Screw My Wife Best - April 2024

Go the F**k to Sleep

A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time""Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."--The New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."--National Public Radio"A new Bible for weary parents"--New York Times"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"--Boston Globe"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who wear... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1617750255
• ASIN: 1617750255
• ISBN: 1617750255
• Brand: Akashic Books
• Manufacturer: Akashic Books

The Flavor Matrix: The Art and Science of Pairing Common Ingredients to Create Extraordinary Dishes

One of Smithsonian Magazine's Ten Best Food Books of the Year A revolutionary new guide to pairing ingredients, based on a famous chef's groundbreaking research into the chemical basis of flavor As an instructor at one of the world’s top culinary schools, James Briscione thought he knew how to mix and match ingredients. Then he met IBM Watson. Working with the supercomputer to turn big data into delicious recipes, Briscione realized that he (like most chefs) knew next to nothing about why different foods taste good together. That epiphany launched him on a quest to understand the molecu... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0544809963
• ASIN: 0544809963
• ISBN: 0544809963
• Manufacturer: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill

Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! Choose a personal trauma style controlling, indulgent, and more! Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages; written by Knock K... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1601063091
• UPC: 825703500042
• ASIN: 1601063091
• ISBN: 9781601063090
• Brand: Knock Knock
• Manufacturer: Knock Knock

Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism

• ASIN: 0964596008
• ASIN: 0964596008
• ISBN: 0964596008
• Brand: Fetish and Kinky
• Manufacturer: Mystic Rose Books

Wide Sargasso Sea (Norton Critical Editions)

Written over the course of twenty-one years and published in 1966, Wide Sargasso Sea, based on Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre, takes place in Jamaica and Dominica in 1839–45. Textual notes illuminate the novel’s historical background, regional references, and the non-translated Creole and French phrases necessary to fully understand this powerful story. Backgrounds includes a wealth of material on the novel’s long evolution, it connections to Jane Eyre, and Rhys’s biographical impressions of growing up in Dominica. Criticism introduces readers to the critical debates inspired by the n... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0393960129
• ASIN: 0393960129
• ISBN: 0393960129
• Brand: Rhys, Jean
• Manufacturer: W. W. Norton & Company

Tiny Little Thing (The Schuler Sisters Novels)

The New York Times bestselling author of The Summer Wives returns with the story of another Schuyler sister, a young woman embroiled in politics, passion, and dangerous secrets....   In the summer of 1966, Christina “Tiny” Hardcastle stands on the brink of a breathtaking future. Unlike her spirited sisters, Tiny was the consummate well-behaved debutant, poised and picture-perfect, raised to serve as a consort to a great man. Now, as her handsome husband, Frank, runs for a Massachusetts seat in the U.S. House of Representatives, that long-sought destiny lies nearly within reach.   But beh... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0425278867
• ASIN: 0425278867
• ISBN: 0425278867
• Brand: Berkley Pub Group
• Manufacturer: Berkley

ProBodX: Proper Body Exercise: The Path to True Fitness

Do you feel that even with exercise and diet you are far from reaching your fitness goals?You are not alone. Even though we are more into fitness than ever, the programs we use are just not working well enough. Many are even dangerous and can weaken the body and make it prone to injury. Marv Marinovich, former conditioning coach for the Oakland Raiders and renowned sports trainer, and Dr. Edythe Heus, a chiropractor specializing in rehabilitating elite athletes, have developed ProBodX (Proper Body Exercise) to close this fitness gap. ProBodX is the only fitness and conditioning program that sa... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0060185392
• ASIN: 0060185392
• ISBN: 0060185392
• Manufacturer: William Morrow

Death's Mistress: Sister of Darkness: The Nicci Chronicles, Volume I

A New York Times bestseller, Death's Mistress: Sister of Darkness begins The Nicci Chronicles, Terry Goodkind's series with a cast of characters centered on one of his best-loved characters in the now-concluded Sword of Truth.One-time lieutenant of the evil Emperor Jagang, known as “Death’s Mistress” and the “Slave Queen”, the deadly Nicci captured Richard Rahl in order to convince him that the Imperial Order stood for the greater good. But it was Richard who converted Nicci instead, and for years thereafter she served Richard and Kahlan as one of their closest friends―and one of t... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0765388219
• ASIN: 0765388219
• ISBN: 0765388219
• Brand: Tor Books
• Manufacturer: Tor Books

The Ultimate Breastfeeding Book of Answers: The Most Comprehensive Problem-Solving Guide to Breastfeeding from the Foremost Expert in North America, Revised & Updated Edition

An Amazing Resource for Nursing MomsAlthough breastfeeding is the natural and healthy way to nourish your baby, it’s not always easy. Many new mothers are scared away from nursing because of difficulty getting started and lack of information about what to do when things don’t go as planned. In this fully revised and updated edition of The Ultimate Breastfeeding Book of Answers, two of today’s foremost lactation experts help new mothers overcome their fears, doubts, and practical concerns about one of the most special ways a mother can bond with her baby.In this comprehensive guide, Dr. J... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0307345580
• ASIN: 0307345580
• ISBN: 0307345580
• Brand: Random House
• Manufacturer: Harmony

GroomGroove.com Presents Don't Screw Up Your Bride's Wedding: A Groom's Guide to Surviving the Most Important Day of Your Wife's Life

Let's face it: Most men are clueless when it comes to choosing place settings and invitation color schemes. But unlike their fathers and grandfathers, modern men are expected to participate in the wedding-planning efforts like never before. This book is a comprehensive, clearly stated, and convenient guide for grooms. The gurus at GroomGroove.com will usher husbands-to-be through each stage of planning and preparation, including how to:Pop the question correctly (yes, there are right and wrong ways!)Set up a budget—and still give her the wedding of her dreamsDeal with bridezillaHandle the gr... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1598695975
• UPC: 045079905979
• ASIN: 1598695975
• ISBN: 1598695975
• Manufacturer: Adams

