Tim Vine Best One Liners - April 2024

Time Voyage (Return to Titanic)

On the first day of their spring break, best friends Tucker and Maya discover a "Special Collection" of Titanic artifacts at the local museum. But the artifacts have more power than they know. When they touch a magic ticket, Tucker and Maya find themselves transported 100 years in the past ― to Titanic's maiden voyage. Now they must figure out how to save a new friend, and return to the present, before time runs out.

• ASIN: 1434239098
• ASIN: 1434239098
• ISBN: 1434239098
• Manufacturer: Stone Arch Books

Man Walks Into a Bar 2: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners

"Man Walks Into A Bar 2" is the second volume of the hugely popular joke series - a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down, this book ... [Read More]

• ASIN: 0091913691
• ASIN: 0091913691
• ISBN: 9780091913694
• Brand: Brand: Ebury Digital
• Manufacturer: Ebury

The Two Ronnies: Nice To Be With You Again (The Best of the Two Ronnies Dialogue Book 2)

More humour from the irrepressible Ronnies — Barker and Corbett. The ‘news items’ — trademark of their TV show, illustrated now with more than thirty cartoons. RONNIE BARKER: 'These “news items”, the pick of all those Ronnie Corbett and I have delivered from behind that double desk, have become such a trademark of the show that I cannot imagine starting and finishing in any other way. What a treat, then, to sample them once again in this splendid and rib-tickling selection.’ We challenge you not to laugh out loud, groan or relay them instantly to whoever is within range as you ro... [Read More]

• ASIN: B019ZUNBOC
• ASIN: B019ZUNBOC
• Manufacturer: Pilot Productions

Fresh Kitty 15ct Super Thick Jumbo Drawstring Litter Box Liners

Royal Pet Inc. pre18sents the 15 Count Jumbo Litter Box Liners from their "Fresh Kitty" collection. These scratch-guard Jumbo Liners prevent kitty claws from ripping through; designed and scented to prevent yucky cat box odor. No more messes! No more scrubbing! When ready for changing, simply lift and tie the liner to dispose of properly Saver Pack includes 15 Jumbo Liners with Ties and fits most litter boxes up to 36" x 19" 2.0 Mil. Since establishing in 1996, Royal Pet, Inc. has become a cooperative global supplier of products that enhance the lives of pets and their humans. Core Values incl... [Read More]

• ASIN: B000633YX6
• UPC: 786714300055
• ASIN: B000633YX6
• Brand: Fresh Kitty
• Manufacturer: Royal Pet Incorporated

Sakura Pigma 30062 Micron Blister Card Ink Pen Set, Black, Ass't Point Sizes 6CT Set

When accuracy, minute details and preservation count, the unparalleled archival quality of pigma micron pens makes them everyone's first choice. Artist, writers and illustrators reach for pigma micron and know their work is safeguarded with the permanence of pigma ink. Experience smooth, skipfree writing and crisp ink colors that leave consistent lettering and lines every time. It has achieved universal appeal and is carried by technical professionals, artists and crafters alike anthropologists, entomologists, scientists, research laboratories, archivists, architects, professional diamond cutt... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0008G8G8Y
• UPC: 885493269000
• ASIN: B0008G8G8Y
• Brand: Sakura
• Size: Ass't Point Sizes 6CT Set
• Manufacturer: Sakura

Panacea Products 88592 14-Inch Round Coco Fiber Liner, 1, Brown

Panacea Round Coco Fiber Liner 24ea/14in! Coco liner makes hanging baskets look great. This product is manufactured in China.

• ASIN: B000ZONZIU
• UPC: 713976904653
• ASIN: B000ZONZIU
• Brand: Panacea Products
• Size: 1
• Manufacturer: Panacea Products

American Baby Company Waterproof Fitted Crib and Toddler Protective Mattress Pad Cover, White

The waterproof crib and toddler protective cover has a top and bottom layer made of soft polyester material with a waterproof layer. The cover is quilted for baby's ultimate comfort and provides protection of the mattress and bedding. The fitted cover measures 28 inches in width x 52 inches in length x 9 inches in height and fits standard size crib and toddler mattresses. With elastic all around that fits the mattress snugly and securely. Machine washable, tumble dry low for best results.

• ASIN: B00MUZVKY8
• UPC: 786771991548
• ASIN: B00MUZVKY8
• Brand: American Baby Company
• Size: Pack of 1
• Manufacturer: American Baby Company

Crock-Pot Cook & Carry 6-Quart Oval Portable Manual Slow Cooker | Stainless Steel (SCCPVL600S)

Crock-Pot SCCPVL600S Cook' N Carry 6-Quart Oval Manual Portable Slow Cooker, Stainless Steel. Cord length: 24 inch.

