Best Things Ever Said - April 2024

The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Drawing from diverse personages from Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said is a witty wise quotation collection that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, funny, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: —W. C. Fields: "Start every day with a smile and get it ov... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0743235797
• ASIN: 0743235797
• ISBN: 0743235797
• Brand: Touchstone
• Manufacturer: Touchstone

637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

"This collection contains some real gems!"UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONALFrom Golda Meir to Erma Bombeck...from Aldous Huxley to Abbie Hoffman...from Oscar Wilde to W.C. Fields...from Queen Victoria to Mae West...from Aristotle to Idi Amin....here are the 637 best things anybody ever said--on God, Life, Death, Murder, Stupidity, Narcisism, Birth, Youth, Sex, Love, Marriage, Horses, Greeks, Romans, Politics, Literature, Drink, Presidents, and a great deal more.

• ASIN: 0449203751
• ASIN: 0449203751
• ISBN: 0449203751
• Manufacturer: Fawcett

1001 Smartest Things Ever Said

A compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s celebrated--and anonymous --minds, from Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen.

• ASIN: 1592287883
• ASIN: 1592287883
• ISBN: 1592287883
• Brand: Lyons Press
• Manufacturer: Lyons Press

The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said

A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular quote collection The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said.Robert Byrne’s quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne’s own wit, diligent research, and creativity combine to form a fresh go-to reference that serves readers better than Google—no Wi-Fi required. The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said is an all-new collection of clever quips and laugh-out-loud punch lines fr... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1451648901
• ASIN: 1451648901
• ISBN: 1451648901
• Brand: Touchstone
• Manufacturer: Touchstone

1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said: Cynics, Scholars, Comedians, Candidates, Reporters, Writers, Philosophers, and Just About Everyone Else Finally Have Their Say!

Cynics, scholars, comedians, candidates, reporters, writers, philosophers, and just about everyone else finally have their say!Every generation has its wits, wags, pundits, punsters, and one-liner champions. And this marvelous collection of classic quotes from throughout history shows off the best of the best. For the first time, the three popular volumes of The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said—all 1,911 of them—are collected in one impressive book of wisdom.From Plato to Groucho, this comprehensive edition quotes some of the most quotable people who ever lived. They are the famous, the i... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0449902854
• ASIN: 0449902854
• ISBN: 9780449902851
• Manufacturer: Ballantine Books

Richard Scarry's Best Word Book Ever (Giant Golden Book)

Richard Scarry's classic word book that's perfect for every child! Welcome to Richard Scarry's Best Word Book Ever! Featuring everything from an airport to a grocery store, this fun-filled book has hundreds of objects clearly labeled so that little readers can expand their vocabularies. In print for fifty years, this classic book has sold over 5 million copies around the world and brought billions of new words to little ones across the globe. Learning has never been more fun! 

• ASIN: 0307155102
• UPC: 307728304480
• ASIN: 0307155102
• ISBN: 9780307155108
• Brand: Golden Books
• Manufacturer: Golden Books

Girl, Wash Your Face: Stop Believing the Lies About Who You Are so You Can Become Who You Were Meant to Be (Girl, Wash Your Face Series Book 1)

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERDo you ever suspect that everyone else has life figured out and you don’t have a clue? If so, Rachel Hollis has something to tell you: that’s a lie.As the founder of the lifestyle website TheChicSite.com and CEO of her own media company, Rachel Hollis developed an immense online community by sharing tips for better living while fearlessly revealing the messiness of her own life. Now, in this challenging and inspiring new book, Rachel exposes the twenty lies and misconceptions that too often hold us back from living joyfully and productively, lies we’ve to... [Read More]

• ASIN: B072TMB75T
• ASIN: B072TMB75T
• Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson

Educated: A Memoir

#1 NEW YORK TIMES, WALL STREET JOURNAL, AND BOSTON GLOBE BESTSELLER • NAMED ONE OF THE TEN BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY THE NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW • ONE OF PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S FAVORITE BOOKS OF THE YEAR • BILL GATES’S HOLIDAY READING LIST • FINALIST FOR THE NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE’S AWARD IN AUTOBIOGRAPHY • FINALIST FOR THE NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE’S JOHN LEONARD PRIZE FOR BEST FIRST BOOK • FINALIST FOR THE PEN/JEAN STEIN BOOK AWARD • FINALIST FOR THE LOS ANGELES BOOK PRIZENAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY The Washington Post • O: ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0399590501
• ASIN: 0399590501
• Brand: Random House
• Manufacturer: Random House

I Said No! A Kid-to-kid Guide to Keeping Private Parts Private

Helping kids set healthy boundaries for their private parts can be a daunting and awkward task for parents, counselors and educators. Written from a kid's point of view, I Said No! makes this task a lot easier. To help Zack cope with a real-life experience he had with a friend, he and his mom wrote a book to help prepare other kids to deal with a range of problematic situations. I Said No! uses kid-friendly language and illustrations to help parents and concerned adults give kids guidance they can understand, practice and use. Using a simple, direct, decidedly non-icky approach that doesn't du... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1878076493
• ASIN: 1878076493
• ISBN: 1878076493
• Manufacturer: Boulden Publishing

As Hogan Said . . .: The 389 Best Things Anyone Said about How to Play Golf

Golf lovers will revel in this collection of tips, wisdom, and quotations culled from the masters of the game, including Bobby Jones, Jack Nichlaus, Sam Snead, Tom Watson, and Tiger Woods. 60,000 first printing.

