Best Humorous Speeches Of All Time - April 2024

Peanut Butter & Cupcake

For fans of The Day the Crayons Quit, Little Pea, or How Are You Peeling?What’s a little piece of bread to do when he’s feeling lonely? Find a friend, of course!And that’s exactly what Peanut Butter tries to do. But sometimes friends are hard to come by, especially when Hamburger has to walk his (hot) dogs, Cupcake is too busy building castles in her sprinkle box, and Egg laughs so hard he starts to crack up! Does Peanut Butter have a soulmate? Young readers will know the answer long before Peanut Butter does and laugh along with each mismatched pairing.In a story that pairs silliness wi... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0399167730
• ASIN: 0399167730
• ISBN: 0399167730
• Brand: Philomel Books
• Manufacturer: Philomel Books

Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets

George and Harold are usually responsible kids -- whenever anything bad happens, George and Harold are usually responsible! This time, their latest prank backfires, and they accidentally invent an army of terrifying talking toilets. Luckily, they know a superhero with enough snap in his waistband to save the day! This looks like another job for the amazing Captain Underpants!

• ASIN: 0590634275
• ASIN: 0590634275
• ISBN: 9780590634274
• Brand: The Blue Sky Press
• Manufacturer: Scholastic

Keep It Shut: What to Say, How to Say It, and When to Say Nothing at All

Keep It Shut by Karen Ehman explores how to better control your tongue, knowing what to say and how to say it, and realizing when it is best to say nothing at all.From Bible times to modern times women have struggled with their words. What to say and how to say it. What not to say. When it is best to remain silent. And what to do when you’ve said something you wish you could now take back. In this book a woman whose mouth has gotten her into loads of trouble shares the hows (and how-not-tos) of dealing with the tongue.Beyond just a “how not to gossip” book, this book explores what the Bi... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00J1UEAN8
• ASIN: B00J1UEAN8
• Brand: Zondervan
• Manufacturer: Zondervan

Stupidest Things Ever Said: Book of All-Time Stupidest Top 10 Lists

Not just stupidity, but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it’s the cre`me de la cre`me of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one:The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles:1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry 2. Constipation and our Civilization 3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters 5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating 6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals 7. Be Bold W... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0761165916
• ASIN: 0761165916
• ISBN: 0761165916
• Brand: Workman Publishing Company
• Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

Parts

I just don't know what's going onOr why it has to beBut every day it's something worseWhat's happening to me?So begins this uproarious new story from the best-selling creator of No Jumping on the Bed!,Green Wilma, and other popular books. The young narrator has discovered a disturbing trend: There's fuzz in his belly button his toes are peeling and something just fell out of his nose. The last straw is a loose tooth, which convinces him of the awful truth his parts are coming unglued!Parts deals with a subject of deepest interest to every young child: the stuff our bodies shed. Parents will ap... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0803720408
• ASIN: 0803720408
• ISBN: 9780803720404
• Brand: Puffin
• Manufacturer: Dial Books

Denton Little's Still Not Dead (Denton Little Series)

"Denton and his quirky friends are laugh-out-loud funny, even as their riotous adventures raise deeper questions about science, government control, life, and death." -- SLJ You only live once—unless you’re Denton Little!   Denton Little lives in a world exactly like our own except that everyone knows the day on which they will die. The good news: Denton has lived through his deathdate. Yay! The bad news: He’s being chased by the DIA (Death Investigation Agency), he can never see his family again, and he may now die anytime. Huh. Cheating death isn’t quite as awesome as Denton would h... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0553497006
• ASIN: 0553497006
• ISBN: 0553497006
• Brand: Alfred A Knopf Books for Young Readers
• Manufacturer: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Roughing It by Mark Twain, Fiction, Classics

A book of semi-autobiographical travel literature written by American humorist Mark Twain. It was written during 1870–71 and published in 1872 as a prequel to his first book The Innocents Abroad (1869). This book tells of Twain's adventures prior to his pleasure cruise related in Innocents Abroad."This book is merely a personal narrative, and not a pretentious history or a philosophical dissertation. It is a record of several years of variegated vagabondizing, and its object is rather to help the resting reader while away an idle hour than afflict him with metaphysics, or goad him with scien... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1598184458
• ASIN: 1598184458
• ISBN: 1598184458
• Manufacturer: Aegypan

Hello My Name Is Frank

• ASIN: B01FYNHSR0
• ASIN: B01FYNHSR0

Trump Huuuge - Funny President Trump Birthday Card with Envelope (Big 8.5 x 11 Inch) - Political, Hilarious Happy Birthday Greeting Card - Donald Trump Bday Congratulations, Celebration J2557BDG

