Best Bio Ever Written - April 2024

Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!

It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0761189971
• ASIN: 0761189971
• ISBN: 0761189971
• Brand: Workman Publishing Company
• Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

(Almost) Happily Ever After (Ugly Duckling Book 2)

Libby Saunders was an ugly duckling who dreamed of a magical happily ever after. Finally, after many, many (many) years of looking, Libby found her handsome prince who would whisk her off into the sunset on a white stallion. He wasn’t exactly the prince she had always dreamed of, but he was so much better. And they kissed and lived happily ever after.Well… almost.Because in real life, sometimes it’s not so easy. In real life, the prince might be a workaholic who rarely sees the light of day. Or the princess might notice she’s been off birth control for two whole years, but where are ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01N3AWKFD
• ASIN: B01N3AWKFD
• Manufacturer: Rose Bud Press

How to Grow More Vegetables, Eighth Edition: (and Fruits, Nuts, Berries, Grains, and Other Crops) Than You Ever Thought Possible on Less Land Than You ... (And Fruits, Nuts, Berries, Grains,)

Decades before the terms “eco-friendly” and “sustainable growing” entered the vernacular, How to Grow More Vegetables demonstrated that small-scale, high-yield, all-organic gardening methods could yield bountiful crops over multiple growing cycles using minimal resources in a suburban environment. The concept that John Jeavons and the team at Ecology Action launched more than 40 years ago has been embraced by the mainstream and continues to gather momentum. Today, How to Grow More Vegetables, now in its fully revised and updated 8th edition, is the go-to reference for food growers at e... [Read More]

• ASIN: 160774189X
• ASIN: 160774189X
• ISBN: 160774189X
• Brand: Random House
• Manufacturer: Ten Speed Press

Ty Cobb: A Terrible Beauty

A fascinating and authoritative biography of perhaps the most controversial player in baseball history, Ty Cobb—“The best work ever written on this American sports legend: It’s a major reconsideration of a reputation unfairly maligned for decades” (The Boston Globe).Ty Cobb is baseball royalty, maybe even the greatest player ever. His lifetime batting average is still the highest in history, and when he retired in 1928, after twenty-one years with the Detroit Tigers and two with the Philadelphia Athletics, he held more than ninety records. But the numbers don’t tell half of Cobb’s ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00LD1S3WC
• ASIN: B00LD1S3WC
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

Lyndon Johnson and the American Dream: The Most Revealing Portrait of a President and Presidential Power Ever Written

Doris Kearns Goodwin's classic life of Lyndon Johnson, who presided over the Great Society, the Vietnam War, and other defining moments the tumultuous 1960s, is a monument in political biography. From the moment the author, then a young woman from Harvard, first encountered President Johnson at a White House dance in the spring of 1967, she became fascinated by the man--his character, his enormous energy and drive, and his manner of wielding these gifts in an endless pursuit of power. As a member of his White House staff, she soon became his personal confidante, and in the years before his dea... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0312060270
• ASIN: 0312060270
• ISBN: 0312060270
• Brand: St Martin s Griffin
• Manufacturer: St. Martin's Griffin

The Real Wallis Simpson: A New History of the American Divorcée Who Became the Duchess of Windsor

Wallis Simpson is known as the woman at the center of the most scandalous love affair of the 20th century, but in this “unputdownable…lively and detailed” (The Times) biography, discover a woman wronged by history with new information revealed by the latest research and those who were close to the couple. The story that has been told repeatedly is this: The handsome, charismatic, and popular Prince Edward was expected to marry a well-bred virgin who would one day become Queen of England when he ascended the throne. But when the prince was nearly forty, he fell in love with a divorced Ame... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07GNV9ZXW
• ASIN: B07GNV9ZXW
• Manufacturer: Atria Books

Virgin in the Middle

No one told me the dorms were coed.I definitely wasn't warned that my two roommates were going to be sexy pieces of man candy.All their flirting makes it clear-- they aren't fighting over me.No, they want to share me.Everyone says college is the time to open up. I doubt they meant I should open up every part of me to a pair of gorgeous men.I want to focus on my studies, but these guys... they make it impossible. But I tell myself I won't give in. I won't sleep with either of them, never mind both!Then one night they get me alone in our dorm.And everything changes.This is a standalone novella w... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07169YJZ9
• ASIN: B07169YJZ9

