Funny Poems For Your Best Friend - April 2024

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1452110581
• ASIN: 1452110581
• ISBN: 9781452110585
• Brand: Francesco Marciuliano
• Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

Magnetic Poetry - Original Kit - All The Essential Words for Your Refrigerator - Write Poems and Letters on The Fridge - Made in The USA

The Magnetic Poetry StoryDave Kapell, founder of Magnetic Poetry, was suffering from writer's block while trying to compose song lyrics. To overcome this problem, he wrote down interesting words on pieces of paper and rearranged them, looking for inspiration. What he hadn't figured into this experiment was his allergies. One good sneeze and any progress was sent flying across the room. Dave decided to glue the words to pieces of magnets and stick them to a pizza tin. Then he got hungry and the now magnetized words made their way to the refrigerator door. Before too long, Dave wasn't the only o... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1890560014
• UPC: 692000183236
• ASIN: 1890560014
• ISBN: 1890560014
• Brand: Magnetic Poetry
• Manufacturer: Magnetic Poetry

The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts

- Over 11 million copies sold- #1 New York Times Bestseller for 8 years running- Now celebrating its 25th anniversary Simple ideas, lasting loveFalling in love is easy. Staying in love—that’s the challenge. How can you keep your relationship fresh and growing amid the demands, conflicts, and just plain boredom of everyday life?In the #1 New York Times bestseller The 5 Love Languages, you’ll discover the secret that has transformed millions of relationships worldwide. Whether your relationship is flourishing or failing, Dr. Gary Chapman’s proven approach to showing and receiving love ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 080241270X
• ASIN: 080241270X
• ISBN: 080241270X
• Brand: Moody Publishing
• Manufacturer: Northfield Publishing

Where the Sidewalk Ends: Poems and Drawings

• ASIN: 0060256672
• UPC: 201560256672
• ASIN: 0060256672
• ISBN: 0060256672
• Brand: Harper Collins
• Manufacturer: HarperCollins

Primitives by Kathy Classic Box Sign, 6 x 6-Inches, You are The You are The Peanut to My Butter

Primitives by Kathy's You Are Peanut Box Sign is made of wood and can sit or hang. It reads "You are the peanut to my butter blue in my sky flip to my flop cherry to my sundae spring in my step milk to my cookie glaze on my donut best to my friend". Carefully buy only from or trusted partners to authentic Primitives by Kathy gifts and decor with premium quality printing, stitching, and fabrics. In 1997, Kathy made her first inch primitive candle box" by hand, taking care into each detail from the sanded edges to the type of ribbon tied on the wire handles, each was a work of passion. As Primit... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00CQVM8VK
• UPC: 883504214636
• ASIN: B00CQVM8VK
• Brand: Primitives by Kathy
• Size: 6 x 6-Inches
• Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Funny Friends Charlie Monkey (Funny Faces)

A hippo and a giraffe, a parrot and a lion, these are just some of Charlie Monkey's funny friends waiting to meet babies and toddlers in this colorful board book. There are vivid, bold pictures to look at, a fun rhyming story to read aloud and listen to, plus embossed textures that little fingers will just love to touch and feel.

• ASIN: 0312510055
• ASIN: 0312510055
• ISBN: 0312510055
• Brand: Priddy Books
• Manufacturer: Priddy Books

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Classic Seuss)

• ASIN: B00ESF285S
• ASIN: B00ESF285S
• Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

Are you in a bad mood? Bitch I might be: Journal, Funny Birthday present, Gag Gift for Your Best Friend, Coworker, Sister ~ beautifully lined pages Notebook

This Journal will be an awesome way to show your love and appreciation for their birthday, Valentine’s day, Easter, Christmas, Anniversary, or any other occasion! Instead of a boring card, this journal will be much more appreciated! High quality binding, premium design, perfect size 6" x 9" 108 pages High quality binding, premium design, paperback cover, beautiful matte finish looks. Cute small gift under $10

