Best One Line Insults - April 2024

Shattered (The Southern Comfort Series/Dahlonega Trilogy Book 1)

Eighteen years ago, Lucy Flannery’s young life was shattered when her mother and little brother were murdered – a crime made all the more heartbreaking by the fact that the killer was her father. However, recently uncovered evidence proves that her father was wrongfully convicted. Reeling from this revelation, Lucy comes back to her hometown, both terrified and desperate to reconnect with the father whom she’d rejected.Trespassing at her childhood home, Lucy finds herself facing down the county sheriff, Ben Paulson, who is as intrigued by this prodigal daughter as he is horrified by the ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B06XDG9SZN
• ASIN: B06XDG9SZN

Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box

From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England. His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0038TYV7I
• UPC: 814229000297
• ASIN: B0038TYV7I
• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
• Size: standard
• Manufacturer: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Anker 6ft Premium Nylon Lightning Cable, Apple MFi Certified for iPhone Chargers, iPhone Xs/XS Max/XR/X / 8/8 Plus / 7/7 Plus / 6/6 Plus / 5s, iPad Pro Air 2, and More(Silver)

Premium Nylon Cable The Durable Sync-and-Charge Cable Superior Durability A tough nylon exterior resists damage from the outside, while the cable's interior is precision-designed to handle thousands upon thousands of bends. MFi Certified The seal of approval from Apple themselves. This premium charging cable is officially verified to work flawlessly with your iPhone, iPad, and more. High-Speed Performance Guaranteed to charge your devices as fast as an original Apple charging cable. Forget about worrying whether or not your charging cable is wasting precious time. World Famous Warranty At Anke... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0796S2JPS
• UPC: 848061056648
• ASIN: B0796S2JPS
• Brand: Anker
• Size: 6 Feet
• Manufacturer: Anker

First Lines Literature Coffee Mug - The Greatest Opening Lines Of Literature, From Anna Karenina to Slaughterhouse Five - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Featuring 24 opening lines of some of the greatest works of literature.

• ASIN: B01D6TGVHW
• UPC: 814229027638
• ASIN: B01D6TGVHW
• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
• Size: Holds 12 oz.
• Manufacturer: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

• ASIN: B0026YWQ4Q
• ASIN: B0026YWQ4Q

Last Love Lost

• ASIN: B00XDV1SFE
• ASIN: B00XDV1SFE

CheckOutStore (50) Premium Slimline Single 1-Disc DVD Cases 7mm (Blue)

CheckOutStore 7mm Premium Slimline Single DVD Cases are made from 100% New Virgin Polypropylene Material and are of exceptional quality. CheckOutStore DVD Cases have a clear/transparent cover for labels or graphics covering the front and the back as well as clips inside for holding manuals. 100% New Polypropylene material Strong Locking Mechanism: Disc would not be fall out from the case Strong Tab Holders: would not be easily broken after many times pushing Strong Hinge: would not become white and broken after several opening and closing Compact Design: half as thick as a regular size DVD... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01B6OVWSM
• UPC: 729884402655
• ASIN: B01B6OVWSM
• Brand: CheckOutStore
• Size: 50 Units
• Manufacturer: CheckOutStore

Fallout 4 Game of The Year Edition - Xbox One [video game]

Return to the Wasteland on September 26 with Fallout 4: Game of the Year Edition. With all the latest gameplay updates, graphical enhancements, the ability to play Mods for free on PC and consoles, plus all official add-ons included, this is the ultimate way to experience the award-winning post-nuclear adventure from Bethesda Game Studios. Winner of more than 200 “Best Of” awards - including the 2016 BAFTA and 2016 D.I.C.E. Game of the Year - Fallout 4 is the studio's most ambitious game yet. As the sole survivor of Vault 111, you enter a world destroyed by nuclear war. Every second is a f... [Read More]

• ASIN: B074NGD394
• UPC: 093155172517
• ASIN: B074NGD394
• Brand: Bethesda
• Manufacturer: Bethesda

The Silversmith (David Wolf Book 2)

From Amazon bestselling author Jeff Carson comes the second action-packed mystery-thriller in the acclaimed David Wolf Series. Deputy David Wolf has waited sixteen years to follow in his father’s footsteps and be appointed Sheriff of the Sluice County sheriff’s department, headquartered in the ski resort town of Rocky Points, Colorado. But instead of the dream job, he's offered something else. When Wolf refuses, and a dead body shows up with clues pointing to Wolf as the culprit, he soon finds himself chased by his own department, along with a special forces hunter with a disturbing lust f... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00BNWB5IA
• ASIN: B00BNWB5IA
• Manufacturer: Cross Atlantic Publishing

Soul Survivor

2017 release. Will Downing, widely known as The Prince Of Sophisticated Soul, is an icon in both the R&B and jazz worlds. Having sold more than four million albums in his brilliant career, Will continues to tour nonstop to the delight of his devoted fans! Soul Survivor features special guests Avery*Sunshine, Najee, Phil Perry, Maysa and others. Highlights include Will's inspired interpretations of such classics as Blue Magic's "Stop To Start," The Stylistics' "Hurry Up This Way Again," "Tell Me All About It," a hit for both Michael Franks and Natalie Cole, plus a host of great Will Downing ori... [Read More]

• ASIN: B074D1PZCT
• UPC: 016351584229
• ASIN: B074D1PZCT
• Brand: Shanachie
• Manufacturer: Shanachie

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

Hijackers of a New York subway train will kill a passenger a minute to get their $1 million ransom.