Luckiest Man: The Life and Death of Lou Gehrig

• ASIN: B003L77UPW
• ASIN: B003L77UPW
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013 For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes listeners on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor. Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirre... [Read More]

• ASIN: B007UWP66O
• ASIN: B007UWP66O
• Manufacturer: Penguin Audio

The Sheriff's Woman

Rachel Cameron prefers to lick her wounds and protect her children from gossip and shame in isolation on a small homestead in the Ozark Mountains. But life-long bachelor and ex-Marine Sheriff Garrett Stark has other ideas. Drawn to Rachel, he wields all the power and charm he can muster to insist Rachel return to town for her safety and that of her children. Exasperation and anger rule on both sides. Rachel balks, but does not anticipate the raft of dizzying emotions stirred by the Sheriff's relentless attention. The moment Garrett takes her into his arms, Rachel knows she has... [Read More]

• ASIN: B073V4C216
• ASIN: B073V4C216
• Manufacturer: Jackie Weger

Biology: The Core

Note: You are purchasing a standalone product; MasteringBiology does not come packaged with this content. (Intended for Non-Majors Biology/Introductory Biology (non-majors/mixed) Eric Simon’s  Biology: The Core  combines a 12-chapter textbook and robust content in MasteringBiology to offer a flexible new teaching and learning package that engages you with concise writing, beautiful and effective visuals, and outstanding interactive digital resources. This program offers an innovative teaching and learning experience by helping instructors and students: Revolutionize teaching in and ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0321735862
• ASIN: 0321735862
• ISBN: 0321735862
• Brand: Pearson
• Manufacturer: Pearson

Ava Gardner: A Life in Movies

Renowned for her screen performances, down-to-earth personality, and love affair with Frank Sinatra, Ava Gardner left an indelible mark on Hollywood history. Her adventurous life story is told through authoritative text and hundreds of photos in Ava: A Life in Movies. Ava is an illustrated tribute to a legendary life. Authors Kendra Bean and Anthony Uzarowski take a closer look at the Academy Award-nominated actress's life and famous screen roles. They also shed new light on the creation and maintenance of her glamorous image, her marriages, and friendships with famous figures such as Ernest H... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0762459948
• ASIN: 0762459948
• ISBN: 0762459948
• Brand: RUNNING
• Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

The Honest Company Club Box - Size 2 - Painted Feathers & Bunnies Print with TrueAbsorb Technology | Plant-Derived Materials | Hypoallergenic | 76 Count

Our new and best-ever Honest Diapers have arrived! These super-absorbent, Honest diapers are made with naturally derived, sustainable materials and are gentle on your baby’s delicate skin. Now featuring an improved fit and advanced leak protection like never before, this super-soft diaper is designed to perform. Oh, and did we mention how adorable they are? Our club boxes also contain two stylish prints each. We took all the things you need (and want!) in a diaper—advanced leak protection, a secure fit, softness, and comfort—and made them Honestly amazing with hypoallergenic and sustaina... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07G4V2J1P
• UPC: 810425032520
• ASIN: B07G4V2J1P
• Brand: The Honest Company
• Size: Size 2
• Manufacturer: The Honest Company HPC

ACT Microbial Concrete Cleaner - 2.5lbs - Commercial and Residential - Remove Oil Grease Animal and Mildew Stains - Perfect For Your Driveway Garage or Warehouse - Bio-Remediates and is Eco-friendly

About the product ACT Concrete Cleaner - Changing the way the world cleans using Microbes Eliminates stains from oils, fluids, grease, antifreeze, gum, pop, mold, and more Works on concrete, pavers, ceramic, marble, wood, metal, plastic, soil, and other surfaces. Will not damage surfaces after application. Experience the easiest, quickest concrete cleanup ever - all while controlling odors. It will not remove paint, and is safe to use around plants and animals, including humans. Environmentally safe due to our Eco-friendly microbial formulation. USDA Certified. EPA tested guidlines. No Shelf l... [Read More]

