Best Dirty Santa Gift 2019 - April 2024

'Pull My Finger Farting Santa' - Holiday Gag Gift

It's Pull My Finger Farting Santa! The holidays will never be the same. No one can resist Santa when he sticks out his finger. So go ahead, we dare you pull it and watch this 7" seated plush character shake and makes a farting sound with 7 hilarious random remarks: 1. Ho Ho (FAAAART!) 2. (FAAAART!) Come on, sit on my lap. 3. (FAAAART!) There's a gift for ya! 4. (FAAAART!) Ahhhh the Holiday smells... 5. (FAAAART!) Up the chimney I gooooo! 6. (FAAAART!) That's all your getting this Christmas! 7. (FAAAART!) Was that on your list? BATTERIES INCLUDED! (Pull My Finger Farting Santa! a.k.a Farting Sa... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0006IDLRA
• UPC: 885437803697
• ASIN: B0006IDLRA
• Brand: Novelties Wholesale
• Size: 7.5 inches
• Manufacturer: Novelties Wholesale

People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book: Rolling Back Dignity (OFFICIAL People of Walmart Coloring Books)

The Funniest & #1 Best Selling Gag Gift on Amazon! Brought to you by the wildly popular website, PeopleofWalmart.com, this OFFICIAL adult coloring book is a GAME CHANGER.Nothing you have EVER seen in your life has prepared you for the hilarity you are about to experience.Get ready for the most fun you'll ever have with an adult coloring book.This EPIC adult coloring book is comprised of 37 single sided images, all original and intricate artwork based on the images from the website that makes MILLIONS laugh. What's Inside...37 of the Most Insane and Wacky People of Walmart Beautiful Abstract De... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1945056088
• ASIN: 1945056088
• ISBN: 1945056088
• Manufacturer: Day Drankin' Press

2020 Pooping Pooches White Elephant Gag Gift Calendar

ALL NEW 2020 CALENDAR! White Elephant Party coming up? Yankee Swap? Secret Santa? Do you know someone who loves dogs...too much? This 12 month calendar of pooping dogs will be the most memorable gift you give this year. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature's call. And who doesn't like a good cause? $1 FROM EACH CALENDAR is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need! The calendar is 8.5 x 11 inches closed and 17 x 11 inches when open. This year's edition features a Jack Russell Terrier, Boxer, Maltese, Pit Bul... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0754Y9GNH
• UPC: 757347450585
• ASIN: B0754Y9GNH
• Manufacturer: PoopingPooches.com

Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

• ASIN: 0385345224
• UPC: 884713542718
• ASIN: 0385345224
• ISBN: 0385345224
• Brand: Clarkson Potter
• Manufacturer: Clarkson Potter

50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips)

DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED! Get the ORIGINAL book about eating cock all your friends are talking about. Over 90% positive REAL reviews don't lie."Let's face it. Anyone can copy and paste chicken recipes from the internet, but you and your family and friends deserve to eat food worth the time and effort you put into it. Cooking cock is tougher than you might think. Unlike everyday chicken (which is usually a hen), it can be tough, stringy and dry. Learn to slay this beast from someone who has trained at the breast of some of Europe's sauciest moms and grandmas.You'll be sure to put a smile on everyo... [Read More]

• ASIN: 148259143X
• ASIN: 148259143X
• ISBN: 148259143X
• Brand: Ingramcontent
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Reliving Funny Dick Coloring Pages In A Paisley, Henna And Mandala Style. (Dick Coloring Books For Adults) (Volume 1)

Are you looking for a hilarious hen party gift or funny birthday present? Then Look no further than this cocktastic coloring book for adults! Great value dick coloring book containing 40 rude coloring pages based on the specific intimate part of the human anatomy. Color your perfect penis with this hilarious cock coloring book for grown-ups! Containing 40 beautiful paisley, henna and mandala designs to help you color away any stress you may have. This book is the perfect gift for either yourself or as a naughty birthday present or hen party gift. This funny coloring book is sure to get a laugh... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1546748423
• ASIN: 1546748423
• ISBN: 1546748423
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

The cats of America are under siege!  Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety... [Read More]

• ASIN: 045149492X
• ASIN: 045149492X
• ISBN: 045149492X
• Brand: Three Rivers Press CA
• Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

Smack a Sack-Stress Relief Ball Sack...These Stress Relief Toys by MySack Make Great Gag Gifts for Funny, Funny Mother's Day, Father's Day or Office Gifts..White Elephant-Stress Ball

