Best Man One Liners - April 2024

Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”•Wher... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1569756228
• ASIN: 1569756228
• ISBN: 1569756228
• Brand: Arnott, Stephen/ Haskins, Mike
• Manufacturer: Ulysses Press

Cold Days (The Dresden Files, Book 14)

After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first command is the seemingly impossible: kill an immortal. Worse still, there is a growing threat to an unfathomable source of magic that could mean the deaths of millions.   Beset by enemies new and old, Harry must gather his friends and allies, prevent a... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• ASIN: B0090UOJAI
• Manufacturer: Roc

One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five successive years, allowing users to revisit previous thoughts on a specific day of the year over the span of five years, and reflect on change and progress.Use the One Line a Day 5-year journal format to provide an ins... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0811870197
• ASIN: 0811870197
• ISBN: 0811870197
• Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12

Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!200+ jokes! Good, clean family funknock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!

• ASIN: 1987734912
• ASIN: 1987734912
• ISBN: 1987734912
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Plum Island (John Corey Book 1)

• ASIN: B000FA5SMK
• ASIN: B000FA5SMK
• Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

Ash - A Thriller (Asher Benson Book 1)

9 AM EST: A senator shoots himself on national television.10:32 AM EST: An entire floor of government agents leap to their death from their office building.12:57 PM EST: All the police officers inside a station murder each other.And the day has just begun.Lieutenant Asher Benson left Iraq with a traumatic brain injury, PTSD, and a Purple Heart. His doctors warned that the symptoms would be life altering. They had no idea. As his body healed, the thoughts of those around him began to echo through Ash’s mind, stretching the boundaries of his sanity.Five years later, Ash is drowning the voices ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00HL7Y1X2
• ASIN: B00HL7Y1X2

The Easy 5-Ingredient Slow Cooker Cookbook: 100 Delicious No-Fuss Meals for Busy People

Slow-cooked in the morning―fast (and fabulous) home-cooked in the evening.Deciding what’s for dinner doesn’t have to be a panic-filled, last-minute decision. The Easy 5-Ingredient Slow Cooker Cookbook is designed to make things deliciously fast and easy for busy home cooks―with no-fuss meals that anyone can make.From Apple-Cinnamon Oatmeal and Mexican Corn Chowder to Beer Brisket and Banana Bread, this slow cooker cookbook is filled with savory, limited-ingredient recipes. Take just a few minutes to prep and set in the morning and unveil a complete, mouthwatering meal in time for dinne... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1623159954
• ASIN: 1623159954
• ISBN: 1623159954
• Manufacturer: Rockridge Press

Making the Best Man's Speech: Know What To Say and When To Say It - Add Wit, Sparkle and Humour - Deliver The Perfect Speech (Essentials Series)

This is a guide for prospective "best men" which aims to answer the anxieties about making the speech. It offers advice on speech-making essentials, great openings, strong middles, big finishes, plus putting it all together and delivering the speech itself.CONTENTS: Learning the essentialsSaying it with humourBeing congratulatory and optimisticFinding the ideal beginning and endingPutting it togetherDelivering your speechStories, jokes and one-liners for your speechSample speeches.

• ASIN: 185703659X
• ASIN: 185703659X
• ISBN: 185703659X
• Brand: Brand: How To Books
• Manufacturer: How To Books

Sun Stand Still: What Happens When You Dare to Ask God for the Impossible

• ASIN: B003E8AIP2
• ASIN: B003E8AIP2
• Manufacturer: Multnomah

The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell

Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.  

• ASIN: 1683221001
• ASIN: 1683221001
• ISBN: 1683221001
• Brand: Barbour Publishing Company
• Manufacturer: Barbour Books

An Ordinary Man: An Autobiography

A remarkable account of the amazing life story of the man who inspired the film Hotel Rwanda Readers who were moved and horrified by Hotel Rwanda will respond even more intensely to Paul Rusesabagina’s unforgettable autobiography. As Rwanda was thrown into chaos during the 1994 genocide, Rusesabagina, a hotel manager, turned the luxurious Hotel Milles Collines into a refuge for more than 1,200 Tutsi and moderate Hutu refugees, while fending off their would-be killers with a combination of diplomacy and deception. In An Ordinary Man, he tells the story of his childhood, retraces his accident... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0143038605
• ASIN: 0143038605
• ISBN: 0143038605
• Brand: Rusesabagina, Paul/ Zoellner, Tom
• Manufacturer: Penguin Books

Mojave Crossing (Sacketts Book 9)

• ASIN: B000FBJAZK
• ASIN: B000FBJAZK
• Manufacturer: Bantam

Just Between You and Me: A Novel of Losing Fear and Finding God (Women of Faith (Thomas Nelson))

“There are few things I love more than curling up with a Jenny B. Jones cast of characters. Save the Date was no exception.” —Kristin Billerbeck, author of The Theory of Happily Ever AfterThe only thing scarier than living on the edge is stepping off it.Maggie Montgomery lives a life of adventure. Her job as a cinematographer takes her from one exotic locale to the next. When Maggie's not working, she loves to rappel off cliffs or go skydiving. Nothing frightens her.Nothing, that is, except Ivy, Texas, where a family emergency pulls her back home to a town full of bad memories, painful s... [Read More]

• ASIN: B002PBB1A0
• ASIN: B002PBB1A0
• Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson

Family, Friends, and Foes: A Cruise Ship Cozy Mystery (Cruise Ship Christian Cozy Mysteries Series Book 11)

