition (George & Martha Early Reader (Library))

Like all best friends, George and Martha do everything together—go to the movies, play at the beach, and just hang around not doing much of anything. George and Martha teach each other (and adoring readers) that even in a close friendship, privacy is important, practical jokes can sometimes backfire, and among other things, pouring split pea soup into your loafers to spare the chef’s feelings is not the best-laid plan. A man with a talent for friendship, James Marshall defined its very essence in his stories about the world’s two best friends. In this volume, all thirty-five episodes are... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0618891951
• UPC: 046442891950
• ASIN: 0618891951
• ISBN: 0618891951
• Brand: HMH Books for Young Readers
• Manufacturer: HMH Books for Young Readers

Ricky, the Rock That Couldn't Roll (You Rock Group)

Follow 14 spunky rocks and one wise little ladybug in a fun, funny and heartwarming story about the importance of friendship and the power of perseverance. Get ready to meet a new rock group! From zippy, little pebbles to big strong boulders, the rocks get together to play and roll around their favorite hill, only to find that one of their friends, Ricky, can't roll with them. Unlike all of the others, who are all round, Ricky can't roll because he's flat on one side. His friends didn't get it."Come roll!" they would chant. So Ricky tried, but replied, "I'm sorry, I can't." Determined not to ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0578198037
• ASIN: 0578198037
• ISBN: 0578198037
• Manufacturer: New Paige Pr Llc

Retreez Funny Mug - A Poem For Mornings All About Coffee 11 Oz Ceramic Coffee Mugs - Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, Motivational, Inspirational birthday gifts for friends, coworkers, siblings, dad or mom

Retreez promises to deliver quality products at a truly affordable price. This funny coffee mug is made out of high quality ceramic and guaranteed to last. If you're shopping for a gift, you've found the one. Just sit back, click add-to-cart, and have a great gift delivered to their door, on-time in a nice gift box. This is the perfect mug for you or for someone you want to bring a smile to. A perfect size mug you can drink tea, soup or coffee out of. Retreez creates unique funny coffee mugs which make great Birthday gift ideas for men, Birthday gift ideas for women, Valentine's Day gift idea... [Read More]

• ASIN: B072KBTDDJ
• ASIN: B072KBTDDJ
• Brand: Retreez
• Size: 11-Ounce
• Manufacturer: Retreez

Primitives by Kathy Classic Box Sign, 6 x 6-Inches, You are The Peanut to My Butter

Primitives by Kathy's You Are Peanut Box Sign is made of wood and can sit or hang. It reads "You are the peanut to my butter blue in my sky flip to my flop cherry to my sundae spring in my step milk to my cookie glaze on my donut best to my friend". Carefully buy only from or trusted partners to authentic Primitives by Kathy gifts and decor with premium quality printing, stitching, and fabrics. In 1997, Kathy made her first inch primitive candle box" by hand, taking care into each detail from the sanded edges to the type of ribbon tied on the wire handles, each was a work of passion. As Primit... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00CQVM8VK
• UPC: 883504214636
• ASIN: B00CQVM8VK
• Brand: Primitives by Kathy
• Size: 6 x 6-Inches
• Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

A Poem for Mornings Coffee. Everyone Shut Up Coffee - Funny Mug - White 11 Oz. Novelty Coffee Mug - Great Gift for Wife, Husband, Mom, Dad, Co-Worker, Boss and Friends

A Poem for Mornings Coffee. Everyone Shut Up Coffee - Funny Mug - White 11 Oz. Novelty Coffee Mug - Great Gift for Wife, Husband, Mom, Dad, Co-Worker, Boss and Friends. Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between - this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• ASIN: B07FQTNSC1
• UPC: 688952110918
• ASIN: B07FQTNSC1
• Brand: 12.99 Prime Tees
• Size: 11 oz.

Funny Wedding Gifts - Mr. Right and Mrs. Always Right Novelty Wine Glass and Beer Glass Combo - Engagement Gift for Couples

Couples gifts...Engagement Gifts...Wedding Gifts...Anniversary Gifts...If you are having trouble finding the best wedding gift or couples gifts for the bride and groom as you are getting ready to attend their wedding, look no further! Or, if you are looking for the perfect wedding anniversary gift for the couple of many years, this is it! Need some bridal shower gifts? Need some engagement gifts for him and her? They work for those too! A great his and hers gift. This Mr. pint glass and Mrs. wine glass will be sure to get a laugh out of Mr. Right and out of Mrs. Always Right, regardless of the... [Read More]

• ASIN: B06XF8MKZR
• UPC: 685239724301
• ASIN: B06XF8MKZR
• Brand: The Plympton Company

Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they will begin a child on the adventure of a lifetime!

• ASIN: 0375851569
• UPC: 753922637259
• ASIN: 0375851569
• ISBN: 0375851569
• Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Dammit Doll Classic, 12 Inch, Random Color

Patterns and colors are random and not what is depicted. For those days when nothing goes right and you want to hit the wall, the Dammit Doll is always on call.

