Best Funny Poems Ever - April 2024

Green Eggs and Ham (Beginner Books(R))

• ASIN: B00ESF277M
• ASIN: B00ESF277M
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they will begin a child on the adventure of a lifetime!

• ASIN: 0375851569
• ASIN: 0375851569
• ISBN: 0375851569
• Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Where the Sidewalk Ends: Poems and Drawings

• ASIN: 0060256672
• UPC: 201560256672
• ASIN: 0060256672
• ISBN: 0060256672
• Brand: Harper Collins
• Manufacturer: HarperCollins

Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane

100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief.Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is a picture book made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children’s book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural disaster. On September 19, 2018, Donald Trump paid a visit to New Bern, North Carolina, one of the towns ravaged by Hurricane Florence. It was there he showed deep concern for a boat that washed ashore. “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07HPFY5TM
• ASIN: B07HPFY5TM
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

The Screwtape Letters

The Screwtape Letters by C.S.  Lewis is a classic masterpiece of religious satire that entertains readers with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below." At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis's The Screwtape Letters is the most engaging account of temptation—and triumph over it—ever written. 

• ASIN: 0060652934
• ASIN: 0060652934
• ISBN: 0060652934
• Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
• Size: 0.58" H x 8.03" L x 5.44" W (0.4 lbs) 160 pages
• Manufacturer: HarperOne

Fox in Socks (Beginner Books(R))

• ASIN: B00ESF2772
• ASIN: B00ESF2772
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide.   Sent by their mother to live with their devout, self-sufficient grandmother in a small Southern town, Maya and her brother, Bailey, endure the ache of abandonment and the prejudice of the local “powhitetrash.” At eight years old and back at her mother’s side in St. Lo... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0345514408
• ASIN: 0345514408
• ISBN: 0345514408
• Brand: Angelou, Maya
• Manufacturer: Ballantine Books

Trigger Warning: Short Fictions and Disturbances

Multiple award winning, #1 New York Times bestselling author Neil Gaiman returns to dazzle, captivate, haunt, and entertain with this third collection of short fiction following Smoke and Mirrors and Fragile Things—which includes a never-before published American Gods story, “Black Dog,” written exclusively for this volume.In this new anthology, Neil Gaiman pierces the veil of reality to reveal the enigmatic, shadowy world that lies beneath. Trigger Warning includes previously published pieces of short fiction—stories, verse, and a very special Doctor Who story that was written for the... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00KPV9PIW
• ASIN: B00KPV9PIW
• Manufacturer: William Morrow

Inside Out and Back Again

• ASIN: B0045U9WRS
• ASIN: B0045U9WRS
• Manufacturer: HarperCollins

The Night Before First Grade

It’'s the night before the Big Day—-first grade! Penny is excited to start the year with her best friend right beside her in the same classroom. This humorous take on Clement C. Moore’s classic tale has a perfect twist ending that will surprise readers —as well as the "heroine" of the story— and help all about-to-be first-graders through their own back-to-school jitters.

• ASIN: 0448437473
• ASIN: 0448437473
• ISBN: 0448437473
• Brand: Grosset amp; Dunlap
• Manufacturer: Grosset & Dunlap

The Third Wheel (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7)

• ASIN: B005CRQ4GU
• ASIN: B005CRQ4GU
• Manufacturer: Amulet Books

Moo Baa La La La

This raucous story about the sounds animals make—including three pigs who say "la la la!"—is just right for reading aloud.Serious silliness for all ages. Artist Sandra Boynton is back and better than ever with completely redrawn versions of her multi-million selling board books. These whimsical and hilarious books, featuring nontraditional texts and her famous animal characters, have been printed on thick board pages, and are sure to educate and entertain children of all ages.

• ASIN: 067144901X
• UPC: 642688055561
• ASIN: 067144901X
• ISBN: 067144901X
• Brand: Little Simon
• Manufacturer: Little Simon

The Hiccupotamus

“There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-the-wall read-aloud. HIC! HIC! HIC!

• ASIN: 0761456228
• ASIN: 0761456228
• ISBN: 0761456228
• Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
• Manufacturer: Two Lions

Horton Hears a Who! (Classic Seuss)

• ASIN: B00ESF27ZY
• ASIN: B00ESF27ZY
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site (Hardcover Books for Toddlers, Preschool Books for Kids)

• ASIN: 0811877825
• ASIN: 0811877825
• ISBN: 0811877825
• Brand: Hachette Book
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

The Nerdiest, Wimpiest, Dorkiest I Funny Ever (Hardcover)

Comedian Jamie Grimm, accompanied by Uncle Frank, New Aunt Flora, and friends, circles the globe as host of regional competitions, then competes, himself, in the Planet's Funniest Kid Worldwide

• UPC: 159724155
• Rating: 4.182

Funny Girl : Funniest. Stories. Ever.

A collection of humorous stories from over two dozen contemporary female writers, as well as autobiographical essays, comics, poems, and comic

• UPC: 55425594
• Rating: 4.0

Journal For Cat Mom: Best Cat Mom Ever Funny Kitty Mother Journal To Write In Favorite Poems, Experiences, Notes, Quotes, Stories Of Cats - Cute Kitte

Journal For Cat Mom: Best Cat Mom Ever Funny Kitty Mother Journal To Write In Favorite Poems, Experiences, Notes, Quotes, Stories Of Cats - Cute

• UPC: 449191347

My Teacher's In Detention : Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

This collection contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches.

• UPC: 4724377

I'm the Crazy Aunt Linda Everyone Warned You about : Funny Personalized Gift Notebook for the Best Auntie Ever

I'm the Crazy Aunt Linda Everyone Warned You about: Funny Personalized Gift Notebook for the Best Auntie

• UPC: 405129556

Monsters Unchained! : Over 1,000 Drop-Dead Funny Jokes, Riddles, and Poems about Scary, Slimy, Slithery, Spooky, Slobbery Creatures

From the Abominable Snowman to zombies, Monsters Unchained! is the funniest monster book you'll find. This collection contains more than 1,000 puns, riddles, narratives, poems, arranged in an alphabetical parade of more than 20 classical

• UPC: 38405225

44 Best Ever Fart Jokes & Poems - eBook

44 of the funniest, stinkiest, most EXPLOSIVE fart jokes and poems ever! Ages: 6+ Q: What do you get if you mix a fart with dessert? A: Smelly jelly! Q: Why are farts so poor?

• UPC: 419696346

Animal Jokes For Adults - The Best Jokes Ever: Funny, dirty and so hilarious! (Illustrated Edition) - eBook

Enjoy the best animal jokes for adults: dirty, funny and smutty!A great collection of short and long jokes that are sure to make you laugh.We promise you:These jokes will make you pee your

• UPC: 692713039

I Brought My Rat for Show-and-Tell : And Other Funny School Poems

Grosset & Dunlap introduces All Aboard Poetry Readers, an exciting new series for early readers that emphasizes humor, rhythm, and themes that celebrate what it means to be a kid. Full

• UPC: 25243445

The Best Poems Ever - eBook

Product Description: The poems and short stories in this book, is a mixture of all of Cindy's best poems and short stories. This book has a few new poems and short stories that Cindy has

• UPC: 528796080

Poet Shot Glass - Best Poet Ever - Funny Gift For Poets - Poetry Poetic - A...

• UPC: 273537694230
• Category: Shot Glasses
• Price: 9 USD