Best One Liners For Women - April 2024

The Only Woman in the Room: A Novel

The New York Times and USA Today Bestseller! She possessed a stunning beauty. She also possessed a stunning mind. Could the world handle both?Her beauty almost certainly saved her from the rising Nazi party and led to marriage with an Austrian arms dealer. Underestimated in everything else, she overheard the Third Reich's plans while at her husband's side, understanding more than anyone would guess. She devised a plan to flee in disguise from their castle, and the whirlwind escape landed her in Hollywood. She became Hedy Lamarr, screen star.But she kept a secret more shocking than her heritage... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1492666866
• UPC: 760789271694
• ASIN: 1492666866
• ISBN: 1492666866
• Manufacturer: Sourcebooks Landmark

One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five successive years, allowing users to revisit previous thoughts on a specific day of the year over the span of five years, and reflect on change and progress.Use the One Line a Day 5-year journal format to provide an ins... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0811870197
• ASIN: 0811870197
• ISBN: 0811870197
• Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Did You Hear The One About ....: A book of puns, one liners, and witticisms compiled by George Young illustrated by Darryl Curson

Introduction George Young and Darryl Curson have been lifelong friends since they were toddlers on St. Mary Street in Shelbyville, Indiana in the early 1950s. They attended the same Shelbyville schools through high school and ultimately college at Indiana University, Bloomington. Something in their early surroundings nurtured a basis for their shared appreciation of odd absurdities of life. Perhaps it was the DDT mosquito fogging trucks that frequently sprayed St. Mary Street during the hot summers. George has always enjoyed sharing his awful jokes and puns with family, friends, colleagues and... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1548793515
• ASIN: 1548793515
• ISBN: 1548793515
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

WE'RE ALL A MESS, IT'S OK: A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ESSAYS AND ONE-LINERS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF EVERYDAY LIFE

The number one best-selling author of "The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book Of Failures" brings you her newest gem, "We're All A Mess. It's OK." Over one hundred contributors share their failures, setbacks and most embarrassing moments for this compilation of hilarity with the hopes that their stories would give the embarrassed and struggling souls some comic and inspirational relief.Life is riddled with pain, disappointments, and failures, but given enough time, they're folly. "We're All A Mess. It's OK" captures life's most absurd moments honestly and without a filter. It's filled with funny ess... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0998968412
• ASIN: 0998968412
• ISBN: 0998968412
• Manufacturer: Amy Lyle

Modern One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Daily Journal, Mindfulness Journal, Memory Books, Daily Reflections Book)

Record and reflect on every day with the One Line a Day keepsake journal. Discover the eye-catching new version of our bestselling memory books: Featuring the painterly brushstrokes of the beloved stationer Moglea, this beautifully colorful daily journal was created to help you record and remember something in particular about every day. Whether you want to find the beauty in ordinary, you're tracking the progress of a new adventure, or you just want to practice daily reflections, One Line a Day will provide the perfect space to do so. Includes full-color artwork on every page inside along wit... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452164622
• ASIN: 1452164622
• ISBN: 1452164622
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Floral One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

A sweet new version of the classic bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Floral One Line a Day features vibrant floral watercolor artwork on its cover and within. With foil-stamped accents, gilded page edges, and a silky ribbon marker, this strikingly beautiful five-year diary brings unexpected joy and reflection to each day, and makes an exceptional gift for Mother's Day, graduations, and all sorts of spring like celebrations.This beautiful 365 day journal will inspire thoughtful daily reflections and become a keepsake record to treasure long after its pages are filled. It makes a gr... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452164614
• ASIN: 1452164614
• ISBN: 1452164614
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Fucking Awesome Wedding Officiant: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

This blank lined journal is perfect to slip into a purse or a briefcase for when you want to write down notes, grocery lists, ideas, poetry, stories, or plans. Other features: This journal is 6x9 inches and is a great travel size 110 high-quality pages. Matte, durable soft cover. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for friends, coworkers and family. Gift for "Bosses Day", Cute gag gift/ stocking stuffer, stocking gift. Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Husband, Best Friend, Birthday gift idea

• ASIN: 1074510771
• ASIN: 1074510771
• ISBN: 1074510771
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dad tell. Here are hundreds to crack the whole family up.Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona.This comedic canon c... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1631583727
• ASIN: 1631583727
• ISBN: 1631583727
• Brand: Racehorse
• Manufacturer: Racehorse

