Best Funny Poems For Kids - April 2024

The Armpit of Doom: Funny Poems for Kids

Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.

• ASIN: 1477590285
• ASIN: 1477590285
• ISBN: 1477590285
• Brand: Brand: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

No More Homework! No More Tests!: Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems (Giggle Poetry)

No More Homework! No More Tests! includes the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book. These hilarious poems were written by a number of poets, including Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, David L. Harrison, Colin McNaughton, Carol Diggory Shields, Kalli Dakos, and Bruce Lansky. Sillier than a teacher with hiccups, funnier than toilet paper stuck to the bottom of the principal’s shoe, it is certain to have readers laughing by the first page. This book puts the cool back in school and makes students WANT to write and read poetry.

• ASIN: 0671577026
• ASIN: 0671577026
• ISBN: 0671577026
• Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

Where the Sidewalk Ends: Poems and Drawings

• ASIN: 0060256672
• UPC: 201560256672
• ASIN: 0060256672
• ISBN: 0060256672
• Brand: Harper Collins
• Manufacturer: HarperCollins

The Hiccupotamus

“There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-the-wall read-aloud. HIC! HIC! HIC!

• ASIN: B0074V3BKY
• ASIN: B0074V3BKY
• Manufacturer: Two Lions

Kids Pick The Funniest Poems

Betcha laugh!This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It’s a classic because it’s the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children’s poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.

• ASIN: 067174769X
• ASIN: 067174769X
• ISBN: 067174769X
• Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

Ricky, the Rock That Couldn't Roll (You Rock Group)

Follow 14 spunky rocks and one wise little ladybug in a fun, funny and heartwarming story about the importance of friendship and the power of perseverance. Get ready to meet a new rock group! From zippy, little pebbles to big strong boulders, the rocks get together to play and roll around their favorite hill, only to find that one of their friends, Ricky, can't roll with them. Unlike all of the others, who are all round, Ricky can't roll because he's flat on one side. His friends didn't get it."Come roll!" they would chant. So Ricky tried, but replied, "I'm sorry, I can't." Determined not to ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0578198037
• ASIN: 0578198037
• ISBN: 0578198037
• Manufacturer: New Paige Pr Llc

Kindergarten, Here I Come!

Get ready for school with these fun poems! This adorable picture book celebrates all the familiar milestones and moments shared by every single kindergartener. Whether it's the first-day-of-school jitters or the hundredth-day-of-school party, every aspect of the kindergarten experience is introduced with a light and funny poem--not to mention charming illustrations.

• ASIN: 0448456249
• ASIN: 0448456249
• ISBN: 0448456249
• Brand: Brand: Grosset Dunlap
• Manufacturer: Grosset & Dunlap

If Animals Kissed Good Night

The bestselling book in Ann Whitford Paul and David Walker's adorable animal series―and don't miss the follow-up, If Animals Said I Love You!If animals kissedlike we kiss good night,Giraffe and his calfwould stretch their necks highand kiss just beneaththe top of the sky.In a cozy bedtime chat with her mom, a young girl wonders how animal families might say good night. Would Wolf and his pup "kiss and then HOWL"? Would Bear and her cub "kiss and then GROWL"? But what about Sloth and her baby? They move soooo slooowwwww . . . they're sure to be kissing from early evening until long after ever... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0374300216
• ASIN: 0374300216
• ISBN: 0374300216
• Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

What I Did on My Summer Vacation: Kids' Favorite Funny Summer Vacation Poems (Giggle Poetry)

Another first for Bruce Lansky: the first funny poetry book about summer vacation! It will entertain kids all summer, whether they're away at camp, traveling cross country in a hybrid or staying home with a bookshelf full of good summer reading. What I Did on My Summer Vacation contains over 40 sidesplitting poems about summer vacation that cover everything from the much-anticipated last day of school to family road trips, wacky days at summer camp, learning how to swim, dizzying roller coaster rides at amusement parks, fun-filled days at the beach, and finally, the dreaded first day of school... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1416970479
• ASIN: 1416970479
• ISBN: 1416970479
• Brand: Meadowbrook Press
• Manufacturer: Meadowbrook

The Pajama Zoo Parade: The Funniest Bedtime ABC Book (Short and Funny Bedtime Stories for Children Ages 3-5, that Every Parent will Enjoy) (The Funniest ABC Books 2)

It's time for jammies, blankies, and snuggles with a cozy bedtime story. Your little one will love to go on an adventure night after night and see something new each time in this adorable, colorful storybook. Little baby zoo animals ready for bed make their way to dreamland, but not before they go on an adorable, colorful pajama parade.It's time for bed... Hip hip hooray! Let's all give a cheer!The day is through. We've had such fun. Now sleepy time draws near.Before you drift away to dream, let's check in at the zoo.I hear they're having a parade and a pajama party too! Who's the favorite ton... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07CR5N6DJ
• ASIN: B07CR5N6DJ

Kids Joke Book: Fully illustrated children's book, containing hundreds of funny jokes and daft poems! (Best kids Jokes)

This wonderful joke book contains hundreds and hundreds of delightfully funny jokes and daft poems that the whole family will love. Fully illustrated from the start to the finish by Mr Krispell’s pen, if your looking for a gift that will bring laughter and joy, you won’t be disappointed by this book.

