Texas Best Ranch Girl - April 2024

Inside the Texas Chicken Ranch: The Definitive Account of the Best Little Whorehouse

“[An] action-packed history of the brothel that inspired the Broadway play and film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and the ZZ Top hit ‘La Grange’” (The New York Post).   Thanks to its status as a pop culture icon, many people think they know the story of the infamous Chicken Ranch. The real story of this Texas brothel is more complex, lying somewhere between heartbreaking and absurd.   For more than a century, dirt farmers and cigar-smoking politicians alike rubbed shoulders at the Chicken Ranch, operated openly under the sheriff’s watchful eye. Madam Edna Milton and her girls... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01HFZAOY4
• ASIN: B01HFZAOY4
• Manufacturer: The History Press

Fun Express Cardboard Western Accessories Costume Stick Props - 12 Pieces

Great for a masquerade party or playing dress-up. Make a rootin' tootin' photo station at your next roundup. Your ranch hand guests can get cowboy-ed up without the hassle for some cowpoke-y pictures! Each 7" - 13" accessory is on a 12" wooden stick. Assortment may vary.

• ASIN: B00KQRYUAI
• UPC: 886102467091
• ASIN: B00KQRYUAI
• Brand: Fun Express
• Size: 1-Pack of 12
• Manufacturer: Fun Express

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas [Blu-ray]

Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds sing and dance through an inspired tale of the story behind the demise of the real-life Chicken Ranch in the musical comedy, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. When a big TV crusader Melvin P. Thorpe (Dom DeLuise) threatens to expose the Chicken Ranch to public scandal and close it down, Miss Mona (Parton) doesn't go down without a fight. With the help of Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd (Reynolds), the two join together to keep it open and find romance along the way. Sing along through this extraordinary story about passion, scandal and romance.

• ASIN: B01995ZP4C
• UPC: 025192112089
• ASIN: B01995ZP4C
• Brand: Universal Studios
• Manufacturer: Universal Pictures Home Entertainment

1988 Press Photo San Antonio Charro Ranch girls ride in Mexican Charreada, Texas

This is an original press photo. Fiesta 1988 -- San Antonio Charro Ranch girls do precision riding during Mexican Charreada (Texas)Photo measures 10 x 8.25inches. Photo is dated 04-24-1988.

• ASIN: B07TQZBT75
• ASIN: B07TQZBT75
• Brand: Vintage Photos
• Manufacturer: Vintage Photos

Roper Cowbaby Ostrich Western Boot (Infant/Toddler),Brown/White,2 M US Infant

A classic Western design with a modern appeal. Synthetic ostrish toe and synthetic leather shaft. Zipper closure for easy on and off. Textile lining. Rubber outsole. Imported. Measurements: Heel Height: 3⁄4 in Weight: 3 oz Shaft: 4 in Product measurements were taken using size 2 Infant, width M. Please note that measurements may vary by size.

• ASIN: B00IWVWBH4
• UPC: 052356046959
• ASIN: B00IWVWBH4
• Brand: ROPER
• Size: 2 Infant
• Manufacturer: Roper Kids Footwear

Lucas's Lady (Sunset Valley Book 1)

Lucas Ryan has a problem   The rustling and land-grabbing on his ranch has been going on far too long and he's been assured it'll stop just as soon as he marries and produces an heir. So he's sent off for a mail-order bride who won't ask questions and wants a baby as much as he does.    There. Problem solved.   He just didn't count on falling in love with the woman.  Shannon Montgomery never thought she'd be a bride   She's spent her life being told she's undesirable, thanks to the large birthmark on her face. Becoming a mail-order bride to a man who has never seen her seemed the i... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07HLSMTVP
• ASIN: B07HLSMTVP

Jalapeno Spicy Ranch, Whataburger, 14 Oz., (Pack of 2)

This ranch was made famous on the Monterrey Melt!

• ASIN: B00MYIPCH2
• UPC: 851953005068
• ASIN: B00MYIPCH2
• Brand: Whataburger
• Size: 2 Pack
• Manufacturer: Whataburger

Kingsinoutdoor Mission in Big Bend Ranch Texas Personalized Novelty License Plates, Customized Decorative Front Car Tag Metal for US Vehicles 12 x 6 Inch

Show off your personality in style with this decorative license plate cover from thin aluminum metal selected for its long life and rust resistant qualities. Sold individually (not a pair). Get one for the front or back of your vehicle. NOTE: *This is a new style lightweight license plate that is die-cut out of thin aluminum sheet metal and decorated with full color edge to edge high quality graphics. Package Includes: -1 x License Plate Cover (4 Pre-drilled Holes, Screws are included)

• ASIN: B07Q5MC86V
• ASIN: B07Q5MC86V
• Brand: Kingsinoutdoor
• Manufacturer: Kingsinoutdoor

Miss Mona Chicken Ranch Best Little Whorehouse in Texas & 9 to 5 Girls in the Office DVD women Bundle Double Feature

Fun Double Dolly Movie Pack The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Miss Mona (Dolly Parton) runs the Chicken Ranch, a brothel with a long history in a small Texas town. The locals have a good relationship with the institution, and Mona is respected in the community. The sheriff, Ed Earl Dodd (Burt Reynolds), also looks out for the Chicken Ranch due to his past with Miss Mona. However, when pious reporter Melvin Thorpe (Dom DeLuise) exposes the brothel, outside interests want it shut down, putting the governor (Charles Durning) in a tough spot9 TO 5What's on the "Sexist, Egotistical, Lying Hypocr... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07GZ6XSBG
• UPC: 728615911534
• ASIN: B07GZ6XSBG

Troxel Spirit Performance Helmet, Black Duratec, Medium

The #1 riding helmet is now better than ever with a new low profile! the spirit offers protection and ventilation without sacrificing style.  now with an XS size to fit young riders and a new size range in all sizes to appropriately fit adults, even with the largest of heads, the new spirit is sure to win over even more riders.  .

