Best Marriage Advice Funny - April 2024

Diary of a Single Wedding Planner (Tales Behind the Veils Book 1)

I blame the fairy tales. When you grow up watching every love story end in happily ever after, you come into adulthood with expectations. I never thought I’d reach twenty-five without finding The One. Of course, I’d know immediately he was The One because angels would sing, a light would shine down from the heavens, and he would be absolutely perfect in every way. Except that hasn’t happened in real life.It doesn’t help that being a wedding planner means I’m surrounded by romance every day. Of course, I’m also surrounded by crazy bridezillas and their outlandish demands. If those c... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00ZZP1Y2I
• ASIN: B00ZZP1Y2I
• Manufacturer: Charbar Productions LLC

The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts

- Over 11 million copies sold- #1 New York Times Bestseller for 8 years running- Now celebrating its 25th anniversary Simple ideas, lasting loveFalling in love is easy. Staying in love—that’s the challenge. How can you keep your relationship fresh and growing amid the demands, conflicts, and just plain boredom of everyday life?In the #1 New York Times bestseller The 5 Love Languages, you’ll discover the secret that has transformed millions of relationships worldwide. Whether your relationship is flourishing or failing, Dr. Gary Chapman’s proven approach to showing and receiving love ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 080241270X
• ASIN: 080241270X
• ISBN: 080241270X
• Brand: Moody Publishing
• Manufacturer: Northfield Publishing

The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby.   Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns,... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1594745978
• ASIN: 1594745978
• ISBN: 9781594745973
• Brand: RANDOM HOUSE
• Manufacturer: Quirk Books

The Knot Ultimate Wedding Planner & Organizer [binder edition]: Worksheets, Checklists, Etiquette, Calendars, and Answers to Frequently Asked Questions

For the first time, the go-to wedding website, The Knot, has compiled all their essential planning tools—and dozens of new ideas—into this beautiful wedding organizer. Inside you will find: • Detailed timelines and worksheets for scheduling and budgeting  • Planning and money-saving tips on everything from the dress to the music to the reception decor   • 8 tabbed dividers packed with visual inspiration, including more than 100 color photos of centerpieces, table settings, favors, and more  • A perforated color swatch page for mixing and matching your own wedding palette �... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0770433367
• ASIN: 0770433367
• ISBN: 0770433367
• Brand: Potter Crafts
• Manufacturer: Clarkson Potter

The Handfasters (Lowland Romance Book 1)

Scotland, 1811. Coming from the Highlands to Edinburgh in search of a husband, Alison Lamont finds herself in all sorts of trouble.Thrown out of a fashionable ball for a stolen kiss, Alison flees from a riot in the notorious Old Town and meets Willie Kemp, an eccentric boatbuilder. While she falls deeply in love with Mr. Kemp, her aunt wishes her to marry the obnoxious but rich John Forres.Alison takes drastic measures to solve her dilemma, including a long trip through the snow-covered Pentland Hills. But who left the mysterious footprints outside her cottage, and what secrets is Mr. Kemp hid... [Read More]

• ASIN: B009QNR1NQ
• ASIN: B009QNR1NQ
• Manufacturer: Creativia

The Newlywed's Instruction Manual: Essential Information, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice for the First Year of Marriage (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

From communication and cohabitation to in-laws, money, and sex, this guide is for every couple who is just starting out their new life together. At last! A guide to that crucial first year of marriage! You’ve exchanged your vows, cut the cake, and danced your first dance. Now what? The wedding may be over but the marriage has just begun. You’re in the honeymoon period now, but when reality sets in you’ll likely be full of questions: Is arguing normal? How do we decorate when we have two completely different styles? How do I deal with the in-laws? Are we ready for children? Fortunately... [Read More]

• ASIN: 159474436X
• ASIN: 159474436X
• ISBN: 159474436X
• Brand: Tiger Caroline Kepple Paul Reifsnyder Scotty
• Manufacturer: Quirk Books