The Ocean Liner

As war engulfs Europe, 1,500 passengers risk everything to find a brighter future.Cousins Masha and Rachel Morgenstern board the luxury liner the SS Manhattan bound for New York, desperate to escape the concentration camps that claimed the rest of their family. America offers a safe haven, but to reach it they must survive a hazardous Atlantic crossing.Among their fellow passengers fleeing the war, each with their own conflicts, secrets and surprises, are the composer Igor Stravinsky, making a new start after a decade of tragedy, and Rose Kennedy, determined to keep her four children from ha... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1477805141
• ASIN: 1477805141
• ISBN: 1477805141
• Manufacturer: Lake Union Publishing

Celestial One Line a Day (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

A beautiful new version of the bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Celestial One Line a Day features dreamy celestial watercolor artwork from artist and designer Yao Cheng and shimmering gold foil stars and gilded page edges. This beautiful 365 day journal will inspire thoughtful daily reflections and become a keepsake record to treasure long after its pages are filled. It makes a great gift for new parents, friends, family and more!A great alternative to a 1 question a day journal, this 5-year diary and journal is the perfect way to:Revisit thoughts and memories: This celestial ver... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452164606
• ASIN: 1452164606
• ISBN: 1452164606
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

6 Pack Mens No Show Socks Casual Low Cut Thin Loafers Non Slip Boat Liners (Grey+black,6 Pack)

Mens Thin No Show Socks 6 Pack Casual Low Cut Loafers Non Slip Boat LinersIf you don't want your socks to show but you still want dry, comfortable feet, we recommend these thin no show socks. Trust us, we¡¯ve tried them all and these are (by far) our favorites. Featuring breathable cotton , these thin no show will keep your feet cool and comfortable throughout the day. They are fashionably low profile to look good with shorts or pants - no one will ever know you¡¯re wearing them.Yes, you got it right. To take you out of crises, there are casual no-show socks (called as loafer socks for men... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01N0JEAOF
• UPC: 614591982807
• ASIN: B01N0JEAOF
• Brand: ADFOLF
• Size: One Size

You Can't Do Epic Shit With Basic People.: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

This blank lined journal is perfect to slip into a purse or a briefcase for when you want to write down notes, grocery lists, ideas, poetry, stories, or plans. Other features: This journal is 6x9 inches and is a great travel size 110 high-quality pages. Matte, durable soft cover. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for friends, coworkers and family. Gift for "Bosses Day", Cute gag gift/ stocking stuffer, stocking gift. Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Husband, Best Friend, Birthday gift idea

• ASIN: 179902041X
• ASIN: 179902041X
• ISBN: 179902041X
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Wow, Look at you becoming a physician assistant and shit: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

This blank lined journal is perfect to slip into a purse or a briefcase for when you want to write down notes, grocery lists, ideas, poetry, stories, or plans. Other features: This journal is 6x9 inches and is a great travel size 110 high-quality pages. Matte, durable soft cover. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for friends, coworkers and family. Gift for "Bosses Day", Cute gag gift/ stocking stuffer, stocking gift. Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Husband, Best Friend, Birthday gift idea

• ASIN: 1074513282
• ASIN: 1074513282
• ISBN: 1074513282
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Best Jokes About Love, Sex & Relationships: (Collection of Jokes, Short Stories and Celebrity Quotes)

Awesome collection of classy jokes, hilarious short stories, and funny quotes from famous actors and comedians. Perfect funny gift for your significant other, coworker, or a friend!Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. ~Will FerrellI wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either.Making love is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?A: Bec... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1980646244
• ASIN: 1980646244
• ISBN: 1980646244
• Manufacturer: Independently published

The Lifeboat: A Novel

The sinking of an ocean liner leaves a newly married woman battling for survival in this powerful debut novel. Grace Winter, 22, is both a newlywed and a widow. She is also on trial for her life.In the summer of 1914, the elegant ocean liner carrying her and her husband Henry across the Atlantic suffers a mysterious explosion. Setting aside his own safety, Henry secures Grace a place in a lifeboat, which the survivors quickly realize is over capacity. For any to live, some must die.As the castaways battle the elements, and each other, Grace recollects the unorthodox way she and Henry met, and ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0316185914
• ASIN: 0316185914
• ISBN: 0316185914
• Brand: Brand: Reagan Arthur / Back Bay Books
• Manufacturer: Back Bay Books

