• The Greatest Love Story Ever Told: An Oral History

    At last, the full story behind Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman's epic romance, including stories, portraits, and the occasional puzzle, all telling the smoldering tale that has fascinated Hollywood for over a decade.  The year: 2000. The setting: Los Angeles. A gorgeous virtuoso of an actress had agreed to star in a random play, and a basement-dwelling scenic carpenter had said he would assay a supporting role in the selfsame pageant. At the first rehearsal, she surveyed her fellow cast members, as one does, determining if any of the men might qualify to provide her with a satisfying fling.... [Read More]

    • ASIN: B07DKHFDT3
    • ASIN: B07DKHFDT3
    • Manufacturer: Penguin Audio

  • Good Clean Fun: Misadventures in Sawdust at Offerman Woodshop

    After two New York Times bestsellers, Nick Offerman—woodworker, actor, comedian, and co-host of NBC’s crafting competition series Making It—returns with the subject for which he’s known best—his incredible real-life woodshop.  Nestled among the glitz and glitter of Tinseltown is a testament to American elbow grease and an honest-to-god hard day’s work: Offerman Woodshop. Captained by hirsute woodworker, actor, comedian, and writer Nick Offerman, the shop produces not only fine handcrafted furniture, but also fun stuff—kazoos, baseball bats, ukuleles, mustache combs, even ceda... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1101984651
    • ASIN: 1101984651
    • ISBN: 1101984651
    • Brand: Penguin Random House Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Dutton

  • Culturenik Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson Pyramid Workplace Comedy TV Television Show Poster Print, Unframed 11x14

    This Officially Licensed poster features an image of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, from the hit NBC/Universal television series "Parks and Recreation".

    • ASIN: B00UTPTOHG
    • UPC: 693090345955
    • ASIN: B00UTPTOHG
    • Brand: Culturenik
    • Size: 11x14 Unframed
    • Manufacturer: Culturenik

  • Nobody Likes a Cockblock

    Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

    • ASIN: 0692636757
    • ASIN: 0692636757
    • ISBN: 0692636757
    • Brand: Swanson R
    • Manufacturer: Osun Books

  • Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

    Parks and Recreation actor and Making It co-host Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in this New York Times bestseller.Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?  Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 0451467094
    • ASIN: 0451467094
    • ISBN: 0451467094
    • Brand: Nick Offerman
    • Manufacturer: Dutton

  • Parks and Recreation Ron Swanson Stars & Stripes T-Shirt,Medium,Royal Blue

    This is an officially licensed Parks an Recreation shirt.

    • ASIN: B01EXDW4XA
    • UPC: 696732293614
    • ASIN: B01EXDW4XA
    • Brand: Ripple Junction
    • Size: Medium

  • Ron Swanson's Secret Formula Mustache and Beard Conditioning Oil

    Ron Swanson's Secret Formula Mustache and Beard Conditioning Oil makes every mustache smell better than bacon! You too can hold your head high with a soft and luxurious mustache and beard that Ron would be proud of. This conditioning oil contains natural and organic hydrating oils and has a manly yet refreshing scent. For the ultimate Parks and Rec fans, this oil makes the perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, and any special occasion!

    • ASIN: B07S8Y1GJC
    • UPC: 860001532500
    • ASIN: B07S8Y1GJC
    • Brand: NBC
    • Size: 2 Fl Oz
    • Manufacturer: NBC

  • Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America

    Welcome to Pawnee: More Exciting than New York, More Glamorous than Hollywood, Roughly the Same Size as Bismarck, North Dakota In Pawnee, Leslie Knope (as played by Amy Poehler on NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation) takes readers on a hilarious tour through her hometown, the Midwestern haven known as Pawnee, Indiana. The book chronicles the city's colorful citizens and hopping nightlife, and also explores some of the most hilarious events from its crazy history--like the time the whole town was on fire, its ongoing raccoon infestation, and the cult that took over in the 1970s. Packed with lau... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1401310648
    • ASIN: 1401310648
    • ISBN: 1401310648
    • Brand: Hyperion Books
    • Manufacturer: Hyperion

  • Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America's Gutsiest Troublemakers

    The star of Parks and Recreation, co-host of Making It, and author of the New York Times bestseller Paddle Your Own Canoe returns with a second book that humorously highlights twenty-one figures from our nation’s history, from her inception to present day—Nick’s personal pantheon of “great Americans.” To millions of people, Nick Offerman is America. Both Nick and his character, Ron Swanson, are known for their humor and patriotism in equal measure. After the great success of his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him. F... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 0451473019
    • UPC: 000451473019
    • ASIN: 0451473019
    • ISBN: 0451473019
    • Brand: TURNAROUND PUBLISHER SERVICES
    • Manufacturer: Dutton

  • Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation Novelty ID Badge Prop Costume

    These ID Badges are just for fun and are a novelty item. ID Badge Comes with 1 black lanyard and one ID Badge Clip. Id Badge measures 2.125" x 3.375" x .090" and are made of frp plastic PLEASE READ � DISCLAIMER!!!! A United States Federal Law (HR 4827, Law #106-547), pertaining to badge possession, collecting, and use came into force on 12/19/2000. This Federal law makes the possession, shipping, and use of Police badges and id cards and Replica Police badges and id cards a crime if they are used for any purpose whatsoever, other than the following: 1. Decorative purposes 2. A memento, or a ... [Read More]

    • ASIN: B01LXMSTLE
    • ASIN: B01LXMSTLE
    • Brand: cheapyardsigns
    • Manufacturer: cheapyardsigns

  • Black Heart Decals & More Parks and Recreation/Ron Swanson Vinyl Decal Sticker | Color: White | 5" Tall

    This vinyl decal sticker will adhere to any clean, flat, hard, surface. Our decals are cut in the USA from high quality outdoor, all weather vinyl that will last up to 5 years outside and even longer inside! Our decals are die-cut with no background. All our decals are easy to apply. We include application instructions to help you apply your decal properly. Our decals should not be applied to any surface that experience extreme temperatures. Application Temperature: +50F Service Temperature Range: -40F to +180F Our decals can be used as a great way to customize anything! You can apply our deca... [Read More]

    • ASIN: B07SH9L4GV
    • ASIN: B07SH9L4GV
    • Brand: Black Heart Decals & More
    • Manufacturer: Black Heart Decals & More

  • Ron Swanson Bacon Decal - for Cars, Laptops, and More! - Use Inside or Outside - Sicks to Any Flat Smooth Surface

    Decorate your Macbook, laptop, car or skateboard with this awesome decal (heavy duty sticker). If you love Parks and Recreation, Ron Swanson, woodworking, whiskey and bacon, then this sticker is for you. Add one to your cart, please and thank you. Details: -- Solvent printed vinyl is designed for indoor or outdoor use -- Decals last 3-5 years with no fading -- Made in and ships from USA -- Can be removed, leaves nothing behind -- Will stick to any flat smooth surface (computer, car, wall, etc)

    • ASIN: B079YLG8YP
    • ASIN: B079YLG8YP
    • Brand: StacyKakes
    • Manufacturer: StacyKakes

  • Feeding the Fire: Recipes and Strategies for Better Barbecue and Grilling

    Joe Carroll makes stellar barbecue and grilled meats in Brooklyn, New York, at his acclaimed restaurants Fette Sau and St. Anselm. In Feeding the Fire, Carroll gives us his top 20 lessons and more than 75 recipes to make incredible fire-cooked foods at home, proving that you don’t need to have fancy equipment or long-held regional traditions to make succulent barbecue and grilled meats. Feeding the Fire teaches the hows and whys of live-fire cooking: how to create low and slow fires, how to properly grill chicken (leave it on the bone), why American whiskey blends so nicely with barbecued me... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1579655572
    • ASIN: 1579655572
    • ISBN: 9781579655570
    • Brand: imusti
    • Manufacturer: Artisan

  • My Party Shirt Breakfast Ron Swanson Office Poster Parks And Recreation 18" x 24" Rec Bacon Egg

    Show off your love for breakfast and Ron Swanson with this poster!

    • ASIN: B074NBRHCD
    • UPC: 748827650267
    • ASIN: B074NBRHCD
    • Brand: My Party Shirt
    • Size: 18 x 24 Inch
    • Manufacturer: My Party Shirt

  • Never Half Ass Two Things Mug, Coffee Cup Funny Mug tea Birthday Gift for Him Unique Caffeine Addict Cute

    Never Half Ass Two Things Mug, Coffee Cup Funny Mug mug size - 11oz Microwave and dishwasher safe - 100% Our mugs are produced to the highest standard possible to ensure you receive a quality product that you will be truly satisfied with. We use the best quality decal paints and mugs available to ensure a sharp image that will not fade or scratch off. It high temperature decal mugs - mugs made in 900oC - 1700oF temperature. Can be used for Hot & Cold beverages. 100% safe for children. PLEASE LOOK AT THE PICTURES AND BID ACCORDINGLY Shipping Details Please note that we ship your order as quickl... [Read More]