• ASIN: 0743203763
• ASIN: 0743203763
• ISBN: 0743203763
• Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

I Just Want to Do It My Way! My Story about Staying on Task and Asking for Help

RJ s way of doing things isn t working out for him, especially in math class. His teacher is upset because so many of his assignments are missing or incomplete. RJ blames Norma the booger picker and Rodney the alphabet burper for distracting him during class. The fifth and final book in Julia Cook’s award-winning series, Best Me I Can Be! Follow RJ as he learns he can save himself a lot of grief if he stays on task and does things the right way!

• ASIN: 1934490431
• ASIN: 1934490431
• ISBN: 1934490431
• Manufacturer: Boys Town Press

The Friend Zone

Fall in love with this hilarious and heartwarming romantic comedy that USA Today bestselling author LJ Shen calls "an absolute treat."Instant USA Today bestseller! Kristen Peterson doesn't do drama, will fight to the death for her friends, and has no room in her life for guys who just don't get her. She's also keeping a big secret: facing a medically necessary procedure that will make it impossible for her to have children.Planning her best friend's wedding is bittersweet for Kristen -- especially when she meets the best man, Josh Copeland. He's funny, sexy, never offended by her mile-wide str... [Read More]

• ASIN: B07K6G7QBR
• ASIN: B07K6G7QBR
• Manufacturer: Forever

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2019

Celebrate a quarter century of stupidity! THE 365 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID is the perennially bestselling calendar for 25 years. Here is a riotous round-up of politicians, entertainers, athletes, and others saying epically dumb things, collected by Ross and Kathryn Petras. Every day, a new quote to make you laugh out loud and/or facepalm. Not-quite-there expressions: I’m the oldest I’ve ever been, right now.—MMA fighter and UFC Champion Tim Sylvia. Puzzling headlines: MAN PUNCHES HIMSELF, CHARGED WITH ASSAULT —headline, Gallup Independent (New Mexico). Neighborhood watch cluelessnes... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1523500115
• ASIN: 1523500115
• ISBN: 1523500115
• Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

The Fourth -- And by Far the Most Recent -- 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said: Many Given Heightened Flavor by Nineteenth-Century Line Cuts

Wise and witty quotations from notables ranging from Woody Allen to Emile Zola are brought together in the fourth of a series of collections

• ASIN: 0689121008
• ASIN: 0689121008
• ISBN: 0689121008
• Manufacturer: Atheneum

The Handmaid's Tale

#1 New York Times bestseller Look for The Testaments, the sequel to The Handmaid’s Tale, available now.   An instant classic and eerily prescient cultural phenomenon, from “the patron saint of feminist dystopian fiction” (New York Times). Now an award-winning Hulu series starring Elizabeth Moss.  In Margaret Atwood’s dystopian future, environmental disasters and declining birthrates have led to a Second American Civil War. The result is the rise of the Republic of Gilead, a totalitarian regime that enforces rigid social roles and enslaves the few remaining fertile women. Offred ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 038549081X
• ASIN: 038549081X
• ISBN: 038549081X
• Brand: AMERICAN WEST BOOKS
• Manufacturer: Anchor

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2020

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• UPC: 693339387

365 Smartest Things Ever Said! Page-A-Day Calendar 2020

A daily dose of wisdom. Take solace in the words of the wise--writers, activists, comedians, politicans, entrepreneurs, actors, Nobel Prize winners, and more. Here are hundreds of musings that will surprise, inspire, and bear repeating.

• UPC: 818240164

The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

An irreverent selection of humorous quotes, one-liners, definitions, and quips features words of wisdom from contributors ranging from Goethe to David Letterman on such topics as families, philosophy, movies and television, and

• UPC: 1914928
• Rating: 3.4

The 777 Best Things Ever Said about Money - eBook

No doubt few things spice up an article, a book, a conversation, or a speech more than a well-chosen quotation. Given that money is one of the most written and talked about subjects in Western

• UPC: 129908072

The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said

A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular quote collection The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said. Robert Byrne's

• UPC: 17105980
• Rating: 3.4

1001 Best Things Ever Said About Horses - eBook

From the dawn of time, horses have been at once our idols and our companions, awakening in us feelings of awe and inspiration while serving as our partners in almost all human endeavors. Philosophers, artists,

• UPC: 493694096

New Quotable Golfer : The Best Things Ever Said by the Pros and Duffers of the Sport

A comprehensive collection of the best things ever said about the game of

• UPC: 54354309

The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said - eBook

Drawing from diverse personages from Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said is a witty wise quotation collection that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf.These unique,

• UPC: 747087045

1001 Smartest Things Teachers Ever Said

This collection of inspiring quotes is sure to inspire any

• UPC: 12398994

Ultimate Book of Step-By-Step Cooking & Gardening Projects for Kids: The Best-Ever Book for Budding Gardeners and Super Chefs with 300 Things to Grow

Cook something yummy or grow something amazing - fun how-to projects to delight children

• UPC: 612980330

As Hogan Said... : The 389 Best Things Ever Said About How to Play Golf

• UPC: 142839452539
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 4 USD

The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said - Paperback By Byrne, Robert - GOOD

• UPC: 254517906881
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 2 USD

The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

• UPC: 302336844196
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 3 USD

The 2548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (Proprietar

• UPC: 302476102181
• Category: School Textbooks & Study Guides
• Price: 3 USD

Wit: The Best Things Ever Said by Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Disraeli,... Hardback

• UPC: 391915991139
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 4 USD

2548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by Byrne, Robert

• UPC: 124090576045
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 5 USD

The 2548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne (2001, Hardcover)

• UPC: 164096874296
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 2 USD

1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne

• UPC: 392696697797
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 0 USD

1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1988) - Humorous Quotes! Robert Byrne Book

• UPC: 232429797553
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 3 USD

1001 Best Things Ever Said About Horses

• UPC: 302442350275
• Category: Nonfiction
• Price: 4 USD