• ASIN: B006G0PYFE
• UPC: 094922749673
• ASIN: B006G0PYFE
• Brand: ACT BioRemediation Product
• Size: 2.5lbs.
• Manufacturer: American Cleaning Technologies

Orthofeet Plantar Fasciitis Relief Arch Support Orthopedic Wide Diabetic Mens Casual Walking Shoes Avery Island Black

Orthofeet Avery Island doctor recommended men's casual shoes feature comfortable arch support, non-binding upper for relaxed fit and maximum protection against pressure points. The premium orthotic insoles along with the cushioning soles soften step, enhance stability and improve mobility. Using its bio-mechanical expertise Orthofeet has been dedicated to designing the world's most comfortable men's shoes, best men's plantar fasciitis shoes, best men's diabetic shoes, best men's orthopedic shoes, best men's flat feet shoes, best men's wide shoes and best men's extra wide shoes. The soft upper,... [Read More]

• ASIN: B003UW8FGG
• UPC: 614415011010
• ASIN: B003UW8FGG
• Brand: Orthofeet
• Size: 10
• Manufacturer: Orthofeet, Inc.

101 Best Sex Scenes Ever Written : An Erotic Romp Through Literature for Writers and Readers

9781610350013

• UPC: 15576050

Baseball Haiku : The Best Haiku Ever Written about the Game

One of the more unusual baseball books of the season, this remarkable new collection, which includes poems from both America and Japan, captures perfectly the thrill of the game in

• UPC: 5510346
• Rating: 4.3

3dRose Best Bro Ever - Gifts for brothers - black text, Ceramic Mug, 11-ounce

Best Bro Ever - Gifts for brothers - black text Mug available in both 11 oz and 15 oz. Why drink out of an ordinary mug when a custom printed mug is so much cooler?

• UPC: 148711349
• Model: mug_151479_1
• Color: Black

Best Brother Ever T Shirt Funny Sarcastic Sibling Appreciation Big Bro Tee

My brother is always there for me, through thick and thin. I would say he is probably the Best Brother Ever! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on

• UPC: 101980899
• Model: 99BESTbrother-XL
• Color: Blue
• Size: XL

Best. Bro. Ever. Graphic T-Shirt Gift Idea for Men

Best. Bro. Ever. Graphic T-Shirt Gift Idea for Men - Birthday, Valentine’s Day, Christmas Gift Funny Gag Tee for Family. Get this "Best. Bro. Ever." graphic t-shirt now. It's a great gift idea for men

• UPC: 782203111
• Color: GraySports Grey
• Size: S

3dRose Best Bro Ever - Gifts for brothers - black text, Ceramic Mug, 15-ounce

Best Bro Ever - Gifts for brothers - black text Mug available in both 11 oz and 15 oz. Why drink out of an ordinary mug when a custom printed mug is so much cooler?

• UPC: 130127160
• Model: mug_151479_2
• Color: Black

The International: ‘The best book about the Troubles ever written’ - eBook

Saturday, 28 January 1967. It is a day like any other for eighteen-year-old Danny, pulling pints behind the bar of the International Hotel in Belfast, watching the comings and goings of the eccentric clientele. But

• UPC: 372386609
• Rating: 4.0

Best Brother Ever T Shirt Funny Sarcastic Sibling Appreciation Big Bro Tee

My brother is always there for me, through thick and thin. I would say he is probably the Best Brother Ever! Have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on

• UPC: 108109381
• Model: 99BESTbrother-L
• Color: Blue
• Size: L

The Best 195 Classics Ever Written - Volume 2 - eBook

Compiled in 4 volumes, "The Best 195 Classics Ever Written" brings together exceptional works by distinguished authors including renowned names like Charles Dickens, Henry James, Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Aiming to provide the best

• UPC: 866728508

The Best 195 Classics Ever Written - Volume 1 - eBook

Compiled in 4 volumes, "The Best 195 Classics Ever Written" brings together exceptional works by distinguished authors including renowned names like Charles Dickens, Henry James, Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Aiming to provide the best

• UPC: 449012313