Best Funny Poems Of All Time - April 2024

Slouching Towards Bethlehem: Essays

The “dazzling” and essential portrayal of 1960s America from the author of South and West and The Year of Magical Thinking (The New York Times). Capturing the tumultuous landscape of the United States, and in particular California, during a pivotal era of social change, the first work of nonfiction from one of American literature’s most distinctive prose stylists is a modern classic.   In twenty razor-sharp essays that redefined the art of journalism, National Book Award–winning author Joan Didion reports on a society gripped by a deep generational divide, from the “misplaced childr... [Read More]

• ASIN: B06XRSTBMN
• ASIN: B06XRSTBMN
• Brand: Unknown
• Manufacturer: Open Road Media

Green Eggs and Ham

• ASIN: 0394800168
• UPC: 033500318412
• ASIN: 0394800168
• ISBN: 0545002850
• Brand: Ingram Book & Distributor
• Manufacturer: Beginner Books/Random House

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Classic Seuss)

• ASIN: B00ESF285S
• ASIN: B00ESF285S
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they will begin a child on the adventure of a lifetime!

• ASIN: 0375851569
• ASIN: 0375851569
• ISBN: 0375851569
• Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Fox in Socks (Beginner Books(R))

• ASIN: B00ESF2772
• ASIN: B00ESF2772
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Sneezy the Snowman

B-R-R-R-R! AH-CHOO! Sneezy the Snowman is cold, cold, cold. To warm up, he drinks cocoa, sits in a hot tub, stands near a warm fire – and melts! But the children know just what to do to build him up again – and make him feel "just right". Hilarity chills the air with playful mixed-media illustrations by Stephen Gilpin as Sneezy attempts to warm himself with some silly results.

• ASIN: B008NBZ43G
• ASIN: B008NBZ43G
• Manufacturer: Two Lions

The Screwtape Letters

The Screwtape Letters by C.S.  Lewis is a classic masterpiece of religious satire that entertains readers with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below." At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis's The Screwtape Letters is the most engaging account of temptation—and triumph over it—ever written. 

• ASIN: 0060652934
• ASIN: 0060652934
• ISBN: 0060652934
• Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
• Size: 0.58" H x 8.03" L x 5.44" W (0.4 lbs) 160 pages
• Manufacturer: HarperOne

The Men We Became: My Friendship with John F. Kennedy, Jr.

For over twenty years Robert Littell was John F. Kennedy Jr.'s closest confidant. Now, in a beautiful and moving memoir, Littell introduces us to the private John. A story of laughter and sorrow, joy and heartbreak, The Men We Became is an unforgettable memoir. Rob Littell was a freshman at Brown when he met the young JFK, Jr. during orientation week. Although Littell came from a privileged background, it was worlds apart from the glamorous life of the son of the late President and Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Eager to be accepted on his own terms, Kennedy admired Littell's irreverence tow... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00E715FU8
• ASIN: B00E715FU8
• Manufacturer: St. Martin's Press

The Best of Simple: Stories (American Century)

Langston Hughes's stories about Jesse B. Semple--first composed for a weekly column in the Chicago Defender and then collected in Simple Speaks His Mind, Simple Takes a Wife, and Simple Stakes a Claim--have been read and loved by hundreds of thousands of readers. In The Best of Simple, the author picked his favorites from these earlier volumes, stories that not only have proved popular but are now part of a great and growing literary tradition.Simple might be considered an Everyman for black Americans. Hughes himself wrote: "...these tales are about a great many people--although they are stori... [Read More]

• ASIN: B015MP6J98
• ASIN: B015MP6J98
• Manufacturer: Hill and Wang

The Cat in the Hat

• ASIN: 039480001X
• UPC: 000394800019
• ASIN: 039480001X
• ISBN: 039480001X
• Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

All the World (Classic Board Books)

All the world is here. It is there. It is everywhere. All the world is right where you are. Now. This simple, profound, Caldecott Honor story is now available as a Classic Board Book.Following a circle of family and friends through the course of a day from morning until night, this book affirms the importance of all things great and small in our world, from the tiniest shell on the beach, to the warmth of family connections, to the widest sunset sky.Now available as a Classic Board Book, this Caldecott Honor picture book written by Liz Garton Scanlon and illustrated by Marla Frazee is perfect ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1481431218
• ASIN: 1481431218
• ISBN: 1481431218
• Brand: Little Simon
• Manufacturer: Little Simon

Moo Baa La La La

This raucous story about the sounds animals make—including three pigs who say "la la la!"—is just right for reading aloud.Serious silliness for all ages. Artist Sandra Boynton is back and better than ever with completely redrawn versions of her multi-million selling board books. These whimsical and hilarious books, featuring nontraditional texts and her famous animal characters, have been printed on thick board pages, and are sure to educate and entertain children of all ages.