    • ASIN: B01DQS5I2M
    • UPC: 715335184546
    • ASIN: B01DQS5I2M
    • Brand: topmug
    • Size: 11 ounce

  • Mainstays 11-19" Adjustable Swivel Sash Rod, 5/16" Diameter, White, Set of 2

    The Mainstays Adjustable Swivel Sash Rods set of two is ideal for smaller windows and tight spaces, like on or around doors and windows. The brackets have a 1/4 inch clearance creating a slim profile

    • UPC: 50015133
    • Model: MS44-014-011-24
    • Color: White
    • Size: 11-19"11-19
    • Rating: 4.273

  • NoNo Bracket - Outside Mounted Blinds Curtain Rod Bracket Attachment (Set of 3)

    Instantly and dramatically change the look of a room with the NoNo Bracket Outside Mounted Blinds Curtain Rod Bracket Attachments. They are very easy and quick to attach for your convenience. These hardware brackets give

    • UPC: 447646545
    • Model: OMVB
    • Color: Brown
    • Rating: 4.539

  • Instant Curtain Rod Holders - Set of 8

    Collections Etc Instant Curtain Rod Holders are a simple and convenient way to hang curtains without damaging your drywall, sheet rock or other wall materials. It's available in a set of eight, so there's enough

    • UPC: 102752220
    • Model: 22368
    • Color: Silver
    • Rating: 3.475

  • NoNo Bracket - Curtain Rod Bracket attachment for Outside Mount Vertical Blinds (Set of 2 Brown)

    Alter the look of your space with these NoNo Bracket Curtain Rod Bracket Attachments for Outside Mount Vertical Blinds. They allow you to easily hang curtains and dramatically change the look of any room. These

    • UPC: 494437469
    • Color: Brown
    • Rating: 4.0

  • Chicology Clip Rings, Fits Rods 3/4-in. Diameter, Curtain & Drapery Hardware, Essential Black (100% Steel) - Pack of 12

    Hang Curtains with ease and style. Try Chicology 3/4-in. Curtain Clip Rings, Set of 12 to transform any fabric into a drapery panel. These provide the perfect solution for curtain panels that have pockets too

    • UPC: 223081334
    • Model: RING-EBK1619
    • Color: BlackEssential Black (100% Steel)
    • Size: 12Pack of 12
    • Rating: 3.667

  • Urbanest Swing Arm Rods, 1/2", 24"-38", Black, Set of 2

    Urbanest metal swing arm curtain rod offers flexibility and styleRod extends from 24" at the bend to 38". Diameter of rod is 1/2". Wall mount span is 2 3/4".Arm swivels 180 degrees for flexibility. Mounting

    • UPC: 605801678
    • Color: Black
    • Size: 2Set of 2
    • Rating: 4.0

  • Best Home Fashion, Inc. Windsor Curtain Rod

    Features: -Material: Metal. -Includes hardware for easy installation. Product Type: -Single rod. Finish: -Pewter. Material: -Metal. Dimensions: Rod: -Yes. Finial: -Yes. Overall Product Weight: -3 lbs. Maximum Rod Width - Side to Side: -84". Minimum

    • UPC: 48444482
    • Color: Graywindsor pewter
    • Size: 48 - 86 inches86\"

  • Best Home Fashion Wraparound Blackout Curtain Rod

    Make the most out of your blackout curtains with the Best Home Fashion Wraparound Blackout Curtain Rod. The sturdy aluminum rod allows your curtains to wrap around the edges of the window to completely block

    • UPC: 507030107
    • Color: Black
    • Size: 52" - 96"52\"
    • Rating: 5.0

  • Best Home Fashion Cylinder Single Curtain Rod

    The Best Home Fashion Cylinder Single Curtain Rod features a bold, minimalist design that adds elegance to your window treatment. The sturdy metal construction comes in your choice of available metallic finishes. Best Home

    • UPC: 707342559
    • Color: Silver
    • Size: 8484L x 48W in.

  • The Rod Swanson Bacon Wrapped Meat Framed Print Poster Wall or Desk Mount Options

    The meal of choice for our favorite television character. Perfect size measuring 9 x 11 inches, your frame comes ready to display with both a tabletop stand and integrated wall mounting options. Artwork is printed

    • UPC: 827029712

  • The Best Of Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

    Swanologues - The Best of Ron Swanson the only remaining one

    Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson's Best Moments (Supercut)