Best Pearls Before Swine - April 2024

Floundering Fathers: A Pearls Before Swine Collection

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR!We the people, in order to form a Pig-ful union, establish ruckus, ensure personal futility, provide for the Zeeba defense, promote the general pun-fare, and endure depressing proclivities of Rat and his vulgarity, do ordain and establish this . . . collection of Pearls Before Swine comics!All of your favorite misanthropic, moronic, pretentious, predatory, political characters are back—plus the Pearls gang! These all-new strips would make our founding fathers . . . well, maybe it’s a good thing they’re not around to see Goat get a Tinder account, Rat cam... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449489346
• UPC: 050837416192
• ASIN: 1449489346
• ISBN: 1449489346
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Pearls Hogs the Road: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 27)

Move over! Pearls Before Swine is back and badder than ever in the new treasury collection Pearls Hogs the Road. The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way.Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the l... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449483666
• UPC: 050837360556
• ASIN: 1449483666
• ISBN: 1449483666
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

The Best of Pearls Before Swine

2-LP Set - contains balaklava en pearls before swine

• ASIN: B001JBMBRO
• ASIN: B001JBMBRO
• Manufacturer: Adelphi

Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 3)

The Fab Four of the funny pages come together again-this time in their first book treasury.Rat, Pig, Zebra, and Goat, the central characters of Pearls Before Swine, are back in Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic, the first Pearls Before Swine treasury-supersized for your enjoyment.But this is no ordinary cartoon treasury. Like the influential Beatles album that inspired the book's title, Sgt. Piggy is full of surprises. In addition to collecting all of the Pearls cartoons that appeared in BLTs Taste So Darn Good and This Little Piggy Stayed Home, cartoonist Stephan Pastis takes readers on a... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0740748076
• UPC: 050837231092
• ASIN: 0740748076
• ISBN: 0740748076
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because Puns Suck: A Pearls Before Swine Collection

PUNS!We know it’s coming. The telltale signs are all there: the oddly specific setup, the unusual word choice, and, just visible out of the corner of our eye, the final panel of Stephan sitting at his desk awaiting the chastisement of one of his characters. Somehow the pun still manages to elicit a groan larger than we expected. Fortunately for us—and for Stephan’s job security—there are more than just puns in I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because Puns Suck. The entire Pearls Before Swine crew returns in some of the strip’s most raucous cartoons yet. Rat tries his hand at publ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449483801
• UPC: 050837360709
• ASIN: 1449483801
• ISBN: 1449483801
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Pearls Takes a Wrong Turn: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR!In true Pearls Before Swine tradition, this treasury is full of Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goat offers a voice of reason amid the ongoing chaos that Pastis creates, either from behind the pen or as a character within... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449489362
• UPC: 050837416215
• ASIN: 1449489362
• ISBN: 1449489362
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

The Saturday Evening Pearls: A Pearls Before Swine Collection (Volume 11)

"There's an artful, edgy rebellion being waged in the funny pages, and one of its brightest revolutionaries is Stephan Pastis." --Fort Worth Star-Telegram"The cartoon Pearls Before Swine is written by a psychopath." --reader complaint, Wichita EagleThis collection of Pearls Before Swine makes a happy return to home and hearth as only these scamps can. An iconic portrait that captures the essence of modern life, Pearls Before Swine is a heartwarming American original.A gifted storyteller with a sick sense of humor, Stephan Pastis is rapidly becoming a master of the cartoon art form. His pearls ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0740773917
• UPC: 050837254633
• ASIN: 0740773917
• ISBN: 0740773917
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Pearls Gets Sacrificed: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 24)

The Pearls Before Swine gang is back in this treasury-sized edition, complete with Stephan Pastis's insightful and entertaining annotations.True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goa... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449458297
• UPC: 050837335226
• ASIN: 1449458297
• ISBN: 1449458297
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Rat's Wars: A Pearls Before Swine Collection (Volume 20)

Acerbic, biting, and hilarious, Pearls Before Swine entertains with its mocking of human nature depicted by a Rat, a Pig, and a cast of predators and prey."Pearls Before Swine,  the oft-snarky comic that features a kind-hearted pig, a rat with the mind of Mencken, and suburban lions and crocs forever trying to ensnare their zebra (or "zeeba!") neighbors. The strip's sharp, attitudinal zing distinguishes it from some of its less daring neighbors on the funny pages; its panels crackle with pitch-perfect timing." —Michael Cavna, Washington Post At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic st... [Read More]

• ASIN: 144942936X
• UPC: 050837306318
• ASIN: 144942936X
• ISBN: 144942936X
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My!: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 6)

In this, Pearls Before Swine treasury, you'll know you're not in Kansas anymore.The Pearls Before Swine crew are at it again in their new book, Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My! But even the wonderful Wizard of Oz couldn't help this bunch of merry misfits. Collecting strips from his last two books, Nighthogs and The Ratvolution Will Not Be Televised, cartoonist Stephan Pastis takes you on a magically malicious journey over the rainbow and into the rat trap of Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My! As in the previous Pearls treasury collection, Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic, the comic stri... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0740761552
• UPC: 050837243378
• ASIN: 0740761552
• ISBN: 0740761552
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Pearls Falls Fast: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury (Volume 21)