U by Kotex Lightdays Panty Liners, Long, Unscented, 96 Ct

When you want a little more oomph out of your everyday protection, U by Kotex Lightdays Long Liners really go the extra mile, with more coverage in the front and back. Features like natural cotton

• UPC: 43826351
• Model: 48375
• Color: Green
• Size: Long
• Rating: 3.46

Always Thin Daily Liners, Unscented, Wrapped, Regular, 162 Count

Get a fresh feeling all day, every day with Always Thin Dailies! Always Thin Dailies Regular Liners are thin and comfortable, designed to feel like fresh underwear so you can wear them every day. Breathable

• UPC: 43826372
• Model: 3700027331
• Color: Pink
• Size: Regular
• Rating: 4.225

Always Xtra Protection Daily Liners, 92 Count, Extra Long

For Xtra Protection every day of the month, Always Xtra Protection Daily Extra Long Liners have our best absorbing protection to keep you 5X drier*. Always Xtra Protection Daily Liners help you feel clean and

• UPC: 117401057
• Model: 3700097061
• Color: LeakGuard + RapidDry helps keep you 5X drier (vs. Always Thin) Absorbs leaks and odors in seconds, so all they'll notice is your confidence Edge2Edge Adhesive helps keep the liner in place for stay-put protection Super-soft cover feels comfortable against skinClear
• Size: Extra Long
• Rating: 4.274

U by Kotex Lightdays Panty Liners, Extra Coverage, Unscented, 80 Ct

We’ve got you covered from your light days to your “oops†moments with U by Kotex Lightdays Liners Extra Coverage. These super absorbency panty liners are designed with more length and width for 40% more

• UPC: 10450842
• Model: 48374
• Color: Purple
• Size: Long
• Rating: 2.757

U by Kotex Lightdays Panty Liners, Regular, Unscented, 129 Ct

What a chameleon. Whether you need protection on light days, backup support, or just want to feel fresh every day, pick up a box of U by Kotex Lightdays Regular Liners. Features like no artificial

• UPC: 43826355
• Model: 42335
• Color: Yellow
• Size: Regular
• Rating: 3.316

Poise Daily Incontinence Panty Liners, Very Light Absorbency, Long, 176 Ct

Seize your Poise moment by taking control of your light bladder leakage (LBL) with Poise Liners. Poise incontinence panty liners are the number-one liner for LBL† and stays 3X drier than leading similar-size period-only liners.

• UPC: 50104034
• Model: 44676
• Color: Green
• Size: Long
• Rating: 4.704

Tena Incontinence Liners For Women, Very Light, Regular, 26 Count

Many things can trigger the Unexpected Leakpregnancy, childbirth, prescription drugs. Even laughing, coughing or yes, the natural part of aging. TENA Serenity ACTIVE Liners are designed for those very light leaks, but they'll protect you

• UPC: 10316647
• Model: 14735-56300:CA:FC:*01
• Color: N/AOther
• Size: 4444 count (Pack of 4)
• Rating: 4.753

Tena Incontinence Liners, Long, 44 Ct

You can't always stop for the Unexpected Leak. TENA Serenity ACTIVE Liners Long are longer for extra coverage so you feel protected every step of the

• UPC: 11969288
• Model: 064900
• Color: NAOther
• Size: 0044.000004
• Rating: 4.76

Always Discreet Incontinence Liners, Very Light Absorbency, Long Length, 132 Count

Finally, your sensitive bladder can feel like no big deal - and that's a really big deal! Whether you're relaxing at home or out on the town, the last thing you want to think about

• UPC: 39878650
• Model: 3700092724
• Color: Multicolor
• Size: Very Light Long Length
• Rating: 4.391

Poise Incontinence Panty Liners, Very Light Absorbency, Regular, 87 Ct

Seize your Poise moment by taking control of your light bladder leakage (LBL) with Poise Liners. Poise incontinence panty liners are the number-one liner for LBL† and stays 3X drier than leading similar-size period-only liners.

• UPC: 564945759
• Model: 48874
• Color: Green
• Size: Regular
• Rating: 4.691

Skull Cap Beanie Helmet Liner Headwear Thermal Retention Men Women One Size

• UPC: 143441634426
• Category: Hats
• Price: 16 USD