Best Of Screw My Wife - May 2024

Go the F**k to Sleep

A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time""Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."--The New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."--National Public Radio"A new Bible for weary parents"--New York Times"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"--Boston Globe"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who wear... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1617750255
• ASIN: 1617750255
• ISBN: 1617750255
• Brand: Akashic Books
• Manufacturer: Akashic Books

Navy Wife I Love My Sailor Personalized License Plate Frame for Women/Men, Aluminum Metal Car Black License Plate Holder with Screws

The Personalized Custom License Plate Frames, Durable design protects your License Plate from impact damage and rust. It will perfectly match your car and Enhance the appearance & style of your vehicle. Sold individually (not a pair) -Frame size:12.5 x 6.3 x 0.3 inches NOTE: Please check the product image for frame size. Please measure your license plate to make sure the upper or bottom lip of the frame won't cover the state name.

• ASIN: B07KK9HTGZ
• ASIN: B07KK9HTGZ
• Brand: licenseplateframecovefunny
• Manufacturer: GTBAO

HurryCane Freedom Edition Folding Cane with T Handle, Original Black

The #1 selling cane on Amazon just got better! This is the cane that is featured on National television! The Freedom Edition includes a re-designed feet locking system with the WhisperFlex base design, for a smooth and silent pivot. Inspired by the Most Advanced Machine on Earth: The Human Body. We built it from the ground up to feel like an extension of the body. Engineered with 4 critical innovations: 1. Stabilizes like a foot: Just like the human foot, the HurryCane gives you 3 points of contact for superior balance and stability. It naturally simulates your instinctive walking motion to pr... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00E9ZFBII
• UPC: 822383571034
• ASIN: B00E9ZFBII
• Brand: HurryCane
• Size: One Size
• Manufacturer: Drive Medical

Chamberlain Group Chamberlain B970 Smartphone-Controlled Ultra-Quiet & Strong Belt Drive Garage Door Opener with Battery Backup and MAX Lifting Power, Blue,

The B970 is an ultra quiet, super strong and durable steel-reinforced belt drive garage door opener engineered with smart technology to help you manage activities and simplify your life. Built to withstand extreme conditions, it’s constructed with anti-vibration technology and precision engineered for years of reliability and smooth performance—perfect for attached garages. Powered by Chamberlain’s Lift Power System, it delivers the maximum lifting capacity in the category. Built-in Wi-Fi and the MyQ App allow you to get real-time alerts, open, close, and know the status of your garage d... [Read More]

• ASIN: B075CQ86ZV
• UPC: 012381185863
• ASIN: B075CQ86ZV
• Brand: Chamberlain
• Size: 1 Kit
• Manufacturer: Chamberlain

Portable Travel Bottles Set, AMMAX Leak Proof Squeezable Silicon Tubes Travel Size Toiletries Containers, TSA Carry On Approved Refillable Travel Accessories for Shampoo Liquids 4 Pack (3 fl. oz)

AMMAX Travel Bottle The new bottle keeps the features people love: it’s still made from soft, rugged silicone that’s easy to squeeze and gets every last drop out; the small, medium, and large sizes are still air travel approved (TSA); and all four sizes are food-safe (FDA). Tips and FAQ: Bag it for insurance AMMAX tubes won't leak under normal circumstances; however, accidents can happen. Those luggage handlers can sometimes be brutal, caps don't get tightened fully, etc. We recommend that you always put your tubes in a sealed ""Ziplock"" style bag. Broken cap, damaged tube, or other issue... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07D4PR3PY
• ASIN: B07D4PR3PY
• Brand: AMMAX
• Size: Medium
• Manufacturer: AMMAX

TubShroom The Revolutionary Tub Drain Protector Hair Catcher/Strainer/Snare, Blue

