Best Advice Ever Funny - April 2024

Trump: The Best Golf Advice I Ever Received

The host and coproducer of the megahit reality show The Apprentice presents a unique collection of golf advice. From Palmer and Player, Mickelson and Vijay to Pat Boone, Stone Phillips, and even Yogi Berra, these players, teachers, businesspeople, and celebrities will help you play better and score lower. Everyone who plays golf has that little nugget of information they turn to on the course. But never before has such an array of golfing advice been pulled together in one place. Donald Trump, himself an avid—and very good—golfer, asked his friends, colleagues, and playing companions to of... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0307209997
• ASIN: 0307209997
• ISBN: 0307209997
• Manufacturer: Crown

K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452103313
• ASIN: 1452103313
• ISBN: 9781452103310
• Brand: Chronicle Books CA
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Best Coworker Ever My Advice To You Is Don't Lose Me: Blank Lined Journal For Coworker Notebook Gag Gift

Looking For a gift for an Employee? Or Coworker? Grab this journal to show your appreciation today!Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes:110 blank lined pagesMatte Finish Cover6x9 Dimensions for easy travelPerfect For:Employee Appreciation DayBirthday GiftChristmas Present

• ASIN: 1693924854
• ASIN: 1693924854
• ISBN: 1693924854
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Girl, Wash Your Face: Stop Believing the Lies About Who You Are so You Can Become Who You Were Meant to Be

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERDo you ever suspect that everyone else has life figured out and you don’t have a clue? If so, Rachel Hollis has something to tell you: that’s a lie.As the founder of the lifestyle website TheChicSite.com and CEO of her own media company, Rachel Hollis developed an immense online community by sharing tips for better living while fearlessly revealing the messiness of her own life. Now, in this challenging and inspiring new book, Rachel exposes the twenty lies and misconceptions that too often hold us back from living joyfully and productively, lies we’ve told ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1400201659
• ASIN: 1400201659
• ISBN: 9781400201655
• Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
• Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson

Take This Advice: The Best Graduation Speeches Ever Given

"BE FREE, AND DANCE THROUGH LIFE." -- YOKO ONO "MAKE THE WORLD BEFORE YOU A BETTER ONE BY GOING INTO IT WITH ALL BOLDNESS." -- SEAMUS HEANEY "REMEMBER ALWAYS TO SIT UP STRAIGHT." -- MADELEINE K. ALBRIGHT Take This Advice delivers thirty of the most powerful and inspiring commencement speeches given in the past ten years. With grace and humor, this generation's favorite artists and thinkers address graduates to celebrate an incredible achievement, and to let them know that life after school is not the end of the world -- in fact, it's the beginning. "THIS IS YOUR TIME. TAKE IT ON." -- T... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1416915966
• ASIN: 1416915966
• ISBN: 1416915966
• Brand: Gallery Books
• Manufacturer: Gallery Books

Grandmas Are Like Mums With Frosting: Journal Sweet Icing Buttercream Mother Quote Notebook Perfect Gift for The Best Grandma Ever for Writing Ideas Taking Notes

Book features:• Matte finish cover for a luxury feel.• Measures 6" x 9"; Portable and large enough for writing and compact enough to fit in your back bag, hand bag or purse.• Suitable for pen/pencil users.• Thick white paper interiors 112 pages• Perfect for classwork, homework, writing, journaling, diary writing, taking notes, recipes, sketching, organizing, drawing, doodling, making lists and brainstorming ideas.This book is a great alternative to Birthday/Christmas cards too!Click on the Author name for more stunning designs.