• ASIN: B003HF6PUO
• UPC: 737079446124
• ASIN: B003HF6PUO
• Brand: Crock-Pot
• Size: 6 Qt
• Manufacturer: Crockpot

DUO Strip EyeLash Adhesive for Strip Lashes, Dark Tone, 0.25 oz

DUO Striplash Adhesive Dark Tone - the World's Best Selling Strip Lash Adhesive! Use DUO Dark Tone Eyelash adhesive on that perfect faux lash. DUO Striplash Adhesive is the world's best selling lash adhesive and has been a favorite of professional makeup artists for decades. DUO adhesive has a gentle formula that is safe to use and a tiny drop is all you need for those fake lashes to stay in place all day. A single tube of DUO can be used for numerous applications which saves you money. It dries dark and helps hide the lash band to keep your eyes beautiful and your eye makeup perfect!DUO Dark ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B0012IN8Q2
• UPC: 794437053844
• ASIN: B0012IN8Q2
• Brand: DUO
• Size: 0.25 Ounce (Pack of 1)
• Manufacturer: American International Industries

HUGGIES Snug & Dry Diapers, Size 5, 172 Count (Packaging May Vary)

HUGGIES Size Five Snug & Dry Diapers give your baby great protection at a great value. Four layers of protection absorb moisture quickly to help stop leaks for up to 12 hours, and a quilted liner helps to keep your baby dry and comfortable. Plus, Snug & Dry disposable baby diapers have a wetness indicator stripe on the outside that changes from yellow to blue when wet, which helps take the guesswork out of diaper changes. Featuring fun Disney Mickey Mouse designs, Snug & Dry Diapers are available in sizes Newborn (up to 10 lb.), 1 (8-14 lb.), 2 (12-18 lb.), 3 (16-28 lb.), 4 (22-37 lb.), 5 (27+... [Read More]

• ASIN: B00BCXF9EG
• UPC: 036000365481
• ASIN: B00BCXF9EG
• Brand: Huggies
• Size: 5
• Manufacturer: Kimberly Clark

Umbra Venti 16-Gallon Swing Top Kitchen Trash Can - Large, 35-inch Tall Garbage Can for Indoor, Outdoor or Commercial Use, Black/Nickel

Introducing Venti Trash Can by UmbraStyle meets function with this large, easy-to-use garbage can that looks great! With brushed metal accents, a hassle-free swing-top lid, and the integrated neck ring, Venti keeps your waste (and garbage bag) out of sight and out of mind.Venti Trash Can is constructed of durable black polypropylene so it’s sturdy and stable which means you don’t have to worry about it toppling over. At the same time, it’s easy to maintain – just wipe it clean with a damp cloth. Venti is large enough that you don’t have to constantly change the bag, but small enough ... [Read More]

• ASIN: B004U4XDY2
• UPC: 028295252997
• ASIN: B004U4XDY2
• Brand: Umbra
• Size: 11-20 Gallons
• Manufacturer: Umbra

MaaMgic Mens Slim Fit Shorts Quick Dry Swim Trunks with Mesh Lining Male Bathing Suits Medium(Waist:32"-34") Black

• ASIN: B078NK4C3K
• ASIN: B078NK4C3K
• Brand: MaaMgic
• Size: Medium(Waist:32"-34")
• Manufacturer: MaaMgic

Chuckit! Treat Tote (1 Cup)_LQ

Reward good behavior on the spot with the canine hardware treat tote. An ideal accessory for puppy or dog training, This |clip-on treat pouch| attaches easily to belt loops or pockets for training on-the-go. Featuring a drawstring closure, pet parents can easily grab treats with one hand while the other Hand remains free to signal dog commands. The dog pouch holds 1 cup of treats and closes tightly so treats stay fresh, keeping treats in One place for daily use. Made with heavy duty pack-cloth and a rip-stop liner, The treat tote is able to withstand frequent, long-term use. The pouch fabric i... [Read More]

• ASIN: B000274692
• UPC: 740023364955
• ASIN: B000274692
• Brand: Chuckit!
• Size: Small-1 Cup
• Manufacturer: Canine Hardware

Husky HK42WC020B 42-Gallon Polyethylene Resin Contractor Clean-Up Bags, 20 Count, 4 ft L x 2 ft 9 in W x 3 mil T, Black

Husky premium trash bags out-perform all major brands. Our proprietary blend of high-performance polyethylene resin combined with state-of-the-art processing technology gives these bags a significant strength advantage over thicker bags made from conventional material. Nothing's tougher than Husky. 20 bags with true tie flaps and 42-gallon capacity. Measures 32-3/4-inch by 45.125-inch with heavy duty 3 mil thickness. One by one dispensing.

