• Blank Novelty Book - All The Good Things About Turning 40: The Pages Are Blank, But the Humor is Priceless

    This is a novelty book that is blank. Perfect for a gag gift to anyone who is turning 40 or is way over the hill. The title of the book shows as "All the Good Things About Turning 40",but when they open to read it, they will realize that the book is blank! Hilarious and fun book to leave out at any social gathering! Leave a copy out at school, work, or wherever you want a laugh. Makes a great white elephant gift or funny birthday gift! Makes a great prank too! Don't forget to record their reactions!

    • ASIN: 1543054161
    • ASIN: 1543054161
    • ISBN: 1543054161
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

  • What You Don't Know About Turning 40: A Funny Birthday Quiz

    This over-the-hill birthday gift is a pop quiz with 101 questions (complete with humorous answers) that is sure to enliven any 40th birthday party. Steve Mark's 18 b/w illustrations make the book fun to read after the party, as well.Here are a few samples:- Q: What can 40-year-olds do to be considered young at age 40? A: Run for U.S. President or die.- Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds? A: "Get up off the sofa."

    • ASIN: 068404000X
    • ASIN: 068404000X
    • ISBN: 068404000X
    • Brand: Bill Dodds
    • Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

  • The Wonder Years: 40 Women over 40 on Aging, Faith, Beauty, and Strength

    Start embracing the wonder of life after 40 We're all getting older. How do we make the second half of our lives the best half? Forty incredible women of faith from 40 to 85 tackle aging anxieties head-on--and upend them with compelling first-person stories full of humor, sass, and spiritual wisdom. Including: Elisa Morgan on Dogs and Belonging Elisabeth Elliot on Sacrifice and Offering Jennifer Dukes Lee on Drinking in God's Love Jennifer Grant on Diving In Jen Pollock Michel on Facing the End Joni Eareckson Tada on Pain and Provision Kay Warren on Joy and Holy Fun Kendra Smiley on the Freed... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 0825445221
    • ASIN: 0825445221
    • ISBN: 0825445221
    • Brand: Kregel Publications
    • Manufacturer: Kregel Publications

  • 40 Things to Do When You Turn 40: 40 Experts on the Subject of Turning 40

    40 Things To Do When You Turn 40 is a collection of essays that speaks to the reader who has or will soon turn 40. Forty essayists from all walks of life have written on the subject of turning 40; covering issues that are practical, on subjects like health care, fitness, finance, and business, and essays that are reflective, whimsical, or reassuring or just plain laugh-out-loud funny. All royalties will be donated to cancer research.

    • ASIN: 1569069867
    • UPC: 764453009422
    • ASIN: 1569069867
    • ISBN: 1569069867
    • Brand: Brand: Sellers Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Sellers Publishing

  • You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children


    • ASIN: 0394551907
    • ASIN: 0394551907
    • ISBN: 9780394551906
    • Brand: Dr. Seuss
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • 40 Ways to Enjoy Turning Forty: Make the Most of Your Milestone Birthday to Have the Best Year Ever

    Make the most of turning forty! Make your fortieth year whatever you'd like it to be. This self-help guide is packed with activities, examples, and ideas to help you:* appreciate your life thus far * understand yourself better -- examine your unique attributes and what's truly important to you * do more of what you love -- and less of what you don't * strengthen important relationships * treat yourself well * have fun * put things in order * get rid of what you don't need * live a life you love, and* put things in place for the future Of course, you don't need to do ALL of these thin... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1542301599
    • ASIN: 1542301599
    • ISBN: 1542301599
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

  • The Year We Turned Forty: A Novel

    If you could repeat one year of your life, what would you do differently? This heartwarming and hilarious novel from the authors of The Status of All Things and Your Perfect Life features three best friends who get the chance to return to the year they turned forty—the year that altered all of their lives, in ways big and small—and also get the opportunity to change their future.Jessie loves her son Lucas more than anything, but it tears her up inside that he was conceived in an affair that ended her marriage to a man she still loves, a man who just told her he's getting remarried. This ti... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1476763445
    • ASIN: 1476763445
    • ISBN: 9781476763446
    • Manufacturer: Washington Square Press