What better gift to give your father, mother, friend, co-worker, or spouse than MySack? Practical yet hysterical, you’re sure to get some comments about this stress relief toy. Everyone has a little bit of immaturity in them (some more than others), and that’s why this sack makes one of the best gag gifts you can buy. Smack-a-sack is practical yet sure to get a laugh. Squeeze the two included foam balls to your hearts content and watch as your stress turns into smiles. Every MySack is made with high-quality, ultra-suede fabric & industrial-strength stitching. It has a heavy-duty Velcro c... [Read More]

• ASIN: B010OPXV38
• UPC: 792158963398
• ASIN: B010OPXV38
• Brand: MY SACK
• Manufacturer: MY SACK

Nature's D'ck Pics 2020 Wall Calendar | Funny | Gag | White Elephant | Secret Santa

"100% All Natural Wall Enhancement" "SFW (Safe for Work)" Practical. Hilarious. Witty. Nature's D*ck P*cs 2020 Calendar is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy. We've put together a new collection of nature's finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2020. The calendar is definitely a G rated take on a MA subject and is the perfect gift for him or her and for any fun occasion including: white elephant gift, secret santa gift, dirty santa gift, gift exchange, birthday gift, mens gift, husband gift, fathers gift, office gift, b... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07GFST448
• UPC: 793597822581
• ASIN: B07GFST448
• Brand: Natures D*ck Pics
• Size: 2020 - 11.5" x 8.5"
• Manufacturer: Natures D*ck Pics

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

2019 Gift Ideas | White Elephant Gift | Fun Gift for KidsFarting animals are funny!This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it!Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more!Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.Enjoy!Be sure to SHARE your coloring creations on Instagram with #fartinganimals.And, if you like this book, be sure to check out all of my coloring books including:the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK, andth... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1539486125
• ASIN: 1539486125
• ISBN: 1539486125
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Drunk Stoned or Stupid [A Party Game]

DRUNK STONED OR STUPID is a party game for you and your stupid friends. Each round a card is drawn and the group decides who in the group would be most likely to... #92 CALL DIBS ON PEOPLE AT PARTIES #119 USE DADDY'S CREDIT CARD #147 SHAME PEOPLE FOR GOING TO BED #163 WATCH "PLANET EARTH" FOR 5 HOURS #207 TRASH TALK AT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS GAME PLAY: First a player declares themselves the judge and reads a card aloud. Each person then says who in the group should be tagged with this card and why. Accusations can be based off of personality traits, past stories, or really anything at al... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00V155S46
• UPC: 861721000102
• ASIN: B00V155S46
• Brand: Drunk Stoned or Stupid
• Manufacturer: Drunk Stoned or Stupid

Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game

The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom? Sure it sounds funny, but for the golfer that just can't get enough of the game, it's the perfect item? Makes the perfect gift for any golf fan of any age!

• ASIN: B000LC65QA
• UPC: 818947016103
• ASIN: B000LC65QA
• Brand: Fairly Odd Novelties
• Manufacturer: Fairly Odd Treasures LLC - Sporting Goods

I Love to Wrap Both My Hands Around It and Swallow - Funny Stemless Wine Glass - Gag Gift for Women - Bachelorette Gift - Gift Idea for Her - Evening Mug

Beautifully Designed Funny Wine Glass! She will enjoy a relaxing evening with her new funny wine glass, which holds 15 ounces of her favorite wine!The Perfect Unique Wine Glass Gift For Wine LoversTop present for a Birthday, Valentines Day, Anniversary or Mothers day for women. Ideal for cheap Christmas stocking stuffers, Hanukkah, xmas secret santa, 2017 holiday office party or white elephant exchange gift. Designed and Printed in the USA "I love to wrap both my HANDS around it and SWALLOW" is printed on one side. 100% Clear Glass material, which is Dishwasher safe. It's a fantastic gift idea... [Read More]

• ASIN: B078FMX6SX
• UPC: 602573586419
• ASIN: B078FMX6SX
• Brand: Funny Mugs, LOL

Brimma Leak Proof Fruit Infuser Water Bottle, Large 32 Oz.