• ASIN: 1070183318
• ASIN: 1070183318
• ISBN: 1070183318
• Manufacturer: Independently published

A Poem for Mornings Funny Coffee Mug - 13 oz Glass - Birthday Gift Ideas for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Best Friends, Coworker - Mugs for Men and Women - Gag Gifts for Mother's or Father's Day

Looking for the best gift to give for a coffee lover? Let’s make it obvious and grab one of these Customized Coffee Mugs by Humor Us Home Goods! Show your receiver how much you love them by making them laugh while they enjoy their morning cup of coffee! This coffee cup is a perfect gift idea on any occasion for anyone who loves coffee. Give them the best gift on their special day! Get them this Novelty Coffee Mug now!

• ASIN: B01DCZJRWQ
• UPC: 724051236095
• ASIN: B01DCZJRWQ
• Brand: Humor Us Home Goods
• Manufacturer: Humor Us Home Goods

Great Big Book of Thematic Poetry: More Than 200 Delightful Poems on Favorite Topics That Will Enrich Your Lessons, Build Fluency, and Strengthen Reading Skills

Add pizzazz to thematic units, daily lessons, and shared-reading time with this BIG collection of easy-to-read poems selected especially for young learners! All your favorite themes are here: All About Me, Creepy Crawlies, Farm, Neighborhood & Community, Transportation, and Weather. Includes literacy-building ideas for teaching phonemic awareness, phonics and oral language skills, reading, writing, math, science, and more. For use with Grades PreK-2.

• ASIN: 0439567297
• UPC: 078073567294
• ASIN: 0439567297
• ISBN: 0439567297
• Brand: Scholastic
• Manufacturer: Teaching Resources

THE SNAIL WHO FORGOT THE MAIL :: Teach your kid patience (Bedtime stories Children's book)

Teach your child patience !!! **********************"You forgot the mail?!?!" The king yelled at the snail. But the snail stayed as calm as could be. He was not afraid of the king, you see. He knew where the gift was; he knew what to do. The monsters learned that patience pays off too. We are all familiar with the phenomenon of children wanting everything "here and now". This story describes just such a situation. I hope you and your children will enjoy it and learn from it.

• ASIN: 1973425416
• ASIN: 1973425416
• ISBN: 1973425416
• Manufacturer: Independently published

Funny Mug 11OZ Doctor, please do not confuse search with degree, novelty and gift, dad, by Yates And Franco

Yates and Franco owns della Pace brand and all the quotes and ideas on every mug. Give a nice gift to your best friend, boss, dad or boyfriend. Any one at the office will appreciate this mug since is a very original idea to show your appreciation. Besides a shirt or tshirts this mug represents one of the best funny gifts for less than 10 dollars and free shipping you can get around, not to mention that is something your loved ones may use on a daily basis, Recommended for both men and women on Valentine's day as well.

• ASIN: B01B8EQR4E
• UPC: 880444315546
• ASIN: B01B8EQR4E
• Brand: della Pace
• Size: default
• Manufacturer: della Pace

You Don't Look Your Age...and Other Fairy Tales

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER“Thank you to Sheila Nevins for putting all this down for posterity. Women need this kind of honest excavation of the process of living.” ―Meryl StreepAn astonishingly frank, funny, poignant book for any woman who wishes they had someone who would say to them, “This happened to me, learn from my mistakes and my successes. Because you don’t get smarter as you get older, you get braver.”Sheila Nevins is the best friend you never knew you had. She is your discreet confidante you can tell any secret to, your sage mentor at work who helps you navigate th... [Read More]

• ASIN: 1250111307
• ASIN: 1250111307
• ISBN: 1250111307
• Brand: FLATIRON
• Manufacturer: Flatiron Books

I've Only Got Three Hands:: Teach Your Children to Keep Their Room Clean (Bedtimes Story Fiction Children's Picture Book Book 2)

I've Only Got Three Hands****************************Big problems were brewing in monster landWhere one boy’s bedroom was way out of hand;When bedtime came, well, his room was a mess!And that mischievous monster couldn’t care less.

