Best Friend Limerick Poems - April 2024

Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs

A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs- perfect for lovers of literature and pups alike“Dogs seldom make passesAt dogs passing gasses.”Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash?Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brilliance and wit we've always suspected our dogs were hiding from us. They also, it turns out, revere the human geniuses who came before them, as you’ll see with “There Is No Frigate Like A Pavement” - an homage to Emily Dickinson - and “Do Not ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00C5R73HY
• ASIN: B00C5R73HY
• Manufacturer: Plume

Good Chemistry (Good Clouds Book 1)

Dark and absurdly hilarious humor pieces, poems, and drawings. They will make you think. They will make you laugh. They will make you turn the page, ashamed.

• ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
• ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
• Manufacturer: Langan Mae

I'm Too Young To Be Seventy: And Other Delusions (Judith Viorst's Decades)

The beloved author of Forever Fifty and Suddenly Sixty tackles the ins and outs of becoming a septuagenarian with wry good humor. Fans of Viorst’s funny, touching, and wise decades poems will love these verses filled with witty advice and reflections on marriage, milestones, and middle-aged children.Viorst explores, among the many other issues of this stage of life, the state of our sex lives and teeth, how we can stay married though thermostatically incompatible, and the joys of grandparenthood and shopping. Readers will nod with rueful recognition when she asks, “Am I required to think o... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0743267745
• ASIN: 0743267745
• ISBN: 0743267745
• Brand: Judith Viorst
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

Unexpectedly Eighty: And Other Adaptations (Judith Viorst's Decades)

Judith Viorst returns with more poems in her “Decades” poetry series detailing the highs and lows of being an octogenarian. Continuing the comedic insight from I’m Too Young to be Seventy, these verses of memories and advice from eighty years of love, marriage, and grandchildren are sure to bring laughs.What does it mean to be eighty? In her wise and playful poems, Judith Viorst discusses love, friendship, grand parenthood, and all the particular marvels—and otherwise—of this extraordinary decade. She describes the wonder of seeing the world with new eyes—not because of revelation ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1439190291
• ASIN: 1439190291
• ISBN: 9781439190296
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

Egghead: Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone

A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians...EGGHEAD: Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas AloneBo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, r... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1455519138
• ASIN: 1455519138
• ISBN: 1455519138
• Brand: Bo Burnham
• Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

Suddenly Sixty: And Other Shocks of Later Life (Judith Viorst's Decades)

Judith Viorst is known and loved by readers of all ages, for children’s books such as Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day; nonfiction titles, including the bestseller Necessary Losses; and her collections of humorous poetry, which make perfect gifts for birthdays, Mother’s Day, graduation, Christmas, Chanukah, or at any time of year.Suddenly Sixty is a funny and touching book that speaks directly to the sixty-ish woman, inviting her to laugh about, sigh over, and come to hopeful terms with the complex issues of this decade of life. Among the poems in this charmingly... [Read More]

• ASIN: 068486763X
• ASIN: 068486763X
• ISBN: 068486763X
• Brand: SIMON & SCHUSTER
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

Aimless Love: New and Selected Poems

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER“America’s favorite poet.”—The Wall Street JournalFrom the two-term Poet Laureate of the United States Billy Collins comes his first volume of new and selected poems in twelve years. Aimless Love combines fifty new poems with generous selections from his four most recent books—Nine Horses, The Trouble with Poetry, Ballistics, and Horoscopes for the Dead. Collins’s unmistakable voice, which brings together plain speech with imaginative surprise, is clearly heard on every page, reminding us how he has managed to enrich the tapestry of contemporary poetry and ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0812982673
• ASIN: 0812982673
• ISBN: 0812982673
• Brand: Random House Trade
• Manufacturer: Random House

Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are? (Classic Seuss)

• ASIN: 0394827198
• ASIN: 0394827198
• ISBN: 0394827198
• Brand: Fun To Collect
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Amphigorey: Fifteen Books

• ASIN: 0399504338
• ASIN: 0399504338
• ISBN: 0399504338
• Brand: Perigee Books
• Manufacturer: G.P. Putnam's Sons

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories

• ASIN: 0688156819
• ASIN: 0688156819
• ISBN: 0688156819
• Brand: William Morrow Company
• Manufacturer: Rob Weisbach Books

