• Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired

    A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts”—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.Includes daily “wisdom” such as:“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”“It takes a bi... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 0425133656
    • ASIN: 0425133656
    • ISBN: 0425133656
    • Manufacturer: Berkley

  • The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure

    The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover a... [Read More]

    • ASIN: B00A6JJ6C8
    • ASIN: B00A6JJ6C8
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

  • Deeper Thoughts, All New

    The sequel to Deep Thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains "inspirational" lunacy from the Saturday Night Live regular.

    • ASIN: 1562828401
    • ASIN: 1562828401
    • ISBN: 1562828401
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak

    With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.

    • ASIN: 0786880449
    • ASIN: 0786880449
    • ISBN: 0786880449
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats

    Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.

    • ASIN: 1401322662
    • ASIN: 1401322662
    • ISBN: 1401322662
    • Manufacturer: Hachette Books

  • How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom

    Behold the wisdom of Lord Birthday: a tiny mustachioed king who is as insightful as he is ridiculous. His bite-sized illustrations capture the inherent comedy of being human, and his guidance appeals to anyone who is striving against the odds, believing in both the absurdity and necessity of hope. How to Appear Normal at Social Events is an oddly cheering book of illustrated lists. Largely based on Lord Birthday's popular Instagram account, the book offers excessively absurd, occasionally wise advice on topics ranging from finding your life's purpose to defending yourself against forest clo... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1449487963
    • UPC: 050837414815
    • ASIN: 1449487963
    • ISBN: 1449487963
    • Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

  • Lost Deep Thoughts: Don't Fight the Deepness

    The latest installment in "Deep Thoughts" series unearths more of the pseudo-inspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, "The Lost Deep Thoughts" takes a profound plunge into the world of Handey's life-altering aphorisms. 96 photos.

    • ASIN: 0786883057
    • ASIN: 0786883057
    • ISBN: 0786883057
    • Manufacturer: Hyperion

  • Good Chemistry (Good Clouds Book 1)

    Dark and absurdly hilarious humor pieces, poems, and drawings. They will make you think. They will make you laugh. They will make you turn the page, ashamed.

    • ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
    • ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
    • Manufacturer: Langan Mae

  • I Am God

    Diabolically funny and subversively philosophical, Italian novelist Giacomo Sartori’s I am God is the diary of the Almighty’s existential crisis that ensues when he falls in love with a human.I am God. Have been forever, will be forever. Forever, mind you, with the razor-sharp glint of a diamond, and without any counterpart in the languages of men. So begins God’s diary of the existential crisis that ensues when, inexplicably, he falls in love with a human. And not just any human, but a geneticist and fanatical atheist who’s certain she can improve upon the magnificent creation she doe... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1632062143
    • ASIN: 1632062143
    • ISBN: 1632062143
    • Manufacturer: Restless Books

  • At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

    At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that perfectly parodies romance novels and western dramas.Our hero, Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a ton of children, and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California G... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1941393497
    • ASIN: 1941393497
    • ISBN: 1941393497
    • Manufacturer: Regan Arts.

  • Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak

    With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.

    • ASIN: B00C021D20
    • ASIN: B00C021D20
    • Manufacturer: Hyperion

  • Quietly, From Afar: A Dark-Comedy Cartoon-Western

    Fed up with his dead-end job at the slaughterhouse, our "hero"—later dubbed "Mayor Pistolface"—decides to take a stab at living the life of the American cowboy. With no more than a secondhand pistol, a bag full of loose hot dogs and an asthmatic horse, Mayor Pistolface ventures off into the unforgiving Wild West to fight his way up the ranks to become cowboy legend, but his romantic notion of what it means to be a cowboy is quickly dissolved. In the Wild West, where tourists are eaten alive and wicked men prosper, there's no place for romance. Quietly, From Afar is the comic tale of insati... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 151469669X
    • ASIN: 151469669X
    • ISBN: 151469669X
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

  • Jack Handey Boogeyman Hilarious Comedian Comedy Worn Look Cool Fan Long Sleeve T Shirt M Black

    This Jack Handey Boogeyman Hilarious Comedian Comedy Worn Look Cool Fan Long Sleeve T Shirt is provided on quality cotton. This cool tee is pre-shrunk and the graphics are colorfast. Makes a great gift!