  • I'm Too Young To Be Seventy: And Other Delusions (Judith Viorst's Decades)

    The beloved author of Forever Fifty and Suddenly Sixty tackles the ins and outs of becoming a septuagenarian with wry good humor. Fans of Viorst’s funny, touching, and wise decades poems will love these verses filled with witty advice and reflections on marriage, milestones, and middle-aged children.Viorst explores, among the many other issues of this stage of life, the state of our sex lives and teeth, how we can stay married though thermostatically incompatible, and the joys of grandparenthood and shopping. Readers will nod with rueful recognition when she asks, “Am I required to think o... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 0743267745
    • ASIN: 0743267745
    • ISBN: 0743267745
    • Brand: Judith Viorst
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

  • The Westing Game (Puffin Modern Classics)

    A Newbery Medal Winner"A supersharp mystery...confoundingly clever, and very funny." —Booklist, starred review A bizarre chain of events begins when sixteen unlikely people gather for the reading of Samuel W. Westing’s will. And though no one knows why the eccentric, game-loving millionaire has chosen a virtual stranger—and a possible murderer—to inherit his vast fortune, on things for sure: Sam Westing may be dead…but that won’t stop him from playing one last game! Winner of the Newbery Medal Winner of the Boston Globe/Horn Book Award An ALA Notable Book   "Great fun for those ... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 014240120X
    • ASIN: 014240120X
    • ISBN: 014240120X
    • Brand: Puffin
    • Manufacturer: Puffin Books

  • Thinner Leaner Stronger: The Simple Science of Building the Ultimate Female Body

    This book has helped thousands of women build their best bodies ever. Will YOU be next?If you want to be fit, lean, and strong as quickly as possible without crash dieting, good genetics, or wasting ridiculous amounts of time in the gym . . . regardless of your age . . . you want to read this book.Here's the deal:Losing fat and building lean muscle isn't as complicated as the fitness industry wants you to believe. This book is the shortcut.You don't need to: Spend hundreds of dollars per month on the worthless supplements, "detoxes," or "skinny teas." Most pills and powders do absolutely no... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1938895312
    • ASIN: 1938895312
    • ISBN: 1938895312
    • Brand: Waterbury Publications, Inc.
    • Manufacturer: Oculus Publishers

  • The Pursuit of Poker Success: Learn from 50 of the world's best poker players

    'GLOBAL POKER AWARDS' - WINNER FOR BEST MEDIA CONTENT, 2018Why do some poker players become immensely successful while others fall by the wayside?What is it that separates the successes from the failures?Is there a magic formula? Over the last 12 years, Lance Bradley has been one of poker's leading journalists and now finds himself at the helm of PocketFives.com as President and Editor-in-Chief. During his time covering the poker world, Bradley has interviewed hundreds, if not thousands, of the world's best players. This experience has revealed one fascinating trend; contrary to what might be ... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1909457833
    • ASIN: 1909457833
    • ISBN: 1909457833
    • Brand: NATIONAL BOOK NETWORK
    • Manufacturer: D & B Publishing

  • The Power of Who: You Already Know Everyone You Need to Know

    Bob Beaudine believes Networking is Not working for Americans any longer. This highly respected and well-connected head hunter shares his philosophy on what really works in identifying what your dream in life is and how to get it. With his unique 100/40 principle, Beaudine takes the traditional networking concept, shakes it up and rebuilds it, explaining that individuals already know everyone they need to know. He shows readers that they have established a powerful network simply by interacting with people in their daily lives. Beaudine explains this new way to achieve dreams clearly, in a ste... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1599951533
    • ASIN: 1599951533
    • ISBN: 1599951533
    • Brand: FaithWords/Hachette Book Group
    • Manufacturer: Center Street

  • The Black Echo (A Harry Bosch Novel)

