Fucking Mothers Best Friend - April 2024

Go the F**k to Sleep

• ASIN: B004YMYR2C
• ASIN: B004YMYR2C
• Manufacturer: Akashic Books

Nolan Trilogy: Boxed Set (Temptation, Confession, Grace) (Under Mr. Nolan's Bed)

What happens when you fall in love with your best friend's father... in the 1950s...? The perfect "innocent" backdrop for this wicked coming-of-age romance trilogy!---------FROM NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING & AWARD WINNING AUTHOR SELENA KITT---------"It's like Flowers in the Attic meets Eyes Wide Shut...""Lead us not into temptation..." ~Matthew 6:13 NOLAN TRILOGY COMPLETE SETThis series has over 100 Amazon Reviews and an average 4.5 rating! Fans say, "This is the BEST trilogy I ever read!" TEMPTATIONCONFESSIONGRACEThis edgy, page-turning saga isn't just a trilogy, it's an enthralling reading ex... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00CSXHKXM
• ASIN: B00CSXHKXM
• Manufacturer: Excessica Publishing

Caught By My Mother's Best Friend (Naughty MILF Older Woman Younger Man)

What happens when your mother's best friend is a hot, sexy older woman? Well, you do what any hormone-crazed, young man would do: you start snooping around her house! Definitely don't forget the underwear drawer and that interesting box hidden in it.But what if she catches you in the act?That is entirely up to her.Find out if the unlikely couple will be able to keep their taboo secret hidden from the one person who absolutely can't find out.

• ASIN: B00OA4U5XY
• ASIN: B00OA4U5XY

What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?: The Answers to Life’s Everyday Question (in 50 F*@#ing Recipes)

If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen!Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: Scallop Ceviche Grilled Skirt S... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0762441771
• UPC: 783324914702
• ASIN: 0762441771
• ISBN: 0762441771
• Brand: Brand: Running Press
• Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

Home Is Burning: A Memoir

An Entertainment Weekly Best Book of the Year, 2015For the Marshalls, laughter is the best medicine. Especially when combined with alcohol, pain pills, excessive cursing, sexual escapades, actual medicine, and more alcohol.Meet Dan Marshall. 25, good job, great girlfriend, and living the dream life in sunny Los Angeles without a care in the world. Until his mother calls. And he ignores it, as you usually do when Mom calls. Then she calls again. And again. Dan thought things were going great at home. But it turns out his mom's cancer, which she had battled throughout his childhood with tenacity... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00VE4Y2IC
• ASIN: B00VE4Y2IC
• Manufacturer: Flatiron Books

Pleasing My Best Friend's Mother: Tip Not Included (Taboo Explicit Lesbian Erotica) (Pleasing My Best Friend's... Book 5)

From a Top 100 -- Best-Selling Erotica Author-- A streamlined story of the sexiest variety intended for 'hot n' ready' readers. --When Tess and her attractive mother, Ava Roots, accidentally bump into her daughter's best friend (the buxom Kristen) at a local restaurant during their mother-daughter luncheon...Sexual tension fills the air as the hot MILF and horny friend rekindle old, unconsummated feelings for each other - right in the back office of the building if need be...True description TOO HOT for Amazon -- Read inside!

• ASIN: B00L8BD2RI
• ASIN: B00L8BD2RI
• Manufacturer: Loveless

Secrets of Daddy's Best Friend: I can't believe what he's done... (Daddy's Billionaire Best Friend Book 3)

Mark has a secret, and it's threatening to ruin everything...My body pulses every time I see him. Thoughts of the dirty, secret things we've been up to rush through my mind and consume me.I'm in a constant state of arousal, always waiting for his next command. He's more than forbidden, which just makes me want him more.But Mark has a past, and with it comes a secret that has me questioning everything we've been up to... can we get through this or will this tear us apart?This is part 3 of the Secrets of Daddy's Best Friend series.

• ASIN: B074PHX3W9
• ASIN: B074PHX3W9
• Manufacturer: Smutpire Press

Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Animal Designs

MORE THAN 50 BEAUTIFUL STRESS RELIEVING ANIMAL DESIGNSThis coloring book from MantraCraft has more than 50 beautiful animal designs. It provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. It features small and big creatures from forests, oceans, deserts and grasslands. Designs range in complexity and detail from beginner to expert-level. If you are an animal lover and a coloring enthusiast, this is the book to get.You will Love this Coloring Book. It offers:Stress Relieving Designs that are Great for Relaxation. Each coloring page is designed to provide calmness and relaxation as y... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1945710799
• ASIN: 1945710799
• ISBN: 1945710799
• Manufacturer: New Castle P&P

Diapered by My MILF Neighbor! (Erotic ABDL Age Play, Mature Older Woman)

Trey would do anything to screw his neighbor, Brenda. She's twice his age and drop-dead gorgeous, so he's sure he doesn't have a chance.When Brenda announces her adult baby fetish, Trey knows just what to do. He'll put on a diaper and become her little one! Brenda has a creamy surprise for him, and he can't wait to taste it...This sexy story features ABDL scenes, nursing, oral, and anal play!