Hydration For Your Short & Long Term Health Staying hydrated has never been more important than it is today, but most people aren't all that crazy about drinking glass after glass of plain water. And who could blame them? Water is plain, water is boring, and water is tasteless - and since we live in a sea of flavor packed alternatives (usually swimming in sugar and potential dangerous chemical additives), it's easy to see why we skip the healthy option altogether. But not anymore! Enjoy Maximum Hydration With The Brimma 32oz Fruit Infuser Bottle! - Easy To Use - 100% BPA Free - Smart Leak Proo... [Read More]

• ASIN: B010EAR6YI
• UPC: 796389854371
• ASIN: B010EAR6YI
• Brand: Brimma
• Size: 32oz.
• Manufacturer: Brimma

Luxury Wine Socks with Cupcake Gift Packaging: Mothers Day Gifts with If You Can Read This Socks Bring Me Some Wine Phrase - Funny Accessory for Her, Present for Wife, Gifts for Women Under 25 Dollars

Wine Socks!

• ASIN: B075SWJ2HN
• UPC: 655646858425
• ASIN: B075SWJ2HN
• Brand: cinch!

Reactionnx Tea Cups Coffee Mugs Valentines Day Birthday 2019 New Year Christmas Gift for Women, Decoration Wedding Gift for Best Friend

Coffee Mugs and tea cups are perfect for espresso, water, juice, tea, hot drinks, latte, milkUse them for your guests parties and your home decorative . also a chooice for the office .This beautiful glass

• UPC: 673511821
• Color: ShortOther
• Rating: 5.0

Reactionnx Tea Cups Coffee Mugs Valentines Day Birthday 2019 New Year Christmas Gift for Women, Decoration Wedding Gift for Best Friend

Coffee Mugs and tea cups are perfect for espresso, water, juice, tea, hot drinks, latte, milkUse them for your guests parties and your home decorative . also a chooice for the office .This beautiful glass

• UPC: 769749313
• Color: ShortOther
• Rating: 5.0

2019 New Year Santa Claus Hats Curtains Window Valance christmascurtain Christmas Decorations Christmas Curtain Decor Ornaments Red (90*42cm)

Cute design: Add a festive look to your holiday party, a quick and easy way todress up your Christmas DayBeautiful decoration: Decorate your Christmas DayConvenient: Easy to hang and clean, rod pocket for hangingAs different

• UPC: 414360164

2019 Christmas Pendant Staircase Christmas Santa Claus Tree New Year Decor

2019 Christmas Pendant Staircase Christmas Santa Claus Tree New Year Decor Decoration    Non-toxic, environmentally friendly    Size: 25 cm x 1PC    Material: Oxford fabric, PP cotton, non-woven. Polypropylene, PPC tube    Christmas ornament wooden Christmas home decoration pendant    Can be used in Christmas

• UPC: 464535281
• Color: Red ARed

Hallmark Keepsake Mini Christmas 2019 Year Dated A A Creature was Stirring Mouse with Santa Hat Miniature Ornament.79,

The 6th and final addition to the A Creature Was Stirring series, this ornament features a cute little mouse peeking out from under Santa's hat. This miniature piece makes a sweet addition to your Christmas

• UPC: 222200185
• Model: 0799QXM8289
• Color: Mouse in Santa HatOther
• Size: .79"

Annalee Dolls 2019 Christmas 5in Snow Fun Santa Ornament Plush New with Tag

Appr. 5"Please note expressions on doll faces may differ from those pictured From pet and smoke free environmentNew with

• UPC: 635844783

Hallmark Keepsake 2019 Lego Santa Christmas Ornament New with Box Pre-Sale

Plastic Christmas tree ornament is lead-freeAppr. 1.72" W x 2.73" H x 1.96" DFrom pet and smoke free environmentNew with

• UPC: 901466421
• Model: 1699QXI3749
• Color: Santa ClausOther

Hallmark Keepsake Christmas 2019 Year Dated Festively Flexible Santa Yoga Ornament,

Santa knows Christmas Eve is a marathon, that's why he is using the compass yoga pose to prepare for his 24-hour worldwide workout. Give our Festively Flexible Christmas tree ornament to your favorite yogi—or keep

• UPC: 153545072
• Model: 1599QGO2279
• Color: Yoga SantaOther

Hallmark Keepsake 2019 The Polar Express Santa's Bell Ornament New Box Pre-Order

Metal Christmas tree ornament is lead-freeAppr. 2" W x 2.4" H x 2" D.From pet and smoke free environmentNew with

• UPC: 563204454
• Model: 1699QXI3319
• Color: Polar Express Sleigh BellOther

Worst Dirty Santa Gift Ever: 110-Page Blank Lined Dirty Santa Gag Gift Idea

Worst Dirty Santa Gift Ever: 110-Page Blank Lined Dirty Santa Gag Gift

• UPC: 315233804