BIG FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (Letterhead Sized: 8.5 x 11 Inch)No one can confuse our political 8. 5 x 11 inch happy birthday card for anything but pure fun and appreciation for Trump supporters . . . or not??? Like kids in a candy store, your friend and family member's eyes will light up as they see the thought, appreciation, and effort you put into their big day. Add a photo or money gift to this card to make it even greater . . . if it's even possible!OVER 39 YEARS OF FUNNY Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01GQZT5Q2
• UPC: 745469033465
• ASIN: B01GQZT5Q2
• Brand: NobleWorks
• Size: 1 Jumbo Birthday Card & Enve. (J2557BDG)
• Manufacturer: Nobleworks

Ambesonne Retro Shower Curtain by, Comic Book Style Speech Bubbles Effects Humorous Fun Pop Art Contemporary Design, Fabric Bathroom Decor Set with Hooks, 75 Inches Long, Multicolor

Makeover your bathroom with just a single touch! Start with these fun and decorative shower curtains. SIZE: 75 INCHES LONG and 69 INCHES WIDE. Our unique & modern designs match well with various color palettes of towels, rugs, bathroom mats and any other bathroom accessories. Its a quick and luxurious way to refresh and change the appearance of a bathroom, power room, restroom, master bathroom, kids bathroom, guest suite or hotel bath without a big expense. High resolution pictures bring a 3D like realistic experience to your life. Colors won't fade thanks to new digital printing methods. It's... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0743K335Z
• ASIN: B0743K335Z
• Brand: Ambesonne
• Size: 75" Long
• Manufacturer: Ambesonne

C COABALLA Retro Stylish Door Mat,Comic Book Style Speech Bubbles Explosion Boom Blast Effects Humorous Fun Pop Art for Office Home,15.7" W x 23.6" L

Fits Into A Range Of Styles: Modern, Household, Rustic, Casual, And Transitional. Perfect For Any Rooms: Living Room, Bedroom, Dining Room, Or Home Office. Add Life Atmosphere: Add A Good Life Atmosphere To Your House.The Door Mat Should Be Washed In Cold Water And No Bleach Should Be Used. We Don't Recommend Machine Wash. Because The Pressure And Heat May Damage It. We Recommend That You Buy Two More Door Mats So That They Can Be Changed And Washed.PRODUCT KEYWORD:NDVKGR

• ASIN: B07VN95W2Z
• ASIN: B07VN95W2Z
• Brand: C COABALLA
• Size: 15.7"W x 23.6"L
• Manufacturer: C COABALLA

Detangling Hair Brush Soft Comb Cushion Air Comic Book Style Speech Bubbles Explosion Boom Blast Effects Humorous Fun Pop Art Hairbrush for Women Reducing Hair Breakage and Frizzy, No More Tangle

Personalised Design Fashion Hair Brush for Women Girls ▶Are you tired of spending a long time in the bathroom dealing with pulling or tugging your hair? Choose our Air Cushion Comb, which will solve this terrible problem. ▶ Air Cushion brush is perfect for Wet, Dry, Thick, Thin, Fine, Straight, Curly, Wavy, Long, Short, Coarse, Frizzy or Damaged Hair. ▶massages your scalp to keep your hair more smooth gloss and healthy. ▶No More Knots, Reduce Hair loss, Dandruff and Split Ends. ▶As a Birthday or Christmas Gift to your Dad/Mom/Son/Girlfriend/Boyfriend. ▶Happy shopping experience com... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07TKRXW6G
• ASIN: B07TKRXW6G
• Brand: SCOCICI
• Size: 2.75 x 8.66 inch
• Manufacturer: HongKong Fudan Investment Co., Limited

Printed Case for Tablet Samsung Galaxy Tab E9.6 T560 T561 PU Leather for Samsung SM-T560 / T561,Retro,Comic Book Style Speech Bubbles Explosion Boom Blast Effects Humorous Fun Pop Art,Multicolor

Protect your Samsung Galaxy Tab with this Fintie Slim Shell Case at all times! The Slim Shell Case sports a simple and classy design. The back shell is made from durable polycarbonate material so you do not need to worry about any damages. All features of the tablet are accessible even with the case on. It even includes a camera hole so you can take pictures and videos without removing it. Watch movies and listen to music clearly with speaker holes! This one piece case will fit your tablet like a glove. The Fintie Slim Shell Case comes in a variety of bright, fun colors, the widest selections ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07TZSNG5M
• ASIN: B07TZSNG5M
• Brand: SCOCICI
• Size: Case for Tablet Samsung Galaxy E9.6 T560 T561
• Manufacturer: HongKong Fudan Investment Co., Limited