Claw the System: Poems from the Cat Uprising

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano, comes a lesson from cats in resistance. Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Ju... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449495621
• UPC: 050837422476
• ASIN: 1449495621
• ISBN: 9781449495626
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

The Evil Garden

Great-Uncle Franz, beside the lake,Is being strangled by a snake.The peaches, apples, plums, and pearsAre guarded by ferocious bears.Alexa watches while her auntIs pulled feet first inside a plant.A happy, naive family enters the Evil Garden (free admission!) to spend a sunny afternoon in its inviting landscape, lush with exotic trees and flowers. They soon realize their mistake, as harrowing sounds and evidence of foul play emerge. When humongous hairy bugs, famished carnivorous plants, ferocious fruit-guarding bears, and a sinister strangling snake take charge, the family's ominous feelings ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0764958852
• ASIN: 0764958852
• ISBN: 0764958852
• Manufacturer: Pomegranate

Haikus for Jews: For You, a Little Wisdom

• ASIN: 060960502X
• ASIN: 060960502X
• ISBN: 060960502X
• Brand: Harmony
• Manufacturer: Harmony

Like Flamingos: (mostly) light-hearted poems (mostly) about life

Surface-level innuendos? Check. Nonsensical lines of poetry that have no business being written? You bet. Deep and unraveling thoughts? Yeah, those, too. No topic is off-limits when it comes to poking fun at life – ranging from love to loss to cringeworthy but laughable personal experiences to handling awkward situations, like when you forget someone’s name. Like Flamingos has it all, even a bunch of doodles to elicit a hearty chuckle and get your imagination in motion. Everything is in here, well, except flamingos.

• ASIN: 1722318252
• ASIN: 1722318252
• ISBN: 1722318252
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse

• ASIN: 0679435824
• ASIN: 0679435824
• ISBN: 0679435824
• Manufacturer: Villard

Best Loved Poems of American People

Collection of the most popular American poems grouped by subject including Love and friendship, Inspiration, and Faith and

• UPC: 461703
• Rating: 4.667

The 100 Best Poems of All Time

An anthology of poetry from around the world includes works by Homer, Dante, Shakespeare, Keats, Poe, both Brownings, Dickinson, Eliot, Neruda, Plath, and Angelou, as well as poems and songs that have entered popular

• UPC: 1071285
• Rating: 4.0

The Best Loved Poems of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis's favorite poems are collected here, selected by her daughter, including the work of Rudyard Kipling, William Shakespeare, Homer, Yeats, and Emily Dickinson, among others. 250,000 first

• UPC: 43151806
• Rating: 4.25

Poems and Limericks for Children (please read to me) - eBook

Poems and Limericks for Children has both humor and lifes lessons in an easy to read format to delight children and grand children when they ask, "please read to

• UPC: 402564330

How to Write Lyrical Limericks & Poems That Pay - eBook

Have you ever wanted to be good at writing verse? To amuse your friends or make some money with cleverly composed limericks or even song lyrics? The pleasure of creative writing is a reward in

• UPC: 530068650

The Best Poems of the English Language : From Chaucer Through Robert Frost

The great critic presents his personal selection, with commentary, of the finest poems in the English

• UPC: 5330962
• Rating: 4.0

Best Remembered Poems

The 126 poems in this superb collection of 19th and 20th century British and American verse range from famous poets such as Wordsworth, Tennyson, Whitman, and Frost to less well-known poets. Includes 10 selections from

• UPC: 34682218
• Rating: 4.0

Best Remembered Poems - eBook

The 126 poems in this superb collection of 19th and 20th century British and American verse range from the impassioned "Renascence" of Edna St. Vincent Millay to Edward Lear's whimsical "The Owl and the Pussycat"

• UPC: 688015887

I Can Learn Social Skills! : Poems About Getting Along, Being a Good Friend, and Growing Up

9781631982804

• UPC: 788911357

Our Best Friends: A collection of 90 Dog Poems - eBook

A comprehensive journey into the many facets of dogs lives which entertain and inform.They make you feel for Mans Best Friend Our Best Friends.They are astonishing in their range of empathy-provoking sentiment.If you want a

• UPC: 929184359