Best Insults And Comebacks - April 2024

INSULTS - The Best Insults Ever - Win at any verbal argument!

Brought to you by The Clown Factory. This is a collection of the best INSULTS in history. Please take some time out of your day to read this book, but try not to cry your eyes out or use these on an innocent victim. This collection includes the following:I. Insults with Animal References II. Insulting Someone's IntelligenceIII. Insulting Someone's PersonalityIV. Insulting Someone's LooksV. Insults about Annoying People VI. Random Insults

• ASIN: B00D1BI04S
• ASIN: B00D1BI04S

The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring (Snark Series)

• ASIN: B0175P5OVW
• ASIN: B0175P5OVW
• Manufacturer: Skyhorse

Yo' Mama Is So...: 1,042 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks About Yo' Whole Family!

It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license. So dumb, ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1579127266
• UPC: 768821127268
• ASIN: 1579127266
• ISBN: 1579127266
• Brand: Brand: Black Dog n Leventhal Publishers
• Manufacturer: Black Dog & Leventhal

Insults Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know Book 7)

A pocket-sized gift book guide to the best hard-hitting insults for every occasion.   This handy little book is packed with insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more! Including:        •  Insulting Someone’s Intelligence      •  Insulting Someone’s Sexual Prowess      •  Insults for the Office      •  Insults on Game Day      •  Insults throughout History      •  Insults from around the World

• ASIN: B004MME6QG
• ASIN: B004MME6QG
• Manufacturer: Quirk Books

1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”―Groucho MarxAn insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.

• ASIN: 1599210738
• ASIN: 1599210738
• ISBN: 1599210738
• Manufacturer: Lyons Press

The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument...While Laughing!

Hundreds of the freshest insults sure to give you an advantage in any situation!** News Update **All comebacks accused of being written by 3-year-olds have been replaced with tons of fresh, 5-star, amazing, witty insults that are sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter! You’ll need to see them to believe how much they make you laugh!“I wouldn't Pee in Your Ear if your Brain was on Fire!” Have you ever been so angry that you just couldn't find the right words? Never again! Now you’ve got hundreds of hilarious insults, put-downs, and zingers right at your fingertips.“You’... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00GAPDLHI
• ASIN: B00GAPDLHI
• Manufacturer: Full Sea Productions, LLC

Creative Cursing: A Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

A curse word generator that creates x-rated, humorous, and socially unacceptable curse words for any and every situation. Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.

• ASIN: 0762435755
• ASIN: 0762435755
• ISBN: 0762435755
• Brand: Royal, Sarah/ Panarese, Jillian
• Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

The Best Insults & Jokes Ever: Dominate Any Verbal Argument

Everyone loves getting into a heated debate, but nobody likes losing! Never run out of comebacks and jokes again. This book is complete with top notch jokes and insults to win any argument. Waste no more time, get the ultimate joke book today and win all your insult battles!Please joke responsibly.

• ASIN: B00IU7E9DY
• ASIN: B00IU7E9DY

The Illustrated Dictionary of Snark: A Snide, Sarcastic Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and Much More

What do Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, and countless others have in common? Not a thing, other than each was a brilliantly snarky wit and all are included in this compendium of the original snark handbooks.Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from:The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal SparringThe Snark Handbook: Insult EditionThe Snark Handbook: Sex EditionSnark! The Herald Angels SingThe Snark... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1620871874
• ASIN: 1620871874
• ISBN: 1620871874
• Brand: Skyhorse
• Manufacturer: Skyhorse

Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts! (LaffGaff Jokes Book 3)

I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?You look like a before picture.You look like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.You'll never be short of a funny insult or a good comeback with this fantastic book packed with fantastic burns and roasts!

• ASIN: B074C8FXCR
• ASIN: B074C8FXCR

The Giant Book of Insults

Quips, caustic remarks, put-downs, and comebacks are aimed at such targets as chatterboxes, egotists, entertainers, fair-weather friends, husbands, liars, show-offs, and tightwads

• ASIN: 0890093830
• ASIN: 0890093830
• ISBN: 0890093830
• Manufacturer: Castle

Insults Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know)

A pocket-sized gift book guide to the best hard-hitting insults for every occasion.   This handy little book is packed with insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more! Including:        •  Insulting Someone’s Intelligence      •  Insulting Someone’s Sexual Prowess      •  Insults for the Office      •  Insults on Game Day      •  Insults throughout History      •  Insults from around the World

• ASIN: 1594745242
• ASIN: 1594745242
• ISBN: 1594745242
• Brand: Quirk Books
• Manufacturer: Quirk Books

Eric's Big Book of Best Insults (Eric's Big Books 10)

Need a great put-down or comeback? Only the best retorts and insults dwell inside of these pagesGet up off of your ass and grab this book. Find the contents insulting or offensive? Good. They were meant to be, in case you didn't guess that from the title of BEST INSULTS. Whether you're looking for a zinger first line or a snappy comeback, it's all tucked nicely into one volume for you. Here are some of the best, if you can actually understand them:Here, have some toilet paper. You're talking shit and I'm not going to clean up your mess.If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B06WV6ZSYP
• ASIN: B06WV6ZSYP

Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions

There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and insults and comebacks for all occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to Intelligence, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate-or completely inappropriate-putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you. Knock Knock is an award-winning purveyor of witty books and gifts. Our crackerjack in-house team creates humorous nonfiction and specialty journals from the ground up, and we also publish n... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1601060580
• UPC: 825703501087
• ASIN: 1601060580
• ISBN: 9781601060587
• Brand: Knock Knock
• Manufacturer: Knock Knock

Sweet Spot: An Ice Cream Binge Across America

A journalist channels her ice-cream obsession, scouring the United States for the best artisanal brands and delving into the surprising history of ice cream and frozen treats in America.   For Amy Ettinger, ice cream is not just a delicious snack but a circumstance and a time of year—frozen forever in memory. As the youngest child and only girl, ice cream embodied unstructured summers, freedom from the tyranny of her classmates, and a comforting escape from her chaotic, demanding family.   Now as an adult and journalist, her love of ice cream has led to a fascinating journey to understan... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1101984198
• ASIN: 1101984198
• ISBN: 9781101984192
• Brand: Dutton
• Manufacturer: Dutton