We face a myriad of challenges each and every day. Cleaning clogged drains, thankfully, no longer has to be one of them--thanks to the TubShroom. TubShroom is a bathtub hair stopper that fits snug inside your shower tub drain, effortlessly gathering each and every hair that tries to make its way down your vulnerable drain. It's the hero you deserve in your bathroom. You can rest easy knowing that TubShroom works great for all kinds of hair-- human and pet alike. No more exorbitant bills from the plumber and no more having to use harmful chemical-based drain cleaners that damage your pipes. ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01BYRMGCC
• UPC: 084436803039
• ASIN: B01BYRMGCC
• Brand: TubShroom
• Manufacturer: Juka Innovations Corporation

The Flavor Matrix: The Art and Science of Pairing Common Ingredients to Create Extraordinary Dishes

One of Smithsonian Magazine's Ten Best Food Books of the Year A revolutionary new guide to pairing ingredients, based on a famous chef's groundbreaking research into the chemical basis of flavor As an instructor at one of the world’s top culinary schools, James Briscione thought he knew how to mix and match ingredients. Then he met IBM Watson. Working with the supercomputer to turn big data into delicious recipes, Briscione realized that he (like most chefs) knew next to nothing about why different foods taste good together. That epiphany launched him on a quest to understand the molecu... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0544809963
• ASIN: 0544809963
• ISBN: 0544809963
• Manufacturer: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill

Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! Choose a personal trauma style controlling, indulgent, and more! Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages; written by Knock K... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1601063091
• UPC: 825703500042
• ASIN: 1601063091
• ISBN: 9781601063090
• Brand: Knock Knock
• Manufacturer: Knock Knock

North States 72" Wide Deluxe Décor Baby Gate: Provides safety in extra-wide spaces with added one-hand functionality. Hardware mount. Fits 38.3"-72" wide (30" tall, Bronze)

The North States Deluxe Decor Gate offers added security and style for large openings. The exclusive matte bronze finish is designed for exceptional richness, durability and depth of color while its heavy-duty metal construction is built to last! The easy one-hand operation and stay-open feature will sure to assist any busy parent. For additional security, this gate offers one swinging walk-through panel built with a child-proof double-locking system. This gate panel is an extra-wide 25.5 inches wide making it the perfect size for the entire family. To keep the gate panel open, simply use the ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B005DOS2EE
• UPC: 026107049346
• ASIN: B005DOS2EE
• Brand: North States
• Size: Deluxe Décor Gate Bronze
• Manufacturer: North States Industries

Victorinox Swiss Army Classic SD Pocket Knife, Red

• ASIN: B00004YVB2
• UPC: 031112548210
• ASIN: B00004YVB2
• Brand: Victorinox
• Size: 58mm
• Manufacturer: Victorinox

Wahl Color Pro Complete Hair Cutting Kit with Extended Accessories & Cape, Includes Color Coded Guide Combs and Color Coded Hair Length Key, Styling Shears, and Combs for Home Styling,79300-1001

Wahl Color Pro Complete Hair Clipper Kit with Extended Accessories & cape (# 79300-1001)

• ASIN: B00006IVEN
• UPC: 043917228501
• ASIN: B00006IVEN
• Brand: WAHL
• Manufacturer: Wahl Clipper Corp

My Arcade Ten Foot Gamepad Extender Cable for The Nintendo SNES Classic Edition Console or NES Classic Edition Console

Enjoy comfortable play on your Nintendo SNES Classic Edition or NES Classic Edition Console with this 10-foot, high-quality gamepad extension cable that allows you to place the console where you want without feeling restricted.