• ASIN: 067144901X
• UPC: 642688055561
• ASIN: 067144901X
• ISBN: 067144901X
• Brand: Little Simon
• Manufacturer: Little Simon

The Hiccupotamus

“There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-the-wall read-aloud. HIC! HIC! HIC!

• ASIN: 0761456228
• ASIN: 0761456228
• ISBN: 0761456228
• Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
• Manufacturer: Two Lions

If Animals Kissed Good Night

The bestselling book in Ann Whitford Paul and David Walker's adorable animal series―and don't miss the follow-up, If Animals Said I Love You!If animals kissedlike we kiss good night,Giraffe and his calfwould stretch their necks highand kiss just beneaththe top of the sky.In a cozy bedtime chat with her mom, a young girl wonders how animal families might say good night. Would Wolf and his pup "kiss and then HOWL"? Would Bear and her cub "kiss and then GROWL"? But what about Sloth and her baby? They move soooo slooowwwww . . . they're sure to be kissing from early evening until long after ever... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0374300216
• ASIN: 0374300216
• ISBN: 0374300216
• Brand: Paul, Ann Whitford/ Walker, David (ILT)
• Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

Where Do Diggers Sleep at Night?

"What happens when it's time for busy diggers to wind down and go to sleep? Many of the same bedtime rituals as little girls and boys. The sweet reminder that toys will be waiting for young readers in the morning is a nice added touch at the end." - Seira Wilson, Amazon EditorGetting to dreamland has never been more fun with this board book version of the beloved construction bedtime tale.The bedtime rituals of these little diggers and dump trucks will be quite familar to kids saying goodnight. Young readers will surely identify with little fire engines, tractors, and monster trucks as they a... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0385374151
• ASIN: 0385374151
• ISBN: 0385374151
• Brand: Sayres, Brianna Caplan/ Slade, Christian (ILT)
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

The 100 Best Poems of All Time

An anthology of poetry from around the world includes works by Homer, Dante, Shakespeare, Keats, Poe, both Brownings, Dickinson, Eliot, Neruda, Plath, and Angelou, as well as poems and songs that have entered popular

• UPC: 1071285
• Rating: 4.0

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip "Sally Forth" helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant

• UPC: 20663081
• Rating: 4.25

Best Loved Poems of American People

Collection of the most popular American poems grouped by subject including Love and friendship, Inspiration, and Faith and

• UPC: 461703
• Rating: 4.667

My Teacher's In Detention : Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

This collection contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches.

• UPC: 4724377

No More Homework! No More Tests! : Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

A light-hearted collection of poems about the trials and tribulations of going to school, by such authors as Bruce Lansky, Carol Diggory Shields, Jack Prelutsky, and Joyce

• UPC: 391222
• Rating: 3.5

Monsters Unchained! : Over 1,000 Drop-Dead Funny Jokes, Riddles, and Poems about Scary, Slimy, Slithery, Spooky, Slobbery Creatures

From the Abominable Snowman to zombies, Monsters Unchained! is the funniest monster book you'll find. This collection contains more than 1,000 puns, riddles, narratives, poems, arranged in an alphabetical parade of more than 20 classical

• UPC: 38405225

Read Me and Laugh : A Funny Poem for Every Day of the Year. Chosen by Gaby Morgan

Books : Read Me and Laugh: A funny poem for every day of the year chosen by

• UPC: 543528992

My Best Friend Is As Sharp As a Pencil: And Other Funny Classroom Portraits

This picture book comprised of classroom portraits made out of such objects as pencils, a globe, and a magnifying glass encourages children to be creative and make their own object portraits. Full

• UPC: 12340709
• Rating: 5.0

My Best Friend Is As Sharp As a Pencil: And Other Funny Classroom Portraits - eBook

Here's the perfect back-to-school gift for budding artists. Like the creator's previous picture book, My Dog Is as Smelly as Dirty Socks, this picture book encourages children to be creative and make their own object

• UPC: 109556927
• Rating: 5.0

Best Korean Poems Collection : Anthology of Korean Poetry

Meet the very finest of Korean poetry. This compilation of best Korean poems bring you the essence of Korean zeitgeist of the time, covering the early 1900's to the late 1900's. Also ideal for advanced

• UPC: 688089037