    • ASIN: B07K55PW87
    • ASIN: B07K55PW87
    • Brand: T Shirt Warrior
    • Size: Medium

  • Top Selling Decals - Prices Reduced : Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. -Jack Handey Funny Humorous Inspirational Life Joke Quote Picture Art Home Decor Living Room Bedroom Wording Graphic Design Mural Size : 8 Inches X 64 Inches - Vinyl Wall Sticker - 22 Colors Available

    ** All pictures in this ad DO NOT represent the ACTUAL size of the Decal please read the size on the page title, all wall decal sizes are in inches ** The color for this wall decal is the color/colors shown in sample picture (As Seen). If you want a different color other than whats shown please email us at the time you place your order. YOUR DECAL WILL BE SHIPPED "AS SEEN" UNLESS YOU EMAIL US WITH YOUR COLOR CHOICE.. THIS WILL NEED TO BE SENT TO US AT THE SAME TIME YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER. WE SHIP VERY FAST AND NEED YOUR COLOR CHOICE AT THE SAME TIME YOU ORDER OR YOU WILL RECEIVE THE DECAL AS SE... [Read More]

    • ASIN: B011J8QLKE
    • ASIN: B011J8QLKE
    • Brand: Design with Vinyl
    • Size: 8 Inches X 64 Inches
    • Manufacturer: Design With Vinyl Decals

  • Highlights - Deep Thoughts: Laughter


    • ASIN: B01LOKXZ5Q
    • ASIN: B01LOKXZ5Q

  • Cryptic: The Best Short Fiction of Jack McDevitt - eBook

    Jack McDevitt loves a good mystery. And he enjoys baffling his readers with enigmas like why, after so many years of listening with no results, would a SETI director hear an artificial signal and keep

    • UPC: 699993005
    • Rating: 4.0

  • Happy 11th Birthday : Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 11 Year Old Girls or Boys, Children, Kids, Granddaughter or Grandson, Daughter or Son, Best Friend, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

    Happy 11th Birthday: Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 11 Year Old Girls or Boys,

    • UPC: 140798750
    • Rating: 4.0

  • The Best Time Travel Stories of the 20th Century : Stories by Arthur C. Clarke, Jack Finney, Joe Haldeman, Ursula K. Le Guin, Larry Niven, Theodore Sturgeon, Connie Willis, and more

    Time travel is the theme of an innovative science fiction anthology that brings together works by some of the finest authors in the field, including "A Sound of Thunder" by Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke's

    • UPC: 3280598
    • Rating: 5.0

  • Best of Jack White (CD)

    This specially priced four-CD set by Americana ace Jack White is a must for

    • UPC: 153862366

  • Happy 9th Birthday : Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 9 Year Old Girls or Boys, Children, Kids, Granddaughter or Grandson, Daughter or Son, Best Friend, Book Size 8 1/2 X 11

    Happy 9th Birthday: Notebook, Journal, Diary, 105 Lined Pages, Pink Union Jack Themed Birthday Gifts for 9 Year Old Girls or Boys,

    • UPC: 612943881

  • How Jack Ma Did It: An Analysis of Alibaba's Success (Best Business Books) - eBook

    Alibaba is huge and its success has been astounding. Its revenues are well into the billions and its online sales exceed those of more established companies like Amazon and eBay. What is now a monster

    • UPC: 330876649

  • Jack Johnson and Friends: Best Of Kokua Festival (CD)

    Jack Johnson & Friends: The Best Of Kokua

    • UPC: 20595659

  • Jack London: The Best Works - eBook

    This ebook compiles Jack London's greatest writings, including novels and short stories such as "The Call of the Wild", "White Fang", "The Sea-Wolf", "A Piece of Steak", "To Build a Fire" and "An Odyssey of

    • UPC: 897894167

  • The Chronicles of Jack Best - eBook

    Now readers can enjoy THREE Jack Best adventures in one volume. THE CHRONICLES OF JACK BEST features the non-stop action of TWO TEARS IN A BUCKET, THE MORE I LIKE FLIES, and UP JUMPED THE

    • UPC: 661293911

  • The Best Short Stories of Jack London

    Jack London (1876-1916)[1][2][3][4] was an American author who wrote "The Call of the Wild" and other books. This collection includes many of his best known

    • UPC: 10882361

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Deep Thoughts Final

    Deep Thoughts: Thanksgiving Advice - SNL