• ASIN: B00WFMNFXK
• ASIN: B00WFMNFXK

His Girlfriend's Step Mother Takes a Turn (Shared by the MILF Taboo Erotic Story)(First Time Lusty Menage)(Older Women Younger Man)(Age of Seduction Mature Cougar Girl Fantasy)(Short Smut Romance)

When young and inexperienced Charlie gets a job working with his girlfriend at a local day spa... he never imagined the kind of trouble that he could get himself into.It all starts on his first day, when his girlfriend informs the horny lad that her stepmother, a beautiful MILF, will be visiting the spa with another mature woman. She tells him to prepare their rooms...But the youthful, curious man finds himself overwhelmed by carnal urges during the task -- and to his surprise, the sexy older woman barges in, catching him during the act. She decides to teach him a few naughty things... without... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00TSR8KP8
• ASIN: B00TSR8KP8
• Manufacturer: The Smut Bucket

Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book (Irreverent Book Series)

Check out my Five Star Rated Follow Up Book Cheer the F*ck Up - Perfect for those who like their self help with some sass! Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is", "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching", and other humorous and subve... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1522864741
• ASIN: 1522864741
• ISBN: 1522864741
• Brand: Unknown
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Examining Her Curves - Naughty Lesbian Doctor Menage - Older Women Teach Younger Girl All About the Birds and the Bees... Mature Short Adult Romance Story - Experienced Woman Taboo Seduction Stories

The doctor knows best...Hanna and Auburn are two young college girls trying to work their way into a medical degree. But wouldn't you know it, studying at this level can be quite difficult for the untouched women.And so one day when an older woman drops by to offer them some much needed assistance, they jump at the chance to work with the hot mentor.They just never thought things would turn so lusty... but soon enough, the girls are playing a game of doctor -- studying and examining their bodies in forbidden, pleasurable ways. This is one first time taboo exam they'll never forget...

• ASIN: B016IQ7GL0
• ASIN: B016IQ7GL0

Make Life Your Bitch: Motivational adult coloring book. Turn your stress into success! (Midnight Edition)

Turn stress into success!Has life become a bit overwhelming? Has this adulting "thing" gotten out of hand? Could you use a little bit of "me time" to refresh and energize? If so, then you are in luck! This adult coloring book is jam-packed with positive and motivational grown up coloring pages to help you relax and relieve your stress!Motivational quotes and patterns provides hours of relaxing coloring funPrinted on black backgrounds so your bright colors will pop!Makes a perfect gift for all occasions - think Mother's Day and White Elephant gift exchanges!Printed single-sided for your colorin... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1540633616
• ASIN: 1540633616
• ISBN: 1540633616
• Brand: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Lost Lion: MM Gay Alpha Male Romance (Second Chance Mates Book 1)

Dominant lion shifter Max hides a monster inside of him. After his mate died, his fearsome beast is close to turning feral. Max promised his dead mate he’ll give love another try. Too bad Max’s going crazy. He’s having park dates with a normal tabby, but a stray cat can’t be his mate. His mind is playing tricks on him, until he discovers there’s more to his tabby than he initially thought.Dylan has a problem. Weretabbies are supposed to outgoing and promiscuous. He’s awkward, shy and he’s saving his v-card for his one and only. When a scarred and terrifying werelion comes along, ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B01M6WXPT4
• ASIN: B01M6WXPT4

A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults: Eat A Bag of D*cks

GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | HUMOROUS Pardon my language, but I'm sweary AF!---The Honey BadgerAre you looking to blowing off steam by customizing unique coloring pages with some f***ing glitter pens?! Need a good laugh?! Then Eat A Bag of D*cks is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed cursing). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Good news: all the... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1640011161
• ASIN: 1640011161
• ISBN: 1640011161
• Manufacturer: Honey Badger Coloring

Freaking Awesome Yesterday Humorous Coffee & Tea Gift Mug, Funny Office Gifts and Products for Men & Women, Best Birthday Gag Presents for Best Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Mom, Dad, Him or Her

Why not give the best?The best gifts are both personal and functional, and that’s why this awesome, original mug is a fantastic choice for nearly any occasion.If you like, you can dress the mug up

• UPC: 159268878
• Color: BrownCoffee

Fucking Awesome Brother: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Brother: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 539007083

Fucking Awesome Bridesmaid: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Bridesmaid: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 907156079

Fucking Awesome Architect: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Architect: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 932318425

Fucking Awesome Accountant: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Accountant: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 609579204

Fucking Awesome Aunt: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Aunt: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 369961315

Fucking Awesome Doctor: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

Fucking Awesome Doctor: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One

• UPC: 727079910

Best fucking Mom ever: Mother's Day Journal Notebook To Write In For Mom, Blank Journal, A thoughtful Gift for New Mothers, Parents. Write Me

Best fucking Mom ever: Mother's Day Journal Notebook To Write In For Mom, Blank Journal, A thoughtful Gift for New Mothers, Parents. Write

• UPC: 631916899

Happy Fucking Birthday Cunt: Funny Gag Notebook - Birthday - Rude Naughty Journal, Funny Blank Book for Best Friend, Colleague, Partner Occasions G

Happy Fucking Birthday Cunt: Funny Gag Notebook - Birthday - Rude Naughty Journal, Funny Blank Book for Best Friend, Colleague, Partner Occasions

• UPC: 967155302

Best Friend to Wife and Mother? - eBook

Stepping out of the friend zone ! Leo Zaccharelli is a gorgeous TV chef, but to Amy Driver he's just her best friend. Yet when he saves her from a disastrous near miss down the aisle,

• UPC: 982613238