• ASIN: B01M4QC20Y
• UPC: 845620029259
• ASIN: B01M4QC20Y
• Brand: My Arcade
• Manufacturer: My Arcade

Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism

• ASIN: 0964596008
• ASIN: 0964596008
• ISBN: 0964596008
• Brand: Fetish and Kinky
• Manufacturer: Mystic Rose Books

Dainty Name Bar Bracelet in Handmade Initial Jewelry Bracelet Friendship Women Best Friend Mom Christmas Gift Sorority Mothers Day Gifts From Daughter - 2BR

Delicate and dainty, this name plate bracelet is great for daily wear! Personalize it with initials, a name, or even a short message. Send these as gifts to your loved ones, or customize one for yourself. If you so choose, both sides of the plate can be stamped, as well. In order to extend the life of this plated piece, remove jewelry when sleeping, exercising, or doing other physically strenuous activities, as prolonged contact with sweat will cause the plating to wear away faster. In addition, avoid contact with perfumes, water, body oils, and other chemicals, including household cleaners. N... [Read More]

• ASIN: B015LAWJRA
• ASIN: B015LAWJRA
• Brand: MignonandMignon

Hot Sauce Kit (Makes 7 Lip Smacking Gourmet Bottles) Featuring Heirloom Peppers From 5th Generation Farmers, A Full Set Of Recipes, Storing Bottles & More!

How Would You Feel If We Told You That You Can Make Your Own Hot Spicy Sauce At Home? Exactly! Your own homemade and all fresh hot sauce created by your own hands... or feet. Hey, it's your sauce... you decide. To do this all you need is a really cool hat and this Hot Sauce Complete Kit. When We Say A Complete Set - We Mean It! 7 bottles of 2 different types(glass and plastic-squeezable), a "top secret" very scary ghost pepper, interactive recipe cards with instructions for anyone to make the perfect hot sauce! An instruction guide folded like origami is also included, while having the time of... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01F3ARIZG
• UPC: 641427602417
• ASIN: B01F3ARIZG
• Brand: DIY Gift Kits
• Size: Hot Sauce Kit
• Manufacturer: DIY Gift Kits

My Husband's Wife : A Novel

"First published in Great Britain by Penguin Books (UK), an imprint of Penguin Random House UK, 2016"--Title page

• UPC: 56143938
• Rating: 3.0

My Lovely Wife

9780451491725

• UPC: 476061916
• Rating: 4.273

My Bought Virgin Wife

She's mine...But will her innocence break all my rules?I've never wanted anything like I want heiress Imogen Fitzalan. I married her to secure my empire-- but my untouched wife has ignited an undeniable hunger in

• UPC: 890786452

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend That He Couldn't Make Her Cum in Under Five Minutes, 2! - eBook

Stinging from his loss – he bet my wife he could make her orgasm in under five minutes and failed – my black best friend Yrik wants to double down... He says he can make

• UPC: 996334701

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend That He Couldn't Make Her Cum in Under Five Minutes, 3! - eBook

Two bets done and we're back to square one. My friend wants to leave but we've got one more bet up our sleeves... She can outlast two men at once. Finally, I'm gonna get some!

• UPC: 236981645

Blacked World: My Wife Bet My Black Best Friend That He Couldn't Make Her Cum in Under Five Minutes... Rematch, 2! - eBook

My loving wife had lost the rematch in the park! Or, had she...? The man who came into the clearing to investigate, he was a ringer! There was no way his arrival was accidental. Yrik

• UPC: 638337364

My Best Friends' Wives and I - eBook

This is a story about a bored married man with his own car business that is not doing too well.For a 40th birthday present to himself, he wants a one-time affair with some of his

• UPC: 592459371

Novel About My Wife - eBook

When Tom moves with his wife Ann from their tiny Camden flat into a large house in Hackney, he feels as if it's the start of the rest of their life together. Deeply in love,

• UPC: 218495754
• Rating: 3.5

My Lovely Wife - eBook

**AN INSTANT INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLERDexter meets Mr. and Mrs. Smith in this wildly compulsive debut thriller about a couple whose fifteen-year marriage has finally gotten too interesting...**Our love story is simple. I met a gorgeous woman.

• UPC: 295361714
• Rating: 4.273

My Husband's Wife : A Novel

"When young lawyer Lily marries Ed, she's determined to make a fresh start. To leave the secrets of the past behind. But then she takes on her first murder case and meets Joe, a convicted

• UPC: 54642568
• Rating: 3.0