 Enjoy a new treasury of New York Times Best-Selling Pearls Before Swine. In this treasury collection of Unsportsmanlike Conduct and Rat's Wars, the eclectic Pearls Before Swine cast play out their respective roles. Rat is the arrogant know-it-all, taking constant advantage of the naive and simple Pig, with wise and pedantic Goat looking on in detached disapproval. The incredibly inept Crocs still hold hopes of eating their Zeeba neighbors. Throw in cameo appearances by Guard Duck and Snuffles the Cat and you get the full tableau of Pearls comedy. Stephan's personal annotations lend insi... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449446590
• UPC: 050837323131
• ASIN: 1449446590
• ISBN: 1449446590
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Suit Your Selfie: A Pearls Before Swine Collection (Volume 5) (Pearls Before Swine Kids)

Gather ‘round the smartphone, kids! Stephan and the Pearls gang are back with a whole album's-worth of jokes, jabs, and cringe-worthy puns. Even Rat cracks a smile in this fifth Pearls Before Swine collection tailored for middle-grade readers. Witty, wacky, and occasionally wise, Suit Your Selfie is more kid-friendly fun from the New York Times best-selling author of Timmy Failure.

• ASIN: 1449483755
• UPC: 050837360648
• ASIN: 1449483755
• ISBN: 1449483755
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Larry in Wonderland: A Pearls Before Swine Collection (Volume 16)

One of the best-selling cartoons today. Offering blistering commentary on hot-button topics related to recent news events, popular culture, cartoon-page contemporaries, and more, Pearls Before Swine expertly illustrates the flaws and shortcomings of human nature through Pastis’s mindful menagerie of fiery and feisty characters.Stephan Pastis offers Pearls Before Swine fans a visit to the other side of the looking glass with his latest collection, Larry in Wonderland. Collecting almost a year's worth of strips, Larry in Wonderland offers cutting-edge commentary on recent news events, popular ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1449408176
• UPC: 050837285798
• ASIN: 1449408176
• ISBN: 1449408176
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

All the Roadrunning

• ASIN: B000F0UV0E
• UPC: 093624415428
• ASIN: B000F0UV0E
• Brand: Warner Bros
• Manufacturer: Warner Bros.

Stephan's Web: A Pearls Before Swine Collection (Volume 26)

Some Rat!Stephan Pastis may not be the kind, selfless arachnid of E.B. White’s cherished children’s novel, but he sure can spin a story – that is, if Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra don’t swat him with a stick first. In Stephan’s Web, the Pearls gang continues to find that friendship and puns are the best defense against everyday predators, like self-righteous vegans, cyclists, and fruitarians.

• ASIN: 1449482023
• UPC: 050837358898
• ASIN: 1449482023
• ISBN: 1449482023
• Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Pearls Before Swine 2020 Day-to-Day Calendar

The Pearls Before Swine 2020 Day-to-Day Calendar: Nothing That Will Happen Today Will Be Better Than Staying in Bed by Stephan Pastis is full of the twisted humor and outlandish puns that have made Pearls

• UPC: 925614233

Suit Your Selfie: A Pearls Before Swine Collection (Paperback)

Stephan and the Pearls gang are back with a whole album's-worth of jokes, jabs, and cringe-worthy

• UPC: 55744654
• Rating: 5.0

Floundering Fathers : A Pearls Before Swine Collection

Everyone's favorite misanthropic, moronic, pretentious, predatory, political characters are back in these all-new strips by "New York Times"-bestselling author Pastis that would make America's founding fathers

• UPC: 479932317
• Rating: 3.0

Pearls Takes a Wrong Turn : A Pearls Before Swine Treasury

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR! In true Pearls Before Swine tradition, this treasury is full of Stephan Pastis's cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together--and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters--the regular Pearls

• UPC: 778111428

Breaking Stephan : A Pearls Before Swine Collection

Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their

• UPC: 38184712
• Rating: 3.0

50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong : A Pearls Before Swine Collection

Collection of previously published comic

• UPC: 12573475
• Rating: 4.0

The Saturday Evening Pearls : A Pearls Before Swine Collection

"Pearls Before Swine" is the hilarious comic strip tale of two friends: arrogant, egotistical Rat and slow-witted Pig. Smart, witty, and painfully honest, this cartoon mocks the flaws and shortcomings of human nature with cynical

• UPC: 10732458
• Rating: 4.5

Stephan's Web : A Pearls Before Swine Collection

Some Rat! Stephan Pastis may not be the kind, selfless arachnid of E.B. White's cherished children's novel, but he sure can spin a story - that is, if Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra don't swat

• UPC: 53719181

Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic : A Pearls Before Swine Treasury

Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals---includes commentary from the

• UPC: 2664623
• Rating: 5.0

I'm Only in This for Me : A Pearls Before Swine Collection

"Strips appeared in newspapers between March 3, 2014 and December 6,

• UPC: 48161288

THE BEST OF PEARLS BEFORE SWINE 2-DISC DOUBLE LP BALAKLAVA RARE ADELPHI AD 4111

• UPC: 174154587965
• Category: Records
• Price: 21 USD

Pearls Before Swine The Best Of Pearls Before Swine sealed 2 record set

• UPC: 313011040961
• Category: Records
• Price: 19 USD

2-LP, Pearls Before Swine, The Best Of, Adelphi Records, TEST PRESS LABELS, NM

• UPC: 293336537164
• Category: Records
• Price: 30 USD

Double LP Record - The Best of PEARLS BEFORE SWINE, AD-4111, Adelphi, 1980

• UPC: 153025216072
• Category: Records
• Price: 25 USD