    An LAPD homicide detective must choose between justice and vengeance as he teams up with the FBI in the first novel of the "thrilling" Harry Bosch series (New York Times Book Review). For maverick LAPD homicide detective Harry Bosch, the body in the drainpipe at Mulholland Dam is more than another anonymous statistic. This one is personal . . . because the murdered man was a fellow Vietnam "tunnel rat" who had fought side by side with him in a hellish underground war. Now Bosch is about to relive the horror of Nam. From a dangerous maze of blind alleys to a daring criminal heist beneath the ci... [Read More]

    • ASIN: 1538744406
    • ASIN: 1538744406
    • ISBN: 1538744406
    • Brand: GRAND CENTRAL
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

  • The Abundance Book

    This classic book introduces readers to a 40-day prosperity plan which points out to readers what "money" really is and teaches a six-step program which shows them how to free their minds from limiting beliefs.

    • ASIN: 1561703478
    • ASIN: 1561703478
    • ISBN: 9781561703470
    • Brand: Price, John Randolph
    • Manufacturer: Hay House Inc.

  • A Dead Red Cadillac (The Dead Red Mystery Series, Book 1)

    A deeply buried and deadly secret resurface with a drowned CadillacWhen Lalla Bains’ trophy red Caddy is discovered tail-fins up in a local lake, police ask why a widowed piano teacher, who couldn’t possibly see beyond the hood ornament, is found strapped in the driver’s seat.As Lalla will soon discover, there’s a shocking link between the drowned woman, her beloved father and an escaped felon--all of which will tear apart her comfortable life and bring her family into the cross-hairs of a killer. "Wise-cracking detectives--from the rank amateurs who somehow stumble into the ... [Read More]

    • ASIN: B004QOAZO2
    • ASIN: B004QOAZO2
    • Manufacturer: Dead Bear Publishing

  • The Thing about Jellyfish (Paperback)

    Twelve-year-old Suzy Swanson wades through her intense grief over the loss of her best friend by investigating the rare jellyfish she is convinced was responsible for her friend's

    • UPC: 53595505
    • Rating: 3.889

  • The Best Thing about Kindergarten

    It's graduation day and Ms. Appleby asks her students, "What is the best thing about Kindergarten?" They all have an answer--and every answer is different. But Ms. Appleby has a secret answer that will surprise

    • UPC: 21971466
    • Rating: 5.0

  • 101 Things You Should Know About Geography

    Sometimes geography can feel like a mass of info to learn by rote. But it's an important way to make sense of our complex, unpredictable world. From glaciers and global warming to latitude and longitude,

    • UPC: 23651043

  • The Thing About Leftovers

    Fizzy feels like a "leftover" after her parents

    • UPC: 55601428
    • Rating: 5.0

  • What S the Most Beautiful Thing You Know about Horses?

    On January's coldest day of the year in a small community in the Northwest Territories, a stranger to horses searches among family and friends for answers to an important

    • UPC: 25233311
    • Rating: 4.0

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On : Things About Me

    Marcel is a creature with one eye and pink shoes and he lives in a shell. Detailed paintings illustrate the scenes as he describes his day around the

    • UPC: 15731631
    • Rating: 3.667

  • Oh, The Things You Can Do That Are Good for You : All About Staying Healthy

    The Cat in the Hat takes children to the Feeling Great Clinic, where they learn about exercise, germs, healthy eating, and playing

    • UPC: 1201363
    • Rating: 4.667

  • The Thing About Luck

    There is bad luck, good luck, and making one's own luckNwhich is exactly what Summer must do to save her family in this National Book Award-winning novel by Newbery Medalist Kadohata ("Kira-Kira").

    • UPC: 30527489
    • Rating: 3.818

  • Ten Things Sloane Hates About Tru - eBook

    "This was such an awesome book, so enjoyable and great, and just fun to read, though there were some problems that the characters had to face! Can't wait to read more of this series!" -Louisa,

    • UPC: 845262819
    • Rating: 3.5

  • 50 Things You Should Know About Titanic

    9781682970232

    • UPC: 51979590

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