• ASIN: B01N5QD2CI
• UPC: 047672110323
• ASIN: B01N5QD2CI
• Brand: Troxel
• Size: Medium
• Manufacturer: Tjernlund Products, Inc.

Unaware

• ASIN: B01GF7450C
• ASIN: B01GF7450C

Nerdy Words Horse Latex Balloons, 16 Count (Pinks & Dark Brown)

Yee-haw! These horse balloons are perfect for your cowboy / cowgirl, farm, equestrian or pony party. Balloons are helium quality and come in light pink, dark pink and dark brown. 16 balloons in each pack. BALLOON SPECIFICATIONS:Material: Helium Quality, 100% Biodegradable Latex Size: 12 Inch (30 cm) Color: Light Pink, Dark Pink, Dark Brown Package: 16 BalloonsDesign: White Ink, 1-SideBALLOON INFLATION: If the balloons are properly inflated (ie. not over- or under-inflated) they will last about 12-18 hours if helium filled and 5-7 days if air filled. Actual flying time will vary depending on t... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07C49FV4Z
• ASIN: B07C49FV4Z
• Brand: Nerdy Words
• Manufacturer: Nerdy Words

Texas Longhorn Steer Rural Utah USA Table Runner, Kitchen Dining Table Runner 16 X 72 Inch for Dinner Parties, Events, Decor

********** Measure **********16 inch x 72 inch (40.64cm x 182.88cm)********** Design **********This InterestPrint table runner combines with unique design reveal the fashionable elements and creative charm.Our design images from regular website, funny, fashion and unique, We believe you will receive many compliments when you get it.********** Material **********Durablefabricn cloth.Features: Lightweight, durable and could be folded away compactly.********** Print Technology **********One side printing, using the advanced Printing technology, vibrant color.********** Multifunction**********You ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07MGFP8WT
• ASIN: B07MGFP8WT
• Brand: KUneh
• Size: 16 x 72 Inch
• Manufacturer: KUneh

Texas Girl Pink for Mom Grandma Aunt Mimi Girls south border - PopSockets Grip and Stand for Phones and Tablets

• ASIN: B07L778YV7
• ASIN: B07L778YV7
• Brand: Texas Girl
• Manufacturer: PopSockets

iGifts And Cards Inspirational Wild Horses 3D Pop Up Greeting Card - Majestic, Colt, Pony, Mustang, Stallion, Half-Fold, Happy Birthday, Retirement, Just Because, New Business Adventure, All Occasion

Awesome Green Cover which opens to brown, black, white, and tan colored horses running on an open range. This unique card will be great for anyone who loves horses. When giving an iGifts And Cards product you are giving someone so much more than a card, you are giving them a WOW experience! As your loved one opens this uniquely cute, detailed laser cut, pop up card they will smile from their heart as they say, "WOW!" iGifts And Cards is perfect for Sharing a Birthday, Celebrating a Newborn Baby, Sending a Congratulations, Spreading Holiday Joy or Just Because! Our goal is to make it easier for... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07B62KNF4
• ASIN: B07B62KNF4
• Brand: iGifts And Cards
• Manufacturer: Ngan

The Chicken Ranch : The True Story of the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Chicken Ranch

• UPC: 53688092
• Rating: 5.0

Inside the Texas Chicken Ranch : The Definitive Account of the Best Little Whorehouse

Thanks to the classic Dolly Parton film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and ZZ Top s ode La Grange, many people think they know the story of the infamous Chicken Ranch. The reality is

• UPC: 323940230

(3 Pack) New York Brand Texas Toast Really Ranch Croutons, 5 oz

New Yorkî Bakery Texas Toast Really Ranch Croutons. Our bread is hearth baked, from scratch. These croutons are made from real French bread, which gives them a light crispy crunch and big

• UPC: 776711941
• Rating: 4.429

Wolf's Trust: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack

Wolf's Trust: Texas Ranch Wolf

• UPC: 548563312

Wolf's Reign: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack

Wolf's Reign: Texas Ranch Wolf

• UPC: 160987190

Wolf's Man: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack

Wolf's Man: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack

• UPC: 546354500

Wolf's Mission: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack

Wolf's Mission: Texas Ranch Wolf

• UPC: 877581235

Guarding the Legacy: A Texas Ranch Romance

Guarding the Legacy: A Texas Ranch

• UPC: 724021420

Wolf's Huntsman: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack

Wolf's Huntsman: Texas Ranch Wolf

• UPC: 361676201

Wolf's Queen: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack Series

Wolf's Queen: Texas Ranch Wolf Pack

• UPC: 933234200