• ASIN: B000KKKPF0
• UPC: 073257190541
• ASIN: B000KKKPF0
• Brand: Husky
• Size: 20 Count, 4 ft L x 2 ft 9 in W x 3 mil T
• Manufacturer: BFG Supply

InSinkErator Garbage Disposal, Evolution Excel, 1.0 HP Continuous Feed

In-sink-erator evolution Pro excel food waste disposer. 1 hp, dura-drive induction motor. 40 oz. Stainless steel grind chamber and components. Multigrid Plus - three grind stages let you quickly grind virtually any food waste. Sound seal Plus and quiet collar sink baffle reduce noise by up to 60% over standard disposers. Auto-reverse grind system feature. Jam-sensor circuit increases motor torque 500% to break through the toughest jams. Continuous feed operation. 7 year parts and in-home service warranty. Available only to Plumbing contractors.

• ASIN: B000G7UH3M
• UPC: 050375008057
• ASIN: B000G7UH3M
• Brand: InSinkErator
• Size: Twin
• Manufacturer: InSinkErator

Flowering Vines I Print Wall Art By Tim OToole

Art PrintThis art print displays sharp, vivid images with a high degree of color accuracy on paper similar to that of a postcard or greeting card. A member of the versatile family of art prints,

• UPC: 430602330
• Color: Multicolor
• Size: 24 x 1824" x 18"

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book : Over 1000 Puntastic Gags

Books : The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

• UPC: 124079567

Tim Vine - So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.

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• UPC: 953808059
• Color: GrayOyster
• Size: 24"X20"24\" x 20\"

Flowering Vines II Print Wall Art By Tim OToole

Art PrintThis art print displays sharp, vivid images with a high degree of color accuracy on paper similar to that of a postcard or greeting card. A member of the versatile family of art prints,

• UPC: 944736957
• Color: Multicolor
• Size: 24 x 1824" x 18"

Tim Vine - So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.' - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.

Tim Vine - So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.' - Famous Quotes Laminated POSTER PRINT 24X20.We stand behind

• UPC: 446438025
• Size: 24"X20"24\" x 20\"

Brown Vine Snake, Costa Rica Print Wall Art By Tim Fitzharris

Photographic PrintThis photographic print is digitally printed on archival photographic paper resulting in vivid, pure color and exceptional detail that is suitable for museum or gallery

• UPC: 764148414
• Color: BrownMulticolor
• Size: 24" x 16"24 x 16

Tree Frog Clings to a Vine, Costa Rica Print Wall Art By Tim Fitzharris

Photographic PrintThis photographic print is digitally printed on archival photographic paper resulting in vivid, pure color and exceptional detail that is suitable for museum or gallery

• UPC: 193489299
• Color: Multicolor
• Size: 16" x 24"16 x 24

Green-Breasted Mango Hummingbird at Flame Vine, Costa Rica Print Wall Art By Tim Fitzharris

Photographic PrintThis photographic print is digitally printed on archival photographic paper resulting in vivid, pure color and exceptional detail that is suitable for museum or gallery

• UPC: 701378271
• Color: Multicolor
• Size: 24 x 1824" x 18"

Trademark Fine Art 'Flowering Vines I' Canvas Art by Tim OToole

Artist: Tim OTooleSubject: FloralStyle: RusticProduct Type: Gallery-Wrapped Canvas Art This ready to hang, gallery-wrapped art piece features a busy spray of blue, yellow, and white flowers. World Art Group is a leading art publisher located

• UPC: 374670709
• Model: WAG11841-C1419GG
• Color: Bluetan,;white,;grey,;light;blue,;turquoise,;blue
• Size: 14 x 19

Trademark Fine Art 'Flowering Vines II' Canvas Art by Tim OToole

Artist: Tim OTooleSubject: FloralStyle: Modern & ContemporaryProduct Type: Gallery-Wrapped Canvas Art This ready to hang, gallery-wrapped art piece features white flowers over a blue background. Prominent Colors: White, Tan, Grey, Green, Blue, Light Blue World

• UPC: 402774352
• Model: WAG08011-C1419GG
• Color: white;tan;grey;green;blueBlue
• Size: 14 x 19