SCOCICI Waterproof Washable Baby Diaper Changing Pad Mat Comic Book Style Speech Bubbles Explosion Boom Blast Effects Humorous Fun Pop Art Portable and Foldable Infant Large Nappy Mat 20x27 inch

Skin-friendly material keeps baby comfy on the diaper changing pad,it can also provide your baby a clean and safe place for baby diapering.This changing mat can help you quick and easy lay your baby down,get them cleaned up and makes baby changing easy-no matter where you are,like the park or shopping center. Our portable diaper change mat is waterproof and lightweight,foldable changing pad can be squeezed in any bag,you can take it every time on the go.Easy to use,easy to wipe clean. Pls Note (1) Size maybe exist a measurement error of 1-3 cm, Please Check whether it fits your size before yo... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07VRJ8BSS
• ASIN: B07VRJ8BSS
• Brand: SCOCICI
• Size: 20"x27"
• Manufacturer: HongKong Fudan Investment Co., Limited

Retro Picnic Blanket with Tote,Comic Book Style Speech Bubbles Explosion Boom Blast Effects Humorous Fun Pop Art Sandproof & Waterproof Picnic Mat Tote for Camping Hiking Grass Travelling,Multicolor

All of our products are designed with three values in mind: simplicity, functionality, and responsibility. Simplicity, for a beautiful, clean aesthetic that begs to be enjoyed. Functionality, for ease-of-use that can always be relied upon. SoSung Picnic Blanket--Keep from dirtying Just because you like nature, doesn't mean you have to bring it home with you in the form of dirt, bugs, and germs. Our blanket lets you enjoy the outdoors without dirtying your clothes and personal items. SoSung Foldable Outdoors Picnic Blanket Large Enough for a Group, Small Enough for a Backpack 1.Made of 600D ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07VRMS6DN
• ASIN: B07VRMS6DN
• Brand: SoSung
• Size: 57x59 inches
• Manufacturer: HongKong Fudan Investment Co., Limited

Putting the Antics Back in Semantics Speech-Language Pathologist : SLP Gifts, Speech Therapist Notebook, Best Speech Therapist, Floral SLP Gift for Notes Journaling, Speech Therapist Gifts, Speech Therapy Gifts, 6x9 College Ruled Notebook

This SLP notebook features a beautiful floral journal design and makes a perfect Speech Language Pathologist Gift! SLP gifts are so nice to give at the end of the school year or when dismissed from

• UPC: 761770274

The Best American Humorous Short Stories - eBook

Although every literary tradition has its own rich vein of humor writing, there's something about American humor that sets it apart from the pack in terms of accessibility and lack of pretension. This volume includes

• UPC: 988432917
• Rating: 3.0

Masterpieces of Negro Eloquence: The Best Speeches Delivered by The Negro From The Days of Slavery to The Present Time - eBook

The Library of Alexandria is an independent small business publishing house. We specialize in bringing back to live rare, historical and ancient Books. This includes manuscripts such as: classical fiction, philosophy, science, Religion, folklore, mythology,

• UPC: 551762924

Speech Therapists Are Fabulous and Magical Like Unicorns Only Better : Best Speech Therapist Ever Unicorn Gift Notebook

Best Speech Therapist Ever Unicorn Gift Notebook. 6x9 lined

• UPC: 908437794

The Best American Humorous Short Stories

The Best American Humorous Short

• UPC: 9728734
• Rating: 3.0

The Best American Humorous Short Stories (1920)

This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the original. Due to its age, it may contain imperfections such as marks, notations, marginalia and flawed pages. Because we believe this work is culturally important,

• UPC: 10729482
• Rating: 3.0

The Best American Humorous Short Stories

The Best American Humorous Short

• UPC: 904566788
• Rating: 3.0

The Best American Humorous Short Stories

The Best American Humorous Short

• UPC: 10198706
• Rating: 3.0

105 Greatest Living Authors Present the World's Best, V1 : Stories, Humor, Drama, Biography, History, Essays and Poetry

105 Greatest Living Authors Present the World's Best, V1: Stories, Humor, Drama, Biography, History, Essays and

• UPC: 190933902
• Rating: 3.0

How to Write a Winning Humorous Speech (Ecourse) - eBook

How to Write a Winning Humorous Speech, offers you an easy and fun way to write a funny and potential winning speech even though you have never written one before. In fact, it is the

• UPC: 625368326