• ASIN: B07BD4JGMQ
• ASIN: B07BD4JGMQ

Promises From God for Women Cards - A Box of Blessings

A box of blessings made for sharing with all of the women you appreciate having in your life, these are 51 - 2 sided, playing card size, inspirational messages in a box. Give all at once to draw from for a 'lift', or keep a box to tuck a blessing into a lunch bag, briefcase, travel bag, pocket or purse (etc.), or to pass around. Your small gift will be received with smiles and gratitude for your thoughtfulness.They come packed in a sturdy, lidded box. The set has uniquely designed artwork and message theme for women. Box: 2 5/8 x 3 3/4 x 1 1/8 InchCards: 2 1/4 x 3 3/8 Inch51 - 2 Sided CardsStu... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00T5DYXHE
• UPC: 703570102531
• ASIN: B00T5DYXHE
• Brand: Christian Art Gifts
• Manufacturer: Christian Art Gifts

500 Funny Nicknames For Your Penis - Creative Names For Your Best Friend (Illustrated Edition) - eBook

500 funny nicknames for your penis: Be creative and have fun! Name your penis after something funny, or give your partner's penis a name! We promise you: This book will make your

• UPC: 595946532

Don´t Make Me Use My Photographer Voice : Blank lined journal for your photographer friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages.

Don�t Make Me Use My Photographer Voice: Blank lined journal for your photographer friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages. Height : 0.21 In Length : 9.02 In Width : 5.98 In Weight

• UPC: 738604063

Don´t Make Me Use My Fireman Voice : Blank lined journal for your fireman friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages.

Don�t Make Me Use My Fireman Voice: Blank lined journal for your fireman friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages. Height : 0.21 In Length : 9.02 In Width : 5.98 In Weight

• UPC: 657425712

Don´t Make Me Use My Engineer Voice : Blank lined journal for your engineer friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages.

Don?t Make Me Use My Engineer Voice: Blank lined journal for your engineer friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100

• UPC: 777877743

Don´t Make Me Use My Lawyer Voice : Blank lined journal for your lawyer friend and favorite attorney, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages.

Don�t Make Me Use My Lawyer Voice: Blank lined journal for your lawyer friend and favorite attorney, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages. Height : 0.21 In Length : 9.02 In Width :

• UPC: 384039908

My Best Friend Got Me This Journal - She Is the Greatest: Blank Lined Journal 6x9 - Funny Gift for Your Bff

My Best Friend Got Me This Journal - She Is the Greatest: Blank Lined Journal 6x9 - Funny Gift for Your

• UPC: 774734791

Don´t Make Me Use My Dancer Voice : Blank lined journal for your dance lover friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100 pages.

Don?t Make Me Use My Dancer Voice: Blank lined journal for your dance lover friend, best funny gift idea. 6x9 inches, 100

• UPC: 599651936

Your Babys 1st Word Will Be Dada (Board Book)

A series of animal fathers try to teach their young to say

• UPC: 43908987
• Rating: 5.0

Badass Bitches Were Born in 1992: Journal - Funny Birthday present - Gag Gift for Your Best Friend - beautifully lined pages Notebook (B-day Year for

Badass Bitches Were Born in 1992: Journal - Funny Birthday present - Gag Gift for Your Best Friend - beautifully lined pages Notebook (B-day Year

• UPC: 117849710

Badass Bitches Were Born in 1998: Journal, Funny Birthday present, Gag Gift for Your Best Friend - beautifully lined pages Notebook (B-day Year for he

Badass Bitches Were Born in 1998: Journal, Funny Birthday present, Gag Gift for Your Best Friend - beautifully lined pages Notebook (B-day Year for

• UPC: 145901582