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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired
A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts”—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.Includes daily “wisdom” such as:“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”“It takes a bi... [Read More]
- ASIN: 0425133656
- ASIN: 0425133656
- ISBN: 0425133656
- Manufacturer: Berkley
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Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak
With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.
- ASIN: 0786880449
- ASIN: 0786880449
- ISBN: 0786880449
- Manufacturer: Hachette Books
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Deeper Thoughts, All New
The sequel to Deep Thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains "inspirational" lunacy from the Saturday Night Live regular.
- ASIN: 1562828401
- ASIN: 1562828401
- ISBN: 1562828401
- Manufacturer: Hachette Books
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What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats
Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.
- ASIN: 1401322662
- ASIN: 1401322662
- ISBN: 1401322662
- Manufacturer: Hachette Books
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Lost Deep Thoughts: Don't Fight the Deepness
The latest installment in "Deep Thoughts" series unearths more of the pseudo-inspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, "The Lost Deep Thoughts" takes a profound plunge into the world of Handey's life-altering aphorisms. 96 photos.
- ASIN: 0786883057
- ASIN: 0786883057
- ISBN: 0786883057
- Manufacturer: Hyperion
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The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure
The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover a... [Read More]
- ASIN: 1455534536
- ASIN: 1455534536
- ISBN: 1455534536
- Brand: Grand Central Publishing
- Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing
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Homeward Bound (Journeyman) (Volume 1)
WARNING: This book is for mature readers only. Not for children. It contains adult themes, violence, coarse language, sexual situations, nudity, and paranormal themes. The entire world is on the brink of finding out nightmares are real. An army of demons known as the Noctis is growing in strength.They control all manner of foul beasts and if not stopped soon, cities will burn, lives will end, and hope will be lost. The only thing standing in the way are the Journeymen; humans and supernatural beings united against the darkness. There is one known amongst men and the supernatural alike that you... [Read More]
- ASIN: 1532976526
- ASIN: 1532976526
- ISBN: 1532976526
- Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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God is Good: He's Better Than You Think
God is better than we think... so it’s time to change the way we think about Him.“God is good.” More than a positive thought, theological concept or Biblical statement—what you do with these three words defines your reality and determines your destiny.In a world of fear, disease, crisis, torment, uncertainty, and hopelessness, what you believe about God’s goodness reveals how you will respond to the trials and circumstances of everyday life. Your view of God impacts everything!Respected pastor and bestselling author, Bill Johnson presents a new groundbreaking series that calls believ... [Read More]
- ASIN: B01J0F0CE4
- ASIN: B01J0F0CE4
- Brand: Unknown
- Manufacturer: Destiny Image
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Orbiting Jupiter
The two-time Newbery Honor winner Gary D. Schmidt delivers the shattering story of Joseph, a father at thirteen, who has never seen his daughter, Jupiter. After spending time in a juvenile facility, he’s placed with a foster family on a farm in rural Maine. Here Joseph, damaged and withdrawn, meets twelve-year-old Jack, who narrates the account of the troubled, passionate teen who wants to find his baby at any cost. In this riveting novel, two boys discover the true meaning of family and the sacrifices it requires.
- ASIN: B00QPIM608
- ASIN: B00QPIM608
- Brand: Clarion Books
- Manufacturer: Clarion Books
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Camco 20ft Sidewinder RV Sewer Hose Support, Made From Sturdy Lightweight Plastic, Won't Creep Closed, Holds Hoses In Place - No Need For Straps (43051)
Camco RV 20' Sidewinder Plastic Sewer Hose Support is sturdy and lightweight. Plastic support with strong snap-fit hinges has deep cradles to hold sewer hose in place without straps. No staples to rust. Easily positions around obstacles and stays where you put it. Won’t creep closed. Convenient handle makes storage even easier. The bottom of the Sidewinder cradle is 7-1/4" high at its highest point and 4" high at its lowest point. Patented.
- ASIN: B000BUU5WW
- UPC: 014717430517
- ASIN: B000BUU5WW
- Brand: Camco
- Size: 20 Feet
- Manufacturer: Camco
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Brown Original Heavyweight Cotton Canvas Classic Heavyweight Military Messenger Bag with Army Universe Pin
Brown Original Heavyweight Classic Military Messenger Bag with Army Universe Pin - You simply can't go wrong with such a great bag! This bag is heavy duty and durable and its something you know you can rely on regardless of the circumstances. The classic messenger bag offers a very basic, clean and simple design in a single color and is sure to never to stand out. It was good enough for a famous guy named jack who had to save the world many times and even came back from the dead, hence the nickname jack bag and 24 bag. This bag is worn by women and men but is only suitable for adults. Makes a ... [Read More]
- ASIN: B004O2T3SK
- UPC: 191818000488
- ASIN: B004O2T3SK
- Brand: Army Universe
- Size: 15" x 11" x 6"
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NUBWO N2 Gaming Headset for Xbox One PS4 Playstation 4, Headphones Computer PC Mic Stereo Fortnite Gamer Microphone for Skype Xbox one s Xbox 1 x Nintendo Switch Games
Multi-platform Compatibility: NUBWO N2 is compatible with PC, Xbox One, PS4, Switch, Wii U and mobile devices with single 3.5mm stereo plug (4 pole). A PC cable with dual 3.5mm headphone and mic plugs is included, so it’s the only headset you need for both PC and console gaming. Noise-canceling Microphone Omnidirectional microphone offers clearer voice quality and reduced background noise for better in-game chats. Superior Audio Performance 50mm high definition speakers deliver incredibly clear highs and deep, rich bass. Hear every detail in immersive sound. Long-time Gaming Premium leathere... [Read More]
- ASIN: B0728PHCD8
- UPC: 607994893368
- ASIN: B0728PHCD8
- Brand: NUBWO
- Manufacturer: NUBWO
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Jumanji (Remastered Blu-ray)
When young Alan Parrish discovers a mysterious board game, he doesn’t realize its unimaginable powers, until he is magically transported before the eyes of his friend, Sarah, into the untamed jungles of JUMANJI! 26 years later he is freed from the game’s spell by two unsuspecting children. Alan (ROBIN WILLIAMS) reunites with Sarah (BONNIE HUNT) and together with Judy (KIRSTEN DUNST) and Peter (BRADLEY PIERCE) tries to outwit the game’s powerful forces in this imaginative adventure that combines breathtaking special effects with an enchanting mixture of comedy, magic and thrills. 2017 DVD... [Read More]
- ASIN: B075FZF161
- UPC: 043396505612
- ASIN: B075FZF161
- Brand: Sony Pictures
- Manufacturer: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
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Razer Kraken Pro - Noise Isolating Analog Black Gaming Headset with Retractable Mic - Compatible with PC, Xbox One & Playstation 4
The world's most popular eSports headset. Now with an in-line remote. Introducing the Razer Kraken Pro, a gaming headset fully focused on ergonomics for the head. Weight, functionality and performance were the key variables identified and perfectly balanced for the most comfortable gaming headset. Ever.