Evil Relations: The Man Who Bore Witness Against the Moors Murderers

The chief prosecution witness in the Moors Murders trial gives his account of the case after more than four decades of silenceDespite standing as chief prosecution witness in the Moors Murders trial, David Smith was vilified by the public due to the accusations thrown at him by Myra Hindley and Ian Brady about his involvement in their crimes. Hindley's later confession that she and Brady had lied in an attempt to reduce their sentences did little to diminish the slurs against his name. For more than four decades, Smith was asked by writers and filmmakers to tell his story. Apart from a handf... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1780575394
• ASIN: 1780575394
• ISBN: 1780575394
• Brand: Mainstream Publishing
• Manufacturer: Mainstream Publishing

Goodnight Obama: A Parody

Here’s your chance to say "goodnight" to Obama in a very special way.Join former president Obama in his nightcap and PJ’s as he says “goodnight” to America:   Goodnight birth certificate of unknown source Goodnight jobs, without any remorse Goodnight safety, let’s open the borders Goodnight constitution, by executive order   Featuring cameos of: Michael Moore Hillary Clinton Reverend Wright Ellen DeGeneres Vladimir Putin And many more!

• ASIN: 1682611329
• ASIN: 1682611329
• ISBN: 1682611329
• Brand: imusti
• Manufacturer: Post Hill Press

The Fall Guy: A Novel

In this taut psychological thriller, a couple and their houseguest find themselves caught in a deadly web of secrets, obsession, and revenge. It is summer, 2012. Charlie, a wealthy banker with an uneasy conscience, invites his troubled cousin Matthew to visit him and his wife in their idyllic mountaintop house. As the days grow hotter, the friendship between the three begins to reveal its fault lines, and with the arrival of a fourth character, the household finds itself suddenly in the grip of uncontrollable passions. As readers of James Lasdun’s acclaimed fiction can expect, The Fall Guy i... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0393292320
• ASIN: 0393292320
• ISBN: 0393292320
• Brand: W W Norton Company
• Manufacturer: W. W. Norton & Company

My Arcade Ten Foot Gamepad Extender Cable for The Nintendo SNES Classic Edition Console or NES Classic Edition Console

Enjoy comfortable play on your Nintendo SNES Classic Edition or NES Classic Edition Console with this 10-foot, high-quality gamepad extension cable that allows you to place the console where you want without feeling restricted.

• ASIN: B01M4QC20Y
• UPC: 845620029259
• ASIN: B01M4QC20Y
• Brand: My Arcade
• Manufacturer: My Arcade

Navy Wife I Love My Sailor Personalized License Plate Frame for Women/Men, Aluminum Metal Car Black License Plate Holder with Screws

The Personalized Custom License Plate Frames, Durable design protects your License Plate from impact damage and rust. It will perfectly match your car and Enhance the appearance & style of your vehicle. Sold individually (not a pair) -Frame size:12.5 x 6.3 x 0.3 inches NOTE: Please check the product image for frame size. Please measure your license plate to make sure the upper or bottom lip of the frame won't cover the state name.

• ASIN: B07KK9HTGZ
• ASIN: B07KK9HTGZ
• Brand: licenseplateframecovefunny
• Manufacturer: GTBAO

Letters to My Lady My Best Friend My Wife

Letters to My Lady My Best Friend My

• UPC: 53147315

My Best Friends' Wives and I - eBook

This is a story about a bored married man with his own car business that is not doing too well.For a 40th birthday present to himself, he wants a one-time affair with some of his

• UPC: 592459371

I Came Home To My Ebony Wife She Was Sitting On My Best Friend's Lap! - eBook

When I arrived home today I found a frightful sight: My wife sitting on my best friend's lap.I couldn't stop my member from getting hard. When I noticed his freckled man wood was twice as

• UPC: 383765951

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend That He Couldn't Make Her Cum in Under Five Minutes! - eBook

My best bud, a big black guy by the name of Yrik, was boasting of his latest conquest and my wife called him on it. She said that five minutes without foreplay is just too

• UPC: 543055381

My Best Friend's Wife: Regina - eBook

Gunadi, temanku yang berada di luar daerah memintaku untuk membantu Regina, istrinya, memindahkan sejumlah barang ke lantaidua rumahnya yang kebanjiran.Usai membantu, aku terpaksa menginap di lantai dua bersama Regina dan kedua anaknya karenabanjir yang semakin

• UPC: 771676234

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend That He Couldn't Make Her Cum in Under Five Minutes, 2! - eBook

Stinging from his loss – he bet my wife he could make her orgasm in under five minutes and failed – my black best friend Yrik wants to double down... He says he can make

• UPC: 996334701

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend That He Couldn't Make Her Cum in Under Five Minutes, 3! - eBook

Two bets done and we're back to square one. My friend wants to leave but we've got one more bet up our sleeves... She can outlast two men at once. Finally, I'm gonna get some!

• UPC: 236981645

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend That He Couldn't Make Her Cum in Under Five Minutes... Rematch, 2! - eBook

My loving wife had lost the rematch in the park! Or, had she...? The man who came into the clearing to investigate, he was a ringer! There was no way his arrival was accidental. Yrik

• UPC: 638337364

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend! Collection 1 - eBook

The first three books in M.A. Darkwood's explosive saga of interracial lust gone wild!In Book 1, my best bud, a big black guy by the name of Yrik, was boasting of his latest conquest and

• UPC: 670216212

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• UPC: 628740610
• Color: Black / BlackBlack
• Size: Men S / Women S