• ASIN: B007WFSGMU
• UPC: 689483068143
• ASIN: B007WFSGMU
• Brand: Dammit Doll
• Manufacturer: Dammit Doll

Marriage Prayer Wood Plaque Inspiring Quote 5.5x12 - Classy Vertical Frame Wall Hanging Decoration | Lord, Help us to Remember When we First met | Christian Family Religious Home Decor Saying

Premium Wood Plaque - by Dexsa - Quality Products for Home Wall Decoration that Enlightens and Inspires Life ⮩ The Perfect Piece of Art that can be hung on the wall via a keyhole on the back. ⯀ Inspirational Quotes on the Plaque "Marriage Prayer...Lord, help us to remember when we first met and the strong love that grew between us. Help us love in practical ways so that nothing can divide us. May our words be kind and our thoughts gracious. May we remain humble enough to ask for forgiveness and wise enough to freely give." The words are beautifully painted on a reclaimed wood backgroun... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01BJ48FKM
• UPC: 737682088049
• ASIN: B01BJ48FKM
• Brand: Dexsa
• Size: 5.5" x 12"
• Manufacturer: Dexsa

Retirement Gifts Retired Poem the Best Has Yet to Come Gift Coffee Mug Tea Cup Teal

A practical retirement gift for a retiring friend or retiring coworker. This traditional 11 ounce white ceramic coffee mug is perfect for any hot beverage. Wide mouth and large C-handle allow for easy, every day use. Whether drinking your morning coffee at work, or sipping on a hot cup of tea at home, this mug is up to the task. Microwave and dishwasher safe for your convenience. All designs are lead free.

• ASIN: B01C9D9C40
• ASIN: B01C9D9C40
• Brand: ThisWear
• Size: 11 ounce

My Best Friend Is As Sharp As a Pencil: And Other Funny Classroom Portraits - eBook

Here's the perfect back-to-school gift for budding artists. Like the creator's previous picture book, My Dog Is as Smelly as Dirty Socks, this picture book encourages children to be creative and make their own object

• UPC: 109556927
• Rating: 5.0

My Best Friend Is As Sharp As a Pencil: And Other Funny Classroom Portraits

This picture book comprised of classroom portraits made out of such objects as pencils, a globe, and a magnifying glass encourages children to be creative and make their own object portraits. Full

• UPC: 12340709
• Rating: 5.0

Happy 70th Birthday : You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 70 Year Old Men or Women, Husband, Wife, Grandma, Grandpa, Grandparent, Best Friend, Sister or Brother, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

Happy 70th Birthday: You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 70 Year Old Men or Women,

• UPC: 689699528

Happy 15th Birthday : You're How Old!? Discreet Internet Website Password Organizer, Funny Birthday Gifts for 15 Year Old Boys or Girls, Teenagers, Son or Daughter, Grandson or Granddaughter, Best Friend, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

Happy 15th Birthday: You're How Old!? Discreet Internet Website Password Organizer, Funny Birthday Gifts for 15 Year Old Boys or Girls,

• UPC: 663915657

Our Best Friends: A collection of 90 Dog Poems - eBook

A comprehensive journey into the many facets of dogs lives which entertain and inform.They make you feel for Mans Best Friend Our Best Friends.They are astonishing in their range of empathy-provoking sentiment.If you want a

• UPC: 929184359

Happy 16th Birthday : You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 16 Year Old Boys or Girls, Son or Daughter, Teenagers, Best Friends, Bugs, Spiders, Halloween, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

Happy 16th Birthday: You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 16 Year Old Boys or Girls, Son

• UPC: 260261147

Happy 12th Birthday : You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 12 Year Old Boys or Girls, Son or Daughter, Tweens, Best Friends, Bugs, Spiders, Halloween, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

Happy 12th Birthday: You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 12 Year Old Boys or Girls, Son

• UPC: 144870139

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Funny Girl's Softball Lined Journal, 6 x 9 120 Page, Yes I Throw Like A Girl Try To Keep Up, Softball Player and So

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend: Funny Girl's Softball Lined Journal, 6 x 9 120 Page, Yes I Throw Like A Girl Try To Keep Up, Softball Player and

• UPC: 790032760

My Best Friend Died: Poems For Those Grieving The Loss Of A Loved One - eBook

This short book of poems will resonate with anyone who has recently lost a loved one.This book can inspire those who are grieving to express their own emotions in creative writing or simply be an

• UPC: 299953588

Happy 14th Birthday : You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 14 Year Old Boys or Girls, Son or Daughter, Teenagers, Best Friends, Bugs, Spiders, Halloween, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

Happy 14th Birthday: You're How Old!? Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Funny Birthday Gifts for 14 Year Old Boys or Girls, Son

• UPC: 133642666

'Best Friend Poem' Birthday Card, Handmade, Special Friend Card (PR29a)

• UPC: 273732006135
• Category: Cards & Invitations
• Price: 1 GBP

Best Friends Poem Door Handle Hanging Sign - Novelty Funny

• UPC: 132544337397
• Category: Plaques & Signs
• Price: 2 GBP