• ASIN: 169784149X
• ASIN: 169784149X
• ISBN: 169784149X
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar

This bestselling book from the author of Wild collects the best of The Rumpus's Dear Sugar advice columns plus never-before-published pieces. Rich with humor, insight, compassion—and absolute honesty—this book is a balm for everything life throws our way.Life can be hard: your lover cheats on you; you lose a family member; you can’t pay the bills—and it can be great: you’ve had the hottest sex of your life; you get that plum job; you muster the courage to write your novel. Sugar—the once-anonymous online columnist at The Rumpus, now revealed as Cheryl Strayed, author of the bests... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0307949338
• ASIN: 0307949338
• ISBN: 0307949338
• Brand: Unknown
• Manufacturer: Vintage

Thanks Dad, For the Best Advice You Ever Gave Me: Lined Journal, Funny Gift for Dad on Fathers Day, Birthday or Christmas | Perfect Alternative to a Greetings Card (Blank Notebook)

A GREAT GIFT FOR DAD A fun gift for Dad on Fathers Day, Birthday, Christmas, or any other occasion, and it is more useful than another greetings card!You can personalize the first page with a special note to Dad.PLUS, we have included 50 funny corny Dad Jokes on the bottom of various pages throughout the journal for some extra laughs.Product InfoDimension: 6 X 9 inches (~approximate A5)Interior: Lined on Premium White Paper.COVER: Soft Durable Matte, Velvet Touch.

• ASIN: 1099256801
• ASIN: 1099256801
• ISBN: 1099256801
• Manufacturer: Independently published

All My Friends Are Dead (Funny Books, Children's Book for Adults, Interesting Finds, Animal Books)

"Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect." The Huffington Post   An amusing and captivating tale that’s a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh out loud, illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about lif... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0811874559
• UPC: 884232770371
• ASIN: 0811874559
• ISBN: 0811874559
• Brand: Avery Monsen
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

The Most Scenic Drives in America, Newly Revised and Updated: 120 Spectacular Road Trips

• ASIN: 1606523589
• ASIN: 1606523589
• ISBN: 1606523589
• Brand: Reader's Digest
• Manufacturer: Reader's Digest

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.: Lined notebook

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. This is a lined notebook (lined front and back). Simple and elegant. 108 pages, high quality cover and (6 x 9) inches in size. To view more Blue Ridge Art notebooks, click on Blue Ridge Art Author page (amazon.com/author/blueridgeart).

• ASIN: 1983464309
• ASIN: 1983464309
• ISBN: 1983464309
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Best Effin Counselor Ever: Gift for Therapist Advice Guidance Worker - Funny Composition Notebook - Cheeky Joke Journal Planner for Bestie Friend Her ... (Unique Alternative Idea to Greeting Card)

A Fun Notebook for yourself or if giving as a gift, it is sure to impress your Girlfriend/Boyfriend, Partner, Friend, Coworker, Colleague or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion.If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 100 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations.6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawerMakes... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1093741139
• ASIN: 1093741139
• ISBN: 1093741139
• Manufacturer: Independently published

The Dangerous Book for Boys

The bestselling book—more than 1.5 million copies sold—for every boy from eight to eighty, covering essential boyhood skills such as building tree houses, learning how to fish, finding true north, and even answering the age old question of what the big deal with girls is—is soon to be an Amazon Prime Original Series created by Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) and Greg Mottola (Superbad).The classic bestselling book for every boy from eight to eighty, covering essential boyhood skills such as building tree houses*, learning how to fish, finding true north, and even answering the age-old qu... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0062208977
• ASIN: 0062208977
• ISBN: 0062208977
• Brand: William Morrow Company
• Manufacturer: William Morrow

Holy Shit!! We're Still Married After 5 Years: Happy Wedding Anniversary 120 Lined Pages Journal For Her Him 5th Year Of Marriage - Lovely Funny 2014 ... Happily Ever After Notebook Milestone Memory

5th wedding anniversary notebook (size 6" x 9") featuring a premium print design on a glossy soft cover. The inside contains 120 pages of high white paper with enough space to write. This beautiful notebook makes a wonderful gift to capture special messages at a golden wedding anniversary celebration.