New friendships, family feuds, and a deadly honeymoon at a private resort set the stage for Assistant Cruise Director Millie Sanders’ latest adventure on the high seas.”Family Friends, and Foes,” is Book 11 in the Cruise Ship Christian Cozy Mysteries SeriesBONUS: Recipe Included!----------------------------------Mere hours before she’s set to marry the man of her dreams, Millie Sanders receives a hand delivered note from a family member that could threaten her wedding plans as well as her future as assistant cruise director on board “Siren of the Seas.”To make matters worse, Captai... [Read More]

• ASIN: B075X3VK89
• ASIN: B075X3VK89

The Complete Life's Little Instruction Book

The Complete Life's Little Instruction Book contains the 1,560 entries found in all three volumes of the New York Times Bestselling Life's Little Instruction Book series. Bound in a deluxe, maroon, leather edition, this collectible hardcover makes a perfectly elegant gift for any occasion. Though originally written as a gift from a father to a son, its simple message has been enjoyed by men and women of all ages."Most of us already know how to live a successful and purposeful life," says the author. "We know we should be understanding and thoughtful, responsible, courageous, and appreciative. ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1558534903
• UPC: 031869004908
• ASIN: 1558534903
• ISBN: 1558534903
• Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson

Personnel: Randy Brecker (trumpet, flugelhorn); Maucha Adnet (vocals); David Sanborn (saxophone); David Bargeron (trombone); David Taylor (bass trombone, tuba); Keith Underwood (alto & bass flutes); Lawrence Feldman (bass flute); Bob Mintzer (bass clarinet); Gil Goldstein (accordion, keyboards); Adam Rogers (acoustic & electric guitars); Bakithi Kumalo (bass); Jonathan Joseph (drums); Cafe (percussion); Richard Sussman (programming).Principally recorded at Power Station, New York, New York. Includes liner notes by Randy Brecker.INTO THE SUN won the 1998 Grammy Award for Best Contemporary Jazz Performance.This disc showcases Randy Brecker's wide-ranging influences and continuing love affair with Brazilian music. Brecker and arranger Gil Goldstein brought together musicians from NY, Miami, Brazil and South Africa to form a unit which manages to maintain a spontaneous feel within some extremely challenging and modern arrangements. "Grey Area" employs the talents of guitarist Adam Rogers to give the track a hard-edged fusion sound reminiscent of early Brecker Brothers music. "The Hottest Man In Town, a recording made by Brecker's father, when the junior Brecker was only two weeks old, predicting Randy's future as an innovative jazz musican.

INTO THE SUN [RANDY BRECKER]

• UPC: 3441664

Making the Best Man's Speech : Tone, Content, Style, Preparation.Etiquette, Jokes, One-Liner

Books : Making the Best Man's Speech: 2nd edition: Etiquette;Jokes;Sample Speeches;One-liners

• UPC: 138312640

One Night With the Best Man - eBook

Alejandro “Alex” Cortez vowed never to return to the family farm, but when his sister makes it the destination for her wedding, he has no choice. The farm’s new owner, sexy agricultural professor Dr. Susan

• UPC: 359602834

One Night with the Best Man - eBook

A BRIDE FOR THE BEST MAN? Running into his first love at his brother's wedding isn't the homecoming Dr. Luke Ward imagined. Maid of honor Penny Montgomery should have been his bride. And now, despite how

• UPC: 915956479

One Night with the Best Man - eBook

‘No man is perfect’ has always been Courtney Clark’s dating motto. Until, at her best friend’s wedding, she spends a magical night with the best man, her secret childhood crush. After fulfilling her dreams in

• UPC: 493687266

Best tips to get “One shot, one kill” in Hitman Sniper - eBook

Hitman is one of the more iconic series in the gaming world, and the bald headed man with a bar-code is the visual representation of that series. Square Enix released strategy puzzler Hitman: GO for

• UPC: 505536126

Best Winter Hats Adult Chenille Zig Zag Winter Skull Cap W/Fleece Lining (One Size) - Gray/Brown

For a Cold Day on the Slopes, on Your Bike, or Just Out About. This Stylish Quality Knit Chenille Zig Zag Design Winter Cap Beanie W/Fleece Lining Will Make Sure You Are Warm. One Size

• UPC: 223864913
• Color: BrownGray/Brown

Lillian Rose Mini Black Flask, Best Man

This black mini flask is an ideal gift designed especially for the best man. A flask wedding favor is a classic gift option for your best man. Mini flask is stainless steel and measures 2.125

• UPC: 55260381
• Model: FL670 BE
• Color: Black
• Rating: 5.0

One Week with the Best Man - eBook

**What happens when a fake wedding date gets all too real? **Pretend to be famous bachelor Julian Cooper's girlfriend? Some women might be thrilled with the request-not Gretchen McAlister. Her job is planning weddings, not being

• UPC: 427154603
• Rating: 4.0

A Weekend Affair: The Best Way To Get Over One Man Is To Get On Top Of Another

A Weekend Affair: The Best Way To Get Over One Man Is To Get On Top Of

• UPC: 796239329

(Good)-Making the Best Man's Speech: Etiquette;Jokes;Sample Speeches;One-liners

• UPC: 362393560938
• Category: Non Fiction
• Price: 1 GBP

Making the Best Man's Speech: Etiquette;Jokes;Sample Speeches;One-liners by John

• UPC: 382790174417
• Category: Non Fiction
• Price: 5 GBP

Making the Best Man's Speech: Etiquette;Jokes;Sample Speeches;One-liners by John

• UPC: 382829242948
• Category: Non Fiction
• Price: 1 GBP

Making the Best Man's Speech: Etiquette;Jokes;Sample Speeches;One-liners by John

• UPC: 362540325208
• Category: Non Fiction
• Price: 1 GBP