• ASIN: 0792843649
• UPC: 027616837523
• ASIN: 0792843649
• ISBN: 0792843649
• Brand: MATTHAU,WALTER
• Manufacturer: Mgm (Video & DVD)

Panasonic Electric Body Hair Trimmer and Groomer for Men ER-GK60-S, Cordless, Wet/Dry with 3 Comb Attachments, Washable

The Panasonic Electric Body Hair Trimmer and Groomer for Men ER-GK60-S makes personal grooming gentle and easy. The body hair trimmer's wide-edge, hypoallergenic blade quickly and painlessly removes unwanted hair on the body. The unique blade has rounded edges for gentle trimming and less irritation, especially on more gentle areas of the body. And, with the ultra-thin blade, you can trim as close as 0.1-milimeter for a clean, smooth feel. The V-shaped head and slim line design allows you to quickly and easily maneuver the men's electric body trimmer across the body and in hard-to-reach areas ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0741BYXK5
• UPC: 885170319127
• ASIN: B0741BYXK5
• Brand: Panasonic
• Manufacturer: Panasonic

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearmints - 1 Tin of Mints

Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers GuildThe origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.) Others argue that the UPG dates f... [Read More]

• ASIN: B000OP53T4
• UPC: 814229000068
• ASIN: B000OP53T4
• Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
• Size: 1 Tin
• Manufacturer: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Saphir Shoe Polish - Pate De Luxe - 50 Ml - Made in France (Black)

Brand StoryMade in France, Saphir was founded in 1920 as a worldwide leader in quality leather care and renovation products. Since then, Saphir has continued to excel by continuously developing their leather care products to fit their customer's needs. Saphir's Beaute Du Cuir line of products is ideal for protecting and serving all of your leather needs. Saphir maintains a goal of using only the best natural raw materials by avoiding resin and silicon in its polishes. Saphir holds a high standard for customer satisfaction, and will not market products that are harmful to leather or consumers. ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B002QEZ2P6
• ASIN: B002QEZ2P6
• Brand: Saphir - Made in France
• Size: 1
• Manufacturer: SAPHIR BEAUTÉ DU CUIR

Aircast AirSelect Standard Walker Brace / Walking Boot, Large

The Aircast AirSelect Walker Brace / Walking Boot is the most-advanced walking boot, engineered to provide the ultimate in protection, comfort, and edema (swelling) control. The Aircast AirSelect has a durable, semi-rigid shell that helps support the limb while providing full-shell protection. Overlapping Duplex air cells line the shell providing intermittent pneumatic compression for 3-times faster edema reduction. The front panel is pre-inflated and combined with the overlapping air cells, which provides a total contact fit. SoftStrike technology absorbs and dissipates shock, while the light... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00ZL32LIK
• UPC: 888912044059
• ASIN: B00ZL32LIK
• Brand: Aircast
• Size: Large
• Manufacturer: DJO Global

F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book : 40 Cuss Words and Insults to Color & Relax: Adult Coloring Books

This beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your

• UPC: 227083282
• Rating: 5.0

Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant : Create Your Own Shakespearean Insults

Unleash a fresh new insult on your next unsuspecting victim Shakespeare-style with this Shakespearean 3-flap curse word generator

• UPC: 26487605
• Rating: 4.0

The Dance of Connection : How to Talk to Someone When You're Mad, Hurt, Scared, Frustrated, Insulted, Betrayed, or Desperate

Reveals how to communicate effectively using "voice lessons," enabling readers to convey clearer meanings and strengthen positive emotions and integrity in the face of

• UPC: 1745340

Phony Loser! : The Donald Trump Mix 'n' Match Insult Generator

Be the world leader of insults!No one has more experience defending himself than Donald J.Trump, so it's no surprise that he's the uncontested Commander-in-Chief of fighting words. Phony Loser! puts all of Trump's best zingers

• UPC: 762332027

Shakespeare Insult Generator : Mix and Match More than 150,000 Insults in the Bard's Own Words

Pages consist of three sets of flip cards which can be mixed and matched to create different

• UPC: 28317370

Man Walks Into a Bar : Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

"Man Walks Into A Bar" is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are packed in by the thousands and are ordered thematically - covering every topic including

• UPC: 166976971

Shut Up & Colour This Shit 2 : Insults (Left-Handed Edition)): A Swear Word Adult Colouring Book

Ideal holiday gift for adults! Adult humour alert!*****Left-Handed Edition*****People around you being utterly insufferable? Of course they are. Colour your stress away...This second naughty swear word adult colouring book is packed with enjoyable designs and

• UPC: 754639691

The Insulted and the Injured - eBook

Natasha leaves her parents' home and runs away with Alyosha (prince Alexey) – the son of Prince Valkovsky who abuses her father. As a result of his pain, her father, Nikolai, curses her. The only

• UPC: 675086451
• Rating: 4.0

Shakespearean Insults 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar

If you've ever said something's come "full circle," been "in a pickle," "seen better days," or gone on a "wild goose chase," then you've quoted Shakespeare. Now you can build up your Bard repertoire with

• UPC: 333572298

1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks - eBook

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”—Groucho MarxAn insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the

• UPC: 399174237
• Rating: 4.0