Best Insults In History - April 2024

The Insult

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Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box

From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England. His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog... [Read More]

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• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Archie McPhee Accoutrements Abraham Lincoln Bandages

The comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents - on a bandage. Whether it's a scrape or a cut, Abraham Lincoln will heal your wound as he healed our nation. Comes in a 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin with a FREE PRIZE inside. That way, if Lincoln doesn't make you feel better, at least you got a present. Each tin contains twenty 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and the great emancipator.

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Mister McHottie: A Billionaire Boss / Brother's Best Friend / Enemies to Lovers Romantic Comedy

The best enemies make the best lovers...”My favorite rom-com debut ever.” - Wall Street Journal Bestselling Author Lucy ScoreThere are three things I hate: Bratwurst in any form, my neighbors boinking like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett.Mostly I hate Chase Jett. It's been ten years since he took my virginity—I'd make a bratwurst joke, but the unfortunate truth is that it would have to be a brat-best joke, andyes, it kills me to admit that—and now he's not only a billionaire, he's also my new boss.Turns out our hate is mutual. And this kind of hate is horrifically twisted, filthy,... [Read More]

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The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook: From Cauldron Cakes to Knickerbocker Glory--More Than 150 Magical Recipes for Wizards and Non-Wizards Alike (Unofficial Cookbook)

With this cookbook, dining a la Hogwarts is as easy as Banoffi Pie. With more than 150 easy-to-make recipes, tips, and techniques, you can indulge in spellbindingly delicious meals drawn straight from the pages of your favorite Potter stories, such as: Treacle Tart, Harry's favorite dessert Molly's Meat Pies, Mrs. Weasley's classic dish Kreacher's French Onion Soup Pumpkin Pasties, a staple on the Hogwarts Express cart With a dash of magic and a drop of creativity, you'll conjure up the entrees, desserts, snacks, and drinks you need to transform ordinary Muggle meals into magical culinary ma... [Read More]

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Mel Brooks Comedy Double Feature - History of the World Part 1 & Robin Hood: Men in Tights 2-DVD Bundle

Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses, Nero, the Inquisition and the French Revolution.The Sherwood Forest archer leads his melting pot of outlaws against Prince John and the Sheriff of Rottingham.

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First Lines Literature Coffee Mug - The Greatest Opening Lines Of Literature, From Anna Karenina to Slaughterhouse Five - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Featuring 24 opening lines of some of the greatest works of literature.

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• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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American Experience: Murder of a President

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Trump: The Art Of The Insult

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SEYDEL Blues Session Standard Harmonica Low D

Blues Session Standard Harmonica Low D. This is a superb blues harmonica with brass reeds, ergonomic covers and plastic comb. It is presented excellent playability and a fantastic sound. The ergonomic coverplates are made of stainless steel, and are completely rounded at the mouthpiece. Features include ABS comb with recessed German Silver reedplates, stainless steel rivets and screws, and lip and beard-friendly design. Comes with with convenient genuine leather pouch. Available in 20 different major keys and configurations.

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• Brand: Seydel
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Mafia Auto Tag Tin Sign 12 x 6in

6 by 12 inch metal license plate. Made of Aluminum.

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• Brand: Galan Enterprises
• Manufacturer: Galan Enterprises

Flagline Gadsden (Dont Tread on Me) - Friendship Lapel Pin

Our Gadsden friendship lapel pins are a great way to show support. The pins are die-struck from a high quality steel alloy and feature a butterfly clasp in the back. The recessed colors allow for finer reproduction of details and a top epoxy coating creates a surface smooth to the touch.

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• Brand: Flagline
• Size: .5" x 1"
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Pure Synergy USDA Organic Green Superfood (12.5 oz Powder) 60+ Greens, Veggies, Herbs for Energy & Wellness

Pure Synergy blends 60+ of nature's most life-giving and nutrient-rich, organic whole-food and botanical concentrates into a "wellness food" of astounding nutritional and regenerative potency. Pure Synergy was the culmination of an intensive 7-year health research project led by Mitchell May with a team of scientists and has been in use by thousands of people all around the world for over 40 years. Through their far-reaching research, they identified some of the planet's most extraordinary, health-giving ingredients and the most effective, natural methods for growing, processing, protecting, a... [Read More]

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iPhone 7 Plus/8 Plus Pure Clear Case Cases Cover Teacher Mom 24/7 Thou Shalt Not Try Me Funny Quote Strong Women

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F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book : 40 Cuss Words and Insults to Color & Relax: Adult Coloring Books

This beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your

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Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant : Create Your Own Shakespearean Insults

Unleash a fresh new insult on your next unsuspecting victim Shakespeare-style with this Shakespearean 3-flap curse word generator

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Shut Up & Colour This Shit 2 : Insults (Left-Handed Edition)): A Swear Word Adult Colouring Book

Ideal holiday gift for adults! Adult humour alert!*****Left-Handed Edition*****People around you being utterly insufferable? Of course they are. Colour your stress away...This second naughty swear word adult colouring book is packed with enjoyable designs and

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Phony Loser! : The Donald Trump Mix 'n' Match Insult Generator

Be the world leader of insults!No one has more experience defending himself than Donald J.Trump, so it's no surprise that he's the uncontested Commander-in-Chief of fighting words. Phony Loser! puts all of Trump's best zingers

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The Digest of Roman Law : Theft, Rapine, Damage, and Insult

Codified by Justinian I and published under his aegis in A.D. 533, this celebrated work of legal history forms a fascinating picture of ordinary life in Rome. For more than seventy years, Penguin has been

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Shakespeare Insult Generator : Mix and Match More than 150,000 Insults in the Bard's Own Words

Pages consist of three sets of flip cards which can be mixed and matched to create different

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The Dance of Connection : How to Talk to Someone When You're Mad, Hurt, Scared, Frustrated, Insulted, Betrayed, or Desperate

Reveals how to communicate effectively using "voice lessons," enabling readers to convey clearer meanings and strengthen positive emotions and integrity in the face of

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Shakespearean Insults 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar

If you've ever said something's come "full circle," been "in a pickle," "seen better days," or gone on a "wild goose chase," then you've quoted Shakespeare. Now you can build up your Bard repertoire with

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Man Walks Into a Bar : Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

"Man Walks Into A Bar" is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are packed in by the thousands and are ordered thematically - covering every topic including

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2000 Insults for All Occasions

"Classified by subject--from "'Big Heads' through 'Nudists' to 'Squelches'--this tongue-in-cheek reference romp is guaranteed to put the right retort in the right head at the right time".--Dr. Frederick Shroyer, "Los Angeles Herald-Examiner". **Lightning Print On

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