Come as You Are: The Surprising New Science that Will Transform Your Sex Life

***A NEW YORK TIMES BESTELLER*** An essential exploration of why and how women’s sexuality works—based on groundbreaking research and brain science—that will radically transform your sex life into one filled with confidence and joy.Researchers have spent the last decade trying to develop a “pink pill” for women to function like Viagra does for men. So where is it? Well, for reasons this book makes crystal clear, that pill will never be the answer—but as a result of the research that’s gone into it, scientists in the last few years have learned more about how women’s sexuality w... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1476762090
• ASIN: 1476762090
• ISBN: 1476762090
• Brand: Simon & Schuster
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

What to Expect the First Year

With over 11 million copies in print, What to Expect: The First Year, now in a completely revised third edition, is the world’s best-selling, best-loved guide to the instructions that babies don’t come with, but should. And now, it’s better than ever. Every parent’s must-have/go-to is completely updated. Keeping the trademark month-by-month format that allows parents to take the potentially overwhelming first year one step at a time, First Year is easier-to-read, faster-to-flip-through, and new-family-friendlier than ever—packed with even more practical tips, realistic advice, and re... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0761181504
• ASIN: 0761181504
• ISBN: 0761181504
• Brand: Workman Publishing Company
• Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

Untangled: Guiding Teenage Girls Through the Seven Transitions into Adulthood

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • An award-winning guide to the sometimes erratic and confusing behavior of teenage girls that explains what’s going on, prepares parents for what’s to come, and lets them know when it’s time to worry.   Look for Under Pressure, the companion guide to coping with stress and anxiety among girls, available now. In this sane, highly engaging, and informed guide for parents of daughters, Dr. Damour draws on decades of experience and the latest research to reveal the seven distinct—and absolutely normal—developmental transitions that turn girls into grown-ups... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0553393073
• ASIN: 0553393073
• ISBN: 0553393073
• Brand: Damour Lisa
• Manufacturer: Ballantine Books

The Power of a Praying® Wife

God Can Work Powerfully Through a Praying Wife Today's challenges can make a fulfilling marriage seem like an impossible dream. Yet God delights in doing the impossible if only we would ask! Stormie Omartian shares how God can strengthen your marriage as you pray for your husband concerning key areas in his life, including...his spiritual walkhis emotionshis role as a leaderhis security in workhis physical protectionhis faith and his future You will be encouraged by Stormie's own experiences, along with the Bible verses and sample prayers included in each chapter. Join the millions of women wh... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0736957499
• ASIN: 0736957499
• ISBN: 0736957499
• Brand: Harvest House Publishers
• Manufacturer: Harvest House Publishers

The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

The “marvelously funny” and much-loved humorist explores the perils of suburban living in this New York Times bestseller (Vogue). For years, the Bombecks have heard rumors of a magical land called Suburbia where the air is clean, the grass is trimmed, and children don’t risk getting mugged on their walk to school. After watching their friends flee the city for subdivided utopias like Bonaparte’s Retreat and Mortgage Mañana, Erma and her family load up their belongings and cry, “Station wagons . . . ho!” But life on the suburban frontier is not as perfect as they had hoped. The tr... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00ARQXXEC
• ASIN: B00ARQXXEC
• Manufacturer: Open Road Media

Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, Expanded Edition: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment

The #1 New York Times smash bestseller Revised and expanded with new material.With over two million copies sold, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man has become a bestseller around the world. In conjunction with its second movie sequel to be released this summer, Steve Harvey has updated his classic with new advice and insights.Whether it’s why women should enforce a “90-Day Probation Period” before they give their men sexual “benefits”—the way Ford motor company withholds medical and dental benefits until an employee has been on the job for 3 months—or explaining to women why men w... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0062351567
• ASIN: 0062351567
• ISBN: 0062312715
• Brand: Amistad Press
• Manufacturer: Amistad

Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl_A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship

Do you feel like you are too nice? Sherry Argov's Why Men Love Bitches delivers a unique perspective as to why men are attracted to a strong woman who stands up for herself. With saucy detail on every page, this no-nonsense guide reveals why a strong woman is much more desirable than a "yes woman" who routinely sacrifices herself. The author provides compelling answers to the tough questions women often ask: Why are men so romantic in the beginning and why do they change? Why do men take nice girls for granted? Why does a man respect a woman when she stands up for herself? Full of advice, hi... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1580627560
• UPC: 045079207561
• ASIN: 1580627560
• ISBN: 1580627560
• Brand: Adams Media
• Manufacturer: Adams Media

Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage

With his characteristic warmth and humor, Dr. Kevin Leman offers a practical guide to sex according to God's plan. This frank and practical book is a perfect resource for married and engaged couples. Dr. Leman addresses a wide spectrum of people, from those with no sexual experiences to those with past sexual problems or even abuse. Using frank descriptions, this book has a warm and friendly tone that will help couples overcome awkwardness in discussing an issue important to all married couples.

• ASIN: 0842360247
• UPC: 031809060247
• ASIN: 0842360247
• ISBN: 0842360247
• Brand: Tyndale House Publishers
• Manufacturer: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Be Prepared

• ASIN: 0743251547
• ASIN: 0743251547
• ISBN: 0743251547
• Brand: Simon & Schuster
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

Tribe of Mentors : Short Life Advice from the Best in the World

Life-changing wisdom from 130 of the world’s highest achievers in short, action-packed pieces, featuring inspiring quotes, life lessons, career guidance, personal anecdotes, and other

• UPC: 56197409
• Rating: 5.0

Marriage: From Surviving to Thriving : Practical Advice on Making Your Marriage Stronger

Drawing from his own personal experience with his wife of 50 years, as well as showing what the Bible says about marriage, Swindoll shares very practical and inspiring ways to building a marriage that survives

• UPC: 208968291
• Color: Black

Mr. and Mrs. How to Thrive in a Perfectly Imperfect Marriage : A Christian Marriage Advice Book

Lasting marriages don't just survive. They thrive. Long-married spouses discover how to not just live with each other, but to love each other in a way that can only be described as godly. They've come

• UPC: 53350774

Marriage That Works : God's Way of Becoming Spiritual Soul Mates, Best Friends, and Passionate Lovers

Well-respected pastor and Bible teacher explores God's biblical design for marriage, challenging the status quo and offering clear, compelling help for couples that long for unity and fulfillment in their

• UPC: 521889424

Letters to Karen : A Father's Advice on Keeping Love in Marriage

The best-loved book with a fresh new

• UPC: 20634938
• Color: Black
• Rating: 3.0

30 Lessons for Loving : Advice from the Wisest Americans on Love, Relationships, and Marriage

"Drawing on interviews with seven hundred long-married elders, 30 Lessons for Loving delivers timeless wisdom from a wide range of voices on everything from choosing "the one" to dealing with in-laws, money, children, and, yes,

• UPC: 45969949
• Rating: 3.889

Intimate Graces : How Practicing the Works of Mercy Brings Out the Best in Marriage

Intimate Graces: How Practicing the Works of Mercy Brings Out the Best in

• UPC: 46848638

The Newlywed's Instruction Manual : Essential Information, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice for the First Year of Marriage

From communication and cohabitation to in-laws, money, and sex, this guide is for every couple who is just starting out their new life together. At last! A guide to that crucial first year of marriage!

• UPC: 13024794

10 Great Dates to Energize Your Marriage : The Best Tips from the Marriage Alive Seminars

Dating doesn't have to be only a memory or just another boring evening at the movies. David and Claudia Arp have revolutionized dating by creating Couples' Nights Out--memory-making evenings built on key, marriage-enriching

• UPC: 29328135

Happiness Is Being Married to an Italian. : Funny Marriage Anniversary Italian Spouse Gift Notebook

Happiness Is Being Married to an Italian.: Funny Marriage Anniversary Italian Spouse Gift

• UPC: 177470211