• ASIN: 1976905281
• ASIN: 1976905281
• ISBN: 1976905281
• Manufacturer: Independently published

My Teacher's In Detention: Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems (Giggle Poetry)

This book delivers 45 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and school lunches. Well-known poets Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, and Robert Pottle—plus many more great Giggle Poets—wrote these gems.My Teacher's In Detention contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches. The book contains poems by well-known poets, including Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, and more great "giggle poets." Editor and contributor Bruce Lansky is one of North America's three... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0689052456
• ASIN: 0689052456
• ISBN: 0689052456
• Brand: Meadowbrook Press
• Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they will begin a child on the adventure of a lifetime!

• ASIN: 0375851569
• ASIN: 0375851569
• ISBN: 0375851569
• Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Riddles and Rhymes: What Did the ABCs Feed the Animals: Bedtime with a Smile Picture Books (Get Smart While Having Fun Book 1)

The Value of Riddles and RhymesGet Smart While Having FunTwenty six clever Riddle Rhymes that entertain and engage children:Allie the AlligatorWanted to eat She asked the letter AFor her favorite treat What did the letter A give Allie?In addition to the riddle's answer (a food that begins with the letter A), kids will also gain knowledge about each of the 26 animals' feeding habits:For example: Alligators sometimes snack on fruit, but they usually eat fish, turtles, mammals, and reptiles. Young alligators also eat worms, snails, and insects.Plus Fun Fact: Alligators continue to grow throughout... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07VP28ZMQ
• ASIN: B07VP28ZMQ
• Manufacturer: MazorBooks

Claw the System: Poems from the Cat Uprising

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano, comes a lesson from cats in resistance. Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Ju... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449495621
• UPC: 050837422476
• ASIN: 1449495621
• ISBN: 9781449495626
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Best Dad In The Galaxy: Cat and Toy Mouse Funny Cute Father's Day Journal Notebook From Sons Daughters Girls and Boys of All Ages. Great Gift Paperback

Best Dad In The Galaxy: Cat and Toy Mouse Funny Cute Father's Day Journal Notebook From Sons Daughters Girls and Boys of All Ages. Great Gift Height : 0.26 In Length : 9.00 In Width

• UPC: 907618635

No More Homework! No More Tests! : Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

A light-hearted collection of poems about the trials and tribulations of going to school, by such authors as Bruce Lansky, Carol Diggory Shields, Jack Prelutsky, and Joyce

• UPC: 391222
• Rating: 3.5

My Teacher's In Detention : Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

This collection contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches.

• UPC: 4724377

100 Best Poems for Children

Books : 100 Best Poems for Children (Puffin Poetry)

• UPC: 772242114
• Rating: 5.0

If I Were in Charge of the World and Other Worries : Poems for Children and Their Parents

Forty-one poems reveal a variety of secret thoughts, worries, and

• UPC: 25668623
• Rating: 4.5

My Best Friend Is As Sharp As a Pencil: And Other Funny Classroom Portraits - eBook

Here's the perfect back-to-school gift for budding artists. Like the creator's previous picture book, My Dog Is as Smelly as Dirty Socks, this picture book encourages children to be creative and make their own object

• UPC: 109556927
• Rating: 5.0

My Best Friend Is As Sharp As a Pencil: And Other Funny Classroom Portraits

This picture book comprised of classroom portraits made out of such objects as pencils, a globe, and a magnifying glass encourages children to be creative and make their own object portraits. Full

• UPC: 12340709
• Rating: 5.0

Monsters Unchained! : Over 1,000 Drop-Dead Funny Jokes, Riddles, and Poems about Scary, Slimy, Slithery, Spooky, Slobbery Creatures

From the Abominable Snowman to zombies, Monsters Unchained! is the funniest monster book you'll find. This collection contains more than 1,000 puns, riddles, narratives, poems, arranged in an alphabetical parade of more than 20 classical

• UPC: 38405225

I Brought My Rat for Show-and-Tell : And Other Funny School Poems

Grosset & Dunlap introduces All Aboard Poetry Readers, an exciting new series for early readers that emphasizes humor, rhythm, and themes that celebrate what it means to be a kid. Full

• UPC: 25243445

What I Did on My Summer Vacation : Kids' Favorite Funny Summer Vacation Poems

Over forty humorous poems about summer

• UPC: 10758662