• ASIN: 1798714973
• ASIN: 1798714973
• ISBN: 1798714973
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Holy Shit!! We're Still Married After 25 Years: Happy Wedding Anniversary 120 Lined Pages Journal For Her Him 25th Year Of Marriage - Lovely Funny ... Happily Ever After Notebook Milestone Memory

25th wedding anniversary notebook (size 6" x 9") featuring a premium print design on a glossy soft cover. The inside contains 120 pages of high white paper with enough space to write. This beautiful notebook makes a wonderful gift to capture special messages at a golden wedding anniversary celebration.

• ASIN: 1798715066
• ASIN: 1798715066
• ISBN: 1798715066
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Chicken Soup for the Soul: The Best Advice I Ever Heard : 101 Stories of Epiphanies and Wise Words

People aren't shy about giving advice. Whatever the advice - romantic, parental, financial, nutritional, occupational - you've heard it all. But what's the best advice you ever heard? The contributors to this book have answered

• UPC: 864630841

The Funny Office Gag Gifts: Best Soccer Coach. Ever. Composition Notebook Lightly Lined Pages Daily Journal Blank Diary Notepad 6x9 Paperback

The Funny Office Gag Gifts: Best Soccer Coach. Ever. Composition Notebook Lightly Lined Pages Daily Journal Blank Diary Notepad 6x9 Height : 0.23 In Length : 9.00 In Width : 6.00 In Weight : 0.35

• UPC: 310811224

Trump: The Best Real Estate Advice I Ever Received : 100 Top Experts Share Their Strategies

Tough-minded real estate developer and star of The Apprentice, Donald Trump asked 100 of the world's most successful real estate experts to tell him the best real estate advice they ever received. The answers are

• UPC: 21086960

Having the Best Sex Ever : How to Enjoy and Enhance Sexual Performance, with Expert Advice and Inspirational Techniques, Shown in Over 500 Photographs

A clear and visual guide to enhancing sexual technique, with informative advice and inspirational suggestions, sensitively written by a leading relationship counsellor and psychosexual

• UPC: 17797252

The Best Advice I Ever Got : Lessons from Extraordinary Lives

In this collection, CBS News anchor Couric calls upon leaders and visionaries in the fields of politics, entertainment, sports, philanthropy, the arts, and business, all of whom share heartfelt insights about success and fulfillment. Includes

• UPC: 17107731
• Rating: 3.0

Best Effin Counselor Ever: Gift for Therapist Advice Guidance Worker - Funny Composition Notebook - Cheeky Joke Journal Planner for Bestie Friend Paperback

Best Effin Counselor Ever: Gift for Therapist Advice Guidance Worker - Funny Composition Notebook - Cheeky Joke Journal Planner for Bestie Friend Height : 0.21 In Length : 9.00 In Width : 6.00 In Weight

• UPC: 810516766

The Best Advice I Ever Got - eBook

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • For anyone who wants to see how today’s best and brightest got it right, got it wrong, and came out on top.What was the tipping point for Malcolm Gladwell? What unscripted event

• UPC: 547057468
• Rating: 3.0

Funny Rebel Family Gifts: Aunty the Woman the Myth the Rebel 2020 Planner Calendar Daily Weekly Monthly Organizer Bad Influence Legend 2020 Plan Paperback

Funny Rebel Family Gifts: Aunty the Woman the Myth the Rebel 2020 Planner Calendar Daily Weekly Monthly Organizer Bad Influence Legend 2020 Plan Height : 0.23 In Length : 9.00 In Width : 6.00 In

• UPC: 405300955

"Best Dating Advice I Ever Got" - eBook

"Best Dating Advice I Ever Got"

• UPC: 551470109

The Best Advice Ever for Teachers - eBook

The Best Advice Ever for Teachers offers a collection of the best thoughts, ideas, methods, and aphorisms from the past and present for today's teacher. This book blends the observations of contemporary educators with words

• UPC: 185672339

Shop Safety METAL SIGN Funny Woodworking Best How To Advice Ever Guide!

• UPC: 162771372748
• Category: Other Safety & Protective Gear
• Price: 13 USD