- ASIN: B00Z0IBMAY
- UPC: 811254026940
- ASIN: B00Z0IBMAY
- Brand: Razer
- Size: 40mm Drivers
- Manufacturer: Razer Inc.
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UL SADES SA807 Multi-Platform Gaming Headsets Headphones For New Xbox one PS4 PC Laptop Mac iPad iPod (Black&Blue)
Why You Need It: Get an great audio experience with Sades SA-807 PS4 xbox one Gaming Headset Designed specifically for PS4,2015 New Version Xbox One,PC, Notebook,Laptop ,Tablet.Easy to set up and delivers high-quality, amplified digital game and chat audio through 40mm speakers without disturbing others. Please note that you need extra Microsoft Adapter(Not including) when Connect to your old Xbox One controller. This item don't include the adapter for xbox 360 Before apply the headset on your PS4, please test it with your cellphone to ensure it function well. PS4 setting: Insert the headset... [Read More]
- ASIN: B01HI235AY
- ASIN: B01HI235AY
- Brand: SADES
- Manufacturer: SADES
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Three Jack Reacher Novellas (with bonus Jack Reacher's Rules) : Deep Down, Second Son, High Heat, and Jack Reacher's Rules
This compilation includes three Jack Reacher novellas and the ultimate fan guide Jack Reacher's Rules.Deep Down: In thriller master Lee Child's short story Deep Down, Jack Reacher must track down a spy in soldier's clothing--by
- UPC: 31133356
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In the Deep Blue Sea : Jack and the Geniuses Book #2
New York Times-bestselling authors Bill Nye the Science Guy and Gregory Mone take middle-grade readers on a scientific adventure in Book 2 of the exciting new Jack and the Geniuses series. The series combines real-world
- UPC: 986755683
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Deep Thoughts : Inspiration for the Uninspired
A unique collection of Handey's "Deep Thoughts"--irreverent observations on life as seen on Saturday Night Live. An Emmy Award-winner and co-producer of SNL, Handey's works have been published in The New Yorker, National Lampoon, Omni,
- UPC: 1898753
- Rating: 2.5
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In the Deep Blue Sea : Jack and the Geniuses Book #2
Jack, his genius siblings Ava and Matt, and Dr. Hank Witherspoon visit the Hawaiian island home of technology billionaire Ashley Hawking, who with engineer Rosa Morris has built a revolutionary electricity plant that harvests energy
- UPC: 55745349
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Deep Cover Jack
"Make some coffee. You'll read all night." - Lee ChildFBI Agents Otto and Gaspar pick up where Lee Child's "Persuader" leaves off in the Hunt for Jack Reacher.Lee Child Gives Diane Capri Two Thumbs Up!
- UPC: 893487946
- Rating: 5.0
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Deep Cover Jack - eBook
FBI Agents Otto and Gaspar pick up where Lee Child’s “Persuader” leaves off in the Hunt for Jack Reacher.Lee Child Gives Diane Capri Two Thumbs Up!"Full of thrills and tension, but smart and human, too.
- UPC: 872488290
- Rating: 5.0
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Deepest Thoughts : So Deep They Squeak
With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom,
- UPC: 341134
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Deep Thoughts from a Hollywood Blonde
"For the first time ever, Jennie Garth is putting it all out there, sharing her joys and her sorrows, her successes and her failures, with candor and a surprising, even bawdy, sense of humor. From
- UPC: 26670158
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The Planet Jack: Thoughts On Here - eBook
Jack is a world inside a world. A dream inside a dream. Einstein inside Newton. Hemingway inside Aristophanes. A noun inside a verb. An idea inside an acorn. It is the knot that we call
- UPC: 309478245
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I've Been Thinking About This Some...A Collection Of Thoughts From The Journals Of Jack Robertson - eBook
Ive been thinking about this some...is how Jack Robertson concludes each chapter in his four journals. He shares his impressions of how he feels about what has happened in each